Universal Love TRTT Part 8: Wiesn koks-kaptains

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Dylan8

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YouTube uses machine learning to predict what you would like to watch based on subject matter that you have previously watched - based on the viewing history of other people who have watched that video. It's using Google's AI that they use for AdWords, so any searches you've made in Google will also come up in your YouTube recommended list.

For example - I started looking into programming in C# and Python, and up comes chess games in my recommended feed. That's because most people who are into programming would be into the technical nature of chess as a recreational pursuit.

But if I look at clips from Skip and Shannon Undisputed, it will come up with a whole bunch of stuff about the NBA/NFL.

So when you see an ad for something that doesn't really apply to you, it just means you've been looking at something that would apply to most people who have looked at the sites you have.
I watched one political video on YouTube and now every time I open YouTube it feeds me alt right guy channels. Cool site!
 

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Can't believe Toronto still managed to **** it up today. I'm very concerned that they're about to go full Ports.
Ever since I bought a Raptors jersey 2 days ago in Vietnam they're 0-1 so it's my fault for Portsing them.

Oh I also bought a Derozan jersey without realising his entire impact on this playoff series has been from his couch in San Antonio.

Go off, Drizzy.
 

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I understand that but i gave google no indication that i would want to watch anything even related to plumbing in any way, plus my main platform is my PC which has ad and tracking blockers.

Ideally, outside of youtube google should have no idea of what im looking at.
It could be something as simple as Google knows you’re in Australia and can’t suggest anything using its AI due to the blockers you have, so it’s throwing you random videos from Australia as it’s best guess.
 

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I kept my 4-Track portastudio because you can record backwards on tape (a digital no-go) my mate offered me a grand for it but nah not parting with it.. it's cool to have when you have delusions of creativity.
 

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I kept my 4-Track portastudio because you can record backwards on tape (a digital no-go) my mate offered me a grand for it but nah not parting with it.. it's cool to have when you have delusions of creativity.
I buried Ken..
 

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Do people actually fall for this email crap:

Hi

I have very bad news for you.

11/01/2019 - on this day I can hacked your OS and got full access to your profile

So, you can change the pass---nonames, yes... But my soft intercepts it every time.

How I made it:

In the software of the router, through which you went online, was a vulnerability.

I just hacked this router and placed my trojan on it.

When you went online, my trojan was installed on the OS of your PC.

After that, I made a full dump of your disk (I have all your address book, history of viewing sites, all files, phone numbers and addresses of all your contacts).

A month ago, I wanted to lock your PC and ask for a not big amount of btc to unlock.

But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was surprised by what I saw!!!

I'm talk you about sites for adults.

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

And I got an idea....

I made a screenshot of the adult web-sites where you have fun (do you understand what it is about, huh?).

After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using the camera of your device) and glued them together.

Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!

I'm know that you would not like to show these screenshots to your friends, relatives or colleagues.

I think $377 is a very, very small amount for your secret.

Besides, I have been spying on you for so long, having spent a lot of time!


Pay ONLY in Bitcoins!
 

NoddyHolder

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Do people actually fall for this email crap:

Hi

I have very bad news for you.

11/01/2019 - on this day I can hacked your OS and got full access to your profile

So, you can change the pass---nonames, yes... But my soft intercepts it every time.

How I made it:

In the software of the router, through which you went online, was a vulnerability.

I just hacked this router and placed my trojan on it.

When you went online, my trojan was installed on the OS of your PC.

After that, I made a full dump of your disk (I have all your address book, history of viewing sites, all files, phone numbers and addresses of all your contacts).

A month ago, I wanted to lock your PC and ask for a not big amount of btc to unlock.

But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was surprised by what I saw!!!

I'm talk you about sites for adults.

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

And I got an idea....

I made a screenshot of the adult web-sites where you have fun (do you understand what it is about, huh?).

After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using the camera of your device) and glued them together.

Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!

I'm know that you would not like to show these screenshots to your friends, relatives or colleagues.

I think $377 is a very, very small amount for your secret.

Besides, I have been spying on you for so long, having spent a lot of time!


Pay ONLY in Bitcoins!
Somebody else put the exact same one on this thread not long ago.
Whoever he is he's clearly targeting Port Power Perverts
 

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I kept my 4-Track portastudio because you can record backwards on tape (a digital no-go) my mate offered me a grand for it but nah not parting with it.. it's cool to have when you have delusions of creativity.

My 8-track has gone dead, can't find the charger for it. Was an awesome digital recorder, could put files straight to PC, all the models after it featured regressive technology that is much less easy to use despite those illusions of advancement that old rich tech heads and millennials love.

Never again shall I record harmonies of myself playing the Mass Effect music.
 
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edgie

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Technology sucks. I'm currently at mums with her exorbitantly priced wild 8 gig a month download limit internet because it's an ADSL blackspot.
 
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