Scape Goat TRTT Part 5: A Good Day to Ken Hard

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Greg Norman is on the front of the Weekend Oz, at his home in Florida, sitting topless on his diving board for his pool. At 62 he looks better than than the overwhelming majority of 31 year olds. He is thinking of moving back home but not sure when. Sounds a lot like what happened to Murray Rose. Had great opportunities in the USA married a couple times kids etc but the lure back home was always there.

I read the story and then go the magazine and read the longer story/article. Golfing buddies with Clinton and Trump as well as Hawke and Turnbull. Now that is the sort of soft power sports diplomacy I hope Port get with some individual Aussie in China. But as I flick thru the rest of the magazine who do they interview in the Q&A page?? Norman's nemesis HG Nelson. Lucky they didn't ask him a question or two about the Shark to conflict with their feature story. :p
 

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Have dropped my controller a few times on the tile over the past few years.

Thing's visually tiptop, but realised the R1 button is non-responsive.

Nearly 1DOWN'd when the guy charged me $89 for a new one. Cripes.
I dropped the old PS3 control in the dogs water last night. It's pretty much only used as a Netflix machine for the bedroom tv currently. How cheap can I get a replacement...

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Have dropped my controller a few times on the tile over the past few years.

Thing's visually tiptop, but realised the R1 button is non-responsive.

Nearly 1DOWN'd when the guy charged me $89 for a new one. Cripes.
Because I wear camouflage cargo pants when I chill with dylan (his mum makes us awesome chicken tendies) i shelled out almost 100 for a camo ps4 controller because they match my attire and mum won't tell me to do chores if she can't see me.
 

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never posting a photo of me again after i was ridiculed for my shoes
Who cares? We all poo. I dont care what people think of me anymore. Some of the crap i've gone through in the last year i dont even bother about who sees me. My family and mates see me why shouldn't you guys. Ive got nothing to hide. I love you lot. So you may aswell see me with my dog lol.
 
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You guys know how I put up pics of myself and y'all like edgie looks just like we picture him? Well is this how it feels to be on the other side?

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You guys know how I put up pics of myself and y'all like edgie looks just like we picture him? Well is this how it feels to be on the other side?

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Im nearly fifty edge. I look ten years younger than you. I shave my head you should try it :p
 

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I dropped the old PS3 control in the dogs water last night. It's pretty much only used as a Netflix machine for the bedroom tv currently. How cheap can I get a replacement...

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Get one of the official remote control type things for the PS3, cheaper and better to use for Netflix zombie PS3.
I have one for my PS4 as well, so much better than accidentally nudging the controller and fast forwarding.
 

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Get one of the official remote control type things for the PS3, cheaper and better to use for Netflix zombie PS3.
I have one for my PS4 as well, so much better than accidentally nudging the controller and fast forwarding.
This is my biggest first world problem at the moment. Thanks for the tip.
 

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lmao @ the dickhead who pulled a 20m wheelie on his dirt bike, sans helmet, to overtake a car on my street.

Tut-tutting old lady walking her dog was less impressed.

"Serve him right if he hit a stobie pole - bloody hoon."

Well, my day just peaked...
 
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