Universal Love TRTT Part 8: Random thoughts also sack Hinkley

[Del165198]

Tasmania by and large sucks ass. Hobart is an absolute shithole and Launceston was exactly the same but smaller. Everything is colonial which is cool but none of it is maintained. All the wood on the houses is rotting and so much of the place is dilapidated. My mates house where we were staying was in a nice area but venture out and it looks nasty.

Also the roads are woefully maintained even in the CBD, and the place is a rabbit warren to navigate.

Amazing natural sight-seeing but that's about it. Most of the genuinely interesting colonial stuff was torn down ages ago because they don't like their convict heritage. Port Arthur and a smattering in Hobart is all that is really left.

Sure as hell won't be visiting again in a hurry. Thank goodness I was there to see my mate as we had a ripping time. If I was there for any other reason I'd be severely depressed.

Lol
Yep not so many mcmansions here and a lot of shitty houses. Haven't seen a road in Tassie as bad as the Horrocks highway to Clare though.

Hobart is great, haven't really found too many great features of Launceston yet.

 

[LukeSA]

I know its sort of cliche but the biggest type of campaigner is the type to be invited to a party, bring a 6 pack of the cheapest beer possible and proceed to drink everyone else's beer and not touch their own.

 

[Macca19]

I know its sort of cliche but the biggest type of campaigner is the type to be invited to a party, bring a 6 pack of the cheapest beer possible and proceed to drink everyone else's beer and not touch their own.

The biggest campaigner is a host who doesnt provide beer to begin with

 

[Garibaldi Red]

A bloke I knew many years ago would turn up at a show with a bottle opener and a box of matches

I know its sort of cliche but the biggest type of campaigner is the type to be invited to a party, bring a 6 pack of the cheapest beer possible and proceed to drink everyone else's beer and not touch their own.

 

[Magus]

The biggest campaigner is a host who doesnt provide beer to begin with

That shouldn't be a thing unless it's an engagement or something official.

BYO or GTFO.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The biggest campaigner is a host who doesnt provide beer to begin with

That’s going to be my new go.

 

[Portology]

Now we know what Wrinkles has been doing in his spare time...


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The map is not the terrain.

 

[edgie]

A host should always have a box of goon handy in case of emergency.

 

[LukeSA]

The biggest campaigner is a host who doesnt provide beer to begin with

I had beer, he bought his own cheap crap as an excuse to drink mine.

The campaigner even took his back after the party.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I had beer, he bought his own cheap crap as an excuse to drink mine.

The campaigner even took his back after the party.

He should be dead to you now

 

[Macca19]

The campaigner even took his back after the party.

Yeah see that's not on at all. If its BYO then whatever is not drunk is left as a thankyou to the host.

I'd get some new friends mate.

 

[NoddyHolder]

I used to take southwark to parties because no campaigner would steal it. I liked it too, so that was a bonus

 

[Magus]

I used to take southwark to parties because no campaigner would steal it. I liked it too, so that was a bonus

Do they still make that stuff? Used to be the most bitter beer around before all the wanky craft IPAs came along.

 

[manureid]

I used to take southwark to parties because no campaigner would steal it. I liked it too, so that was a bonus

If you brought this you are the man! Still the weirdest thing that West End can actually make a drinkable beer.

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[Eddie Dingle]

“Green Death” Southwark Bitter from back in the day was ****.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Anyone that brings shit beer or blended whiskey stays on the front lawn.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Anyone that brings **** beer or blended whiskey stays on the front lawn.

ooooooooooh tough guy

 

[Power Girl]

My sister-in-law is an absolute pisser for this. She brings cheap wine and proceeds to drink my expensive wine but then tries to refill my glass with her crap. Sweet Jesus i lost it at that.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

ooooooooooh tough guy

Having taste is not being a tough guy Ed.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

How good an alcohol do I need to bring to a party that'll let me leave immediately without offending anyone?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

How good an alcohol do I need to bring to a party that'll let me leave immediately without offending anyone?

2 for 1 shop a docket wine should be fine

 

[Chrizzt]

Anyone that brings **** beer or blended whiskey stays on the front lawn.

Let's not paint all blended whiskys with the same brush. There are some damn fine blends out there.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Do they still make that stuff? Used to be the most bitter beer around before all the wanky craft IPAs came along.

It's still called the southwark brewery so you'd hope so

 

[Eddie Dingle]

My sister-in-law is an absolute pisser for this. She brings cheap wine and proceeds to drink my expensive wine but then tries to refill my glass with her crap. Sweet Jesus i lost it at that.

Our 5 y/o had some friends over for a play date and the mum brought “gifts” a dozen of those Ferrero Rocher chocolates and a bottle of wine.

Apparently when she gave the wine to Ms Dingle she whispered “this is for you and Ed to share on a special occasion”. I’d never seen the label before so I googled it.

$4.99 at Liquorland.

I’m just not sure how to take the message we’ve clearly been sent.

Chocolate would have cost double the wine at least I’m guessing.

Those children are now barred from my house.

 

[Duck Farmer]

How good an alcohol do I need to bring to a party that'll let me leave immediately without offending anyone?

Pre-mix rum and sars is the line.