Doctor Feel
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lol Smith is gonna be captain again
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Every time there's a sexting scandal it's always the most insanely cringe text messages. Genuinely grim stuff. One of the worst scandals to be embroiled in imo. Definitely the most embarrassing.Lol Australian Cricket.
Every time there's a sexting scandal it's always the most insanely cringe text messages. Genuinely grim stuff. One of the worst scandals to be embroiled in imo. Definitely the most embarrassing.
That's what I mean. Anything sexting genuinely so embarassing. Didn't Craig tank his marriage over that? LolMore embarrassing than Lowndsey texting a bot?
That's what I mean. Anything sexting genuinely so embarassing. Didn't Craig tank his marriage over that? Lol
lol Smith is gonna be captain again
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4 years ago. Definitely feels like someone at CA wanted this to get out so they could piss him off withoutlooking like the bad guys.
Just as likely the English media have been hanging on to this until just before the Ashes.
Where did it first leak though?
Just as likely the English media have been hanging on to this until just before the Ashes.
Where did it first leak though?
Watching Hawks VS. Geelong in 2013 prelim. ******* hell footy was watchable then. It's fu** G trash now.
I think they're working through it, but not sure how you get over sexting a bot that was a being sarcastic and not that into you.
Did anyone else get an interesting PM last night?
Hey. I love Australian Football and casual sex. I'm looking for someone to relax with this weekend. Write me here
Praps it was Painey.
It's not Lowndes levels but it's pretty farking embarrassing:
“I like good girl (name removed). But this other one sounds interesting,” Paine wrote on the 22nd, according to The Herald Sun.
“When I’m good I’m good. When I am bad I am brilliant,” she replied.
“Brilliantly bad??” Paine asked.
The next day, Paine joined his Australian teammates for day one of the first Ashes Test at the Gabba in Brisbane.
“I will think naughty thoughts about you whilst we watch the TV,” the woman texted him hours before the start of play.
“I’m cracking! Ha ha. Naughty thoughts like what? I’m about to give something a firm pull,” Paine told her.
She replied that she was getting ready for work.
“Will you want to taste my ***?? F*** me, I’m seriously hard,” Paine texted.
“I thought we were resting hands,” she said.
“Can’t rest them when I’m this hard!! Need to ease the tension ... finish me off with those lips then,” said Paine, adding a wink emoji.
He then sent a “d*** pic”, later described as “unsolicited”, telling the woman to “finish me off right now”.
Why does it all sound so polite and English?