Universal Love TRTT Part 8: Random thoughts also sack Hinkley

[Magus]

My friend had this idea for a weekly YouTube series where we'd challenge each other to walk into an outback pub wearing provocative t-shirts and being general campaigners just so we could challenge the locals to a brawl. He's been a bouncer - he ****** up a guy who pulled a knife on him once. He's the crazy one I've mentioned before.

He was born in country NSW, and he reckons fights still happen all the time out that way. What else is there to do?

So the plan is to assault people and film it? Cool. I hope those hands of yours aren't registered weapons.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So as a Male, is going to a public or work toilet and going into a stall and leaving the door open, pissing right into the water for maximum sound a big dick energy thing to do or a massive w***er thing to do?

I feel like Chad Cornes would do this.

 

[bomberclifford]

So as a Male, is going to a public or work toilet and going into a stall and leaving the door open, pissing right into the water for maximum sound a big dick energy thing to do or a massive w***er thing to do?

My 10yo does this. We wake up to the magical sounds of a horse pissing in a bucket.

I feel like Chad Cornes would do this.

Chadbro would do a reverse kanga while not breaking eye contact.

 

[Janus]

So the plan is to assault people and film it? Cool. I hope those hands of yours aren't registered weapons.

There's different rules out in the country - and it would be self-defence anyway.

 

[Dylan8]

My friend had this idea for a weekly YouTube series where we'd challenge each other to walk into an outback pub wearing provocative t-shirts and being general campaigners just so we could challenge the locals to a brawl. He's been a bouncer - he ****** up a guy who pulled a knife on him once. He's the crazy one I've mentioned before.

He was born in country NSW, and he reckons fights still happen all the time out that way. What else is there to do?

Bizarre.

 

[LukeSA]

My friend had this idea for a weekly YouTube series where we'd challenge each other to walk into an outback pub wearing provocative t-shirts and being general campaigners just so we could challenge the locals to a brawl. He's been a bouncer - he ****** up a guy who pulled a knife on him once. He's the crazy one I've mentioned before.

He was born in country NSW, and he reckons fights still happen all the time out that way. What else is there to do?

Guarantee within the first 5 fights he will have the absolute s**t beaten out of him. Had a mate work as a bouncer and thought he was untouchable until he tried to * over a mma fighter and spent a few days in hospital with 3 broken ribs, broken jaw and a fractured wrist.

 

[dirty2]

There's different rules out in the country - and it would be self-defence anyway.

Out in the country... no one will hear you scream.

 

[Andre]

So as a Male, is going to a public or work toilet and going into a stall and leaving the door open, pissing right into the water for maximum sound a big dick energy thing to do or a massive w***er thing to do?

I feel like Chad Cornes would do this.

I assume it's not unisex toilet. I'd classify it as a bogan thing to do.

 

[Janus]

Guarantee within the first 5 fights he will have the absolute s**t beaten out of him. Had a mate work as a bouncer and thought he was untouchable until he tried to **** over a mma fighter and spent a few days in hospital with 3 broken ribs, broken jaw and a fractured wrist.

I can guarantee he wouldn't. I wouldn't fight him if he was being serious. He's taken out a kickboxing champion before. The security guards who work at the mental ward at the Queen Elizabeth - the guys who are always dressed in full riot gear because they deal with the REAL crazies - tried to recruit him.

Let's put it this way. A few years ago, there was an altercation down at Sunset Bar near the marina at Glenelg that made the news. A fight between bikies, they said.

It wasn't bikies. It was just him, trying to get inside the Sunset Bar to * up one of the bartenders who had made a comment about his then fiancee that worked there. It took another friend of his - an ex-Hell's Angel who had apparently never lost a fight in his life - and two bouncers to bring him down...and in the process that friend ****ed up his knee and now walks with a permanent limp.

The funny thing about it was - it was his engagement party. He got banned for life from the Sunset Bar for that...not that he cares. This is a guy who, when king hit from behind at a country pub and had his head split open, asked the bartender for some duct tape and kept drinking.

The only thing I was sad about was that I didn't get to see it because I'd left at a reasonable hour. Probably wouldn't have happened if I was there, truth be told - not because I'm stupid enough to think I'd beat him in a fight, but because for some reason stuff like that never happens when I'm around.

 

[LukeSA]

I can guarantee he wouldn't. I wouldn't fight him if he was being serious. He's taken out a kickboxing champion before. The security guards who work at the mental ward at the Queen Elizabeth - the guys who are always dressed in full riot gear because they deal with the REAL crazies - tried to recruit him.

Let's put it this way. A few years ago, there was an altercation down at Sunset Bar near the marina at Glenelg that made the news. A fight between bikies, they said.

It wasn't bikies. It was just him, trying to get inside the Sunset Bar to **** up one of the bartenders who had made a comment about his then fiancee that worked there. It took another friend of his - an ex-Hell's Angel who had apparently never lost a fight in his life - and two bouncers to bring him down...and in the process that friend ****** up his knee and now walks with a permanent limp.

The funny thing about it was - it was his engagement party. He got banned for life from the Sunset Bar for that...not that he cares. This is a guy who, when king hit from behind at a country pub and had his head split open, asked the bartender for some duct tape and kept drinking.

The only thing I was sad about was that I didn't get to see it because I'd left at a reasonable hour. Probably wouldn't have happened if I was there, truth be told - not because I'm stupid enough to think I'd beat him in a fight, but because for some reason stuff like that never happens when I'm around.

That, or someone will just shoot him, starting fights in areas where most likely everyone will have rifles in their cars.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

And all that impresses you Janus ? he sounds like a complete tosser why would someone like you with high cognitive function be all giddy? I'm disappointed tbh.

 

[Macca19]

So as a Male, is going to a public or work toilet and going into a stall and leaving the door open, pissing right into the water for maximum sound a big dick energy thing to do or a massive w***er thing to do?

Welcome to having children.

 

[Janus]

And all that impresses you Janus ? he sounds like a complete tosser why would someone like you with high cognitive function be all giddy? I'm disappointed tbh.

It doesn't impress me, and he's actually a decent guy. I can have an interesting conversation with him about a wide variety of topics.

It's more that violence seems to follow him around more than anything.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

It doesn't impress me, and he's actually a decent guy. I can have an interesting conversation with him about a wide variety of topics.

It's more that violence seems to follow him around more than anything.

Decent people don't attract much violence in my world.

 

[Janus]

Decent people don't attract much violence in my world.

Some people just have the wrong sort of aura about them I've found. Really low frequency energy

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Winter is Coming!!!

 

[Kiss from a Rozee]

Decent people don't attract much violence in my world.

People are complicated, but it’s honestly best to avoid anyone that violent. Also if he’s starting fights over someone talking to his girlfriend his girlfriend should gtfo of that relationship.

 

[sobrave]

janus has a friend that sounds really tough you guys

 

[Kiss from a Rozee]

janus has a friend that sounds really tough you guys

I had a friend who sounded similar to that guy but was only a teenager, I was never involved at all because I’m a good boy but I pretty quickly avoided talking to him ever again even though he’d been quite nice to me at times.

 

[HotSausage69]

Just going back to that flight chat quickly, I was on a 14 hour flight a couple weeks ago through Qatar airways. I had a middle seat, only booked the flight the week before and it turned out to be fully booked, not a single spare seat on the plane. Imagine my despair when it turns out I had the only seat on the plane with a broken TV screen for the in flight entertainment, meaning I had to sit in this seat for 14 hours twiddling my ******* thumbs while everyone around me had this massive selection of movies to pass the time. I was offered a magazine instead.

 

[Magus]

Some strong my dad could beat up your dad vibes in this thread.

 

[Andre]

Welcome to having children.

What god did you sacrifice to, to get a male child to pee within 3 feet of the damn toilet?

 

[Macca19]

What god did you sacrifice to, to get a male child to pee within 3 feet of the damn toilet?

Theyve progressed from pissing on the ground to getting it in the bowl 98% of the time now.

Now they iust forget to flush so this stench of stale urine hangs around a bit.

 

[Contested Marx]

So as a Male, is going to a public or work toilet and going into a stall and leaving the door open, pissing right into the water for maximum sound a big dick energy thing to do or a massive w***er thing to do?

I feel like Chad Cornes would do this.

This happens a bit at the footy (must be the riverstank bogans). I tried it once just at a Port game (because all the other guys were) and couldn't do it because my bladder is about as shy as Salman Rushdie circa '89 and i stood there for 2 minutes while a kid behind me asked his dad what was i doing.

I zipped up. shut the door. all good.

But in a regular public/work loo? no that's weird

 

[Doctor Feel]

This happens a bit at the footy (must be the riverstank bogans). I tried it once just at a Port game (because all the other guys were) and couldn't do it because my bladder is about as shy as Salman Rushdie circa '89 and i stood there for 2 minutes while a kid behind me asked his dad what was i doing.

I zipped up. shut the door. all good.

But in a regular public/work loo? no that's weird

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