Banter TRTT Part 12: Get Your Bowels Checked

[edgie]

We've abolished the police and prisons so you'll be fine.

Excellent. Now what do we do about my conscience?

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[edgie]

I used to live in this old stone cottage thing in sevenhill, and the nearest human habitation had to be at least half a km away. Sound travels really well at night and I remember one night when there must have been a B&s ball cowboy hoedown or whatever and the highlight of the musical selections was Christina Aguilera at about 2am

Bushies love their female pop music.

Every Friday night the station people would roll in to town and go to the Mulga and the jukebox was 50% Lee/Troy/Alan/Garth/Kenny and 50% Gaga/Britney/Christine/Rihanna with nothing inbetween.

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[bomberclifford]

Watching Trainspotting to cheer me up after the game.
Spud’s just s**t the bed.
Made me think of Ken.

 

[bomberclifford]

RIP you glorious toothless *er

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[dirty2]

Good god.

Was it dirty though?

I wasn't there!

 

[edgie]

The only thing more hopeless than Port tonight is watching telemarking and seeing the people who are trying to demonstrate how to complete basic household activities the ‘old way’ and making it look way harder than it is in order to make whatever snake oil they’re peddling look amazingly easy.


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[Prison bar Pete]

The only thing more hopeless than Port tonight is watching telemarking and seeing the people who are trying to demonstrate how to complete basic household activities the ‘old way’ and making it look way harder than it is in order to make whatever snake oil they’re peddling look amazingly easy.


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The Sham-wow has markedly improved ski cleanliness though

 

[edgie]

I don’t mind loud noise when I’m trying to sleep except when it’s sh*t music or women/girls talking/shrieking at each other.

And it’s always one of those two things.

So you're ok with thong slappers hooning up and down the street?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So you're ok with thong slappers hooning up and down the street?

That must be a yabba thing.

 

[Contested Marx]

Lol who would have thought defending that not 15 call against Geelong last night would only upset a Port guy not the intended audience

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Lol who would have thought defending that not 15 call against Geelong last night would only upset a Port guy not the intended audience

More details please LaughLaugh

 

[Contested Marx]

More details please LaughLaugh

Main board thread about umpires guessing 15 metres

 

[afl2004]

 

[Astronema]

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[bomberclifford]

Watching Alien with my two boys while their mum is out.
Feels subversive.

 

[backtozero]

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[edgie]

Mr President, these young people are about to get a dose of reality!

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[Grave Danger]

 

[Papa G]

Sam Newman's much younger wife passed away from Cardiac Arrest.

Wouldn't be surprised if she had a problem with the old Talkin Talk. An underwriter once told me that if somebody has a heart attack at that age that is the first thing they check for.

 

[Grave Danger]

Sam Newman's much younger wife passed away from Cardiac Arrest.

Wouldn't be surprised if she had a problem with the old Talkin Talk. An underwriter once told me that if somebody has a heart attack at that age that is the first thing they check for.

Reports all saying her death is not being treated as suspicious, which is a bit suspicious, but there aren't any Beyond Blue type links in the reports, so maybe not suspicious. I'd go to the Daily Mail for the real story, but I'd have to white list them in my thing that blocks ads first.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sam Newman's much younger wife passed away from Cardiac Arrest.

Wouldn't be surprised if she had a problem with the old Talkin Talk. An underwriter once told me that if somebody has a heart attack at that age that is the first thing they check for.

Do you write for the daily mail or new idea?