Universal Love TRTT Part 6: The Undiscovered Ken

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I'm just waiting for Feel to ditch both his mate and Miss Feel, and end up with the bridesmaid. It seems like the logical way for all this to end.
I'm expecting him to make off with the bride when his housemate groom friend spends an inordinate amount of time fapping in the photobooth.
 

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I'm half expecting that the fapper has been Feel all along. It's kind of a sad twist, when you think about it.
Fapping the shower is for losers. Fapping in the office is where it's at. Didn't you read those articles that said fapping at work is good for your health?
 

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I bet he's eaten those carob things for dogs that look like cooking chocolate. Straight from the pet food cupboard.
The year mum bought us carob Easter eggs because dairy was the debbil.

Should've Menendez'd her then and there.
 

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Carob buds were the best. My school canteen used to sell them for 2c each so you could ask for 50 or 100 and as a kid it sounds like you got a shitload
I know the ones you mean. They tasted pretty good. These particular eggs may as well have been old leather.
 

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I'm sitting here watching the Port replay again.... All out of mini Cadbury eggs.

I've gone to the pantry and devoured a block of cooking chocolate. I feel ashamed.
I've done the same before.
But replace Cadbury eggs with nice beer and cooking chocolate with shit beer.
 

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Shouldn’t Australia expelled Facebook instead of Russia?
If the Australian government expelled Facebook what would people who work for the Australian government have to do all day?
 
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