Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child

[edgie]

I like the movie upgrade with the automatic cars where in the end the guy still uses a 70s.


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[edgie]

Everyday commuting is boring as f@&k as it is. Wouldn’t you rather lay back in full recline and smoke cones on the go?

If you want fun just jump in an OTR-sponsored Uberchopper to The Bend and hire a tyre shredder for the day.

Everyday sex is boring, wouldn't it better to just strap you willy in to a automatic flesh light for a minute for the morning release while you flick through through the business insider and sip on some blend 43?


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[edgie]

In all seriousness, most trivial things I enjoy in life are dying and being taken away. It's disheartening.

At what point does it end?

And no, the answer shouldn't have to be the point where I move on from the 20th century, like everything old is bad and outdated.

Can't even dangle in the old abandoned mine shaft like monkey bars just down the road from nans place near the Auskick oval anymore, they've gone and put a fence around it.

All those bad things that didn't happen in the last 50 years it's been like that just reached tipping point.


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[Janus]

Riddle me this:



Where is Australia on this list? We have the largest uranium deposits in the world, being able to be mined at the cheapest price, totalling around 30-33% of the world total, but apparently our strategy is to just keep selling coal until we're not allowed to anymore.

"Gibbons points to the example of Canada for the industry’s benefits. Here, nuclear power generates 60,000 high paying jobs, 15% of the country’s power supply with zero emissions, and provides an industry worth $6.7bn. It is also an example of the kind of competition Australia faces when it comes to this market.

“Australia has the world’s largest deposits of uranium,” says Gibbons. “This should be used as the basis for a global-scale uranium and nuclear industry which includes nuclear medicine, zero emission 24/7 nuclear power and industrial applications like hydrogen production. If Australia is denied these benefits, the nuclear industry in countries like Canada will continue to prosper.”"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Everyday sex is boring, wouldn't it better to just strap you willy in to a automatic flesh light for a minute for the morning release while you flick through through the business insider and sip on some blend 43?


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[Janus]

Everyday sex is boring, wouldn't it better to just strap you willy in to a automatic flesh light for a minute for the morning release while you flick through through the business insider and sip on some blend 43?


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You'll still be able to drive a car yourself if you want to.

You'll just have to pay a higher insurance premium than everyone else

 

[Janus]

"We are restructuring our international operations, focusing on markets where we have the right strategies to drive robust returns, and prioritizing global investments that will drive growth in the future of mobility, especially in the areas of electric vehicles and autonomous vehicles."

Told you. It’s easy to see that these clowns thought that the train for EV/autonomous vehicles would wait for them because they are an iconic brand, but they’ve seen what Tesla is doing and they are like ‘s**t, if we don’t get into this market as well we are going to go bankrupt.’ That’s why they’ve put all their money into a new factory in Detroit. They are basically paring down all their markets to the most profitable ones and hoping that the savings will enable them to focus on their autonomous programs that they can then release globally in a few years.

You know what the quickest way to die in business is? Get an increasing share of a shrinking market. That’s what I see when I look at ICE cars. EVs are cheaper to run, faster and more energy efficient.

Meanwhile, I noticed that one of the things that Warren Buffett loves about insurance is that he gets to float the premiums on the stock market and post massive gains before paying out for damages out of the profit he makes.

Tesla is getting into insurance too, you know. Musk maybe a lot of things, but he’s definitely smart.

 

[afl2004]

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Everyday sex is boring, wouldn't it better to just strap you willy in to a automatic flesh light for a minute for the morning release while you flick through through the business insider and sip on some blend 43?


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The automatic flesh light will be in the autonomous car & it will be insatiable.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Hillary Clinton was a better Democratic candidate then any of the people running right now - she had the name, she had the record, she had the history of possibly becoming the first female president on her side.

It wasn't like people didn't know what Trump was like back then. So what makes you think something has changed in 3 years?

Here's a little known fact: did you know that 5.5 million of the 15.5 million people in the world that can go to the bank and withdraw $1 million reside in the US? That means that although only 1.68% of the American population is considered wealthy, the US accounts for 35.48% of the world's HNW and UHNW individuals...in spite of only having 4.345% of the world's population.

Most of them are Democrats, by the way. That's why Bloomberg is their guy.

"The single-minded mission among Democrats partially explains why Joe Biden stayed on top of the Democratic field for so long. Now that he's faltered in two straight contests, Democrats increasingly are looking to Bloomberg as the solution to the problem they care about above all else—defeating Donald Trump. And they might be willing to give the previously thought "unelectable" Mike Bloomberg a long look for the Democratic nomination for President.

What was very unlikely in 2008 and 2016, is now looking like a real possibility. And Bloomberg is willing to see just how far a political candidate can get on a couple of billion dollars. And Democratic voters look willing to consider an unlikely candidate because he can do the thing that matters most to them. Win."

"The focus on Bloomberg comes amid anxiety among many establishment-aligned Democrats over the early strength of Sanders, who won last week’s New Hampshire primary and essentially tied for first place in Iowa with Pete Buttigieg, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Sanders is hoping to notch a victory in Nevada on Saturday as moderates struggle to unite behind a candidate who could serve as a counter to the Vermont senator, who has long identified as a democratic socialist."

If Hillary couldn't beat Trump, why would Bloomberg be able to? He's a far more problematic and difficult to sell candidate, regardless of how much money he's going to be able to pour into advertising. Every Republican vote they lure over will be countered by a progressive vote that stays home on election day.

Sanders is consistently on message and is extending his lead in the polls as he goes on. There might be 5,500,000 millionaires in the US, but there are 27,000,000 people without any sort of health insurance. Sanders' campaign is 100% focused on reaching people at that level.

 

[Contested Marx]

If Hillary couldn't beat Trump, why would Bloomberg be able to? He's a far more problematic and difficult to sell candidate, regardless of how much money he's going to be able to pour into advertising. Every Republican vote they lure over will be countered by a progressive vote that stays home on election day.

Sanders is consistently on message and is extending his lead in the polls as he goes on. There might be 5,500,000 millionaires in the US, but there are 27,000,000 people without any sort of health insurance. Sanders' campaign is 100% focused on reaching people at that level.

Having Bloomberg as an alternative to Trump is like cancelling Von Eminem as your babysitter and booking Rolf Harris.

In this analogy, Buttigieg is probably Pell so

 

[Pappagallo]

Everyday sex is boring, wouldn't it better to just strap you willy in to a automatic flesh light for a minute for the morning release while you flick through through the business insider and sip on some blend 43?


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Sweet baby Jesus not Blend 43!

 

[bomberclifford]

Nah just shuffling out the front door and flopping on a conveyor belt to the grind would be modern life completed to perfection.

A true dystopia would have us never leave our compartment blocks.

The LNP missed a huge opportunity with the NBN; the faster and more reliable it is, the less the populace needs to travel.

Plug in, shuffle bytes and pixels, and then tune out. Uber/Amazon in what you need. Matrix, here we come.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

A true dystopia would have us never leave our compartment blocks.

The LNP missed a huge opportunity with the NBN; the faster and more reliable it is, the less the populace needs to travel.

Plug in, shuffle bytes and pixels, and then tune out. Uber/Amazon in what you need. Matrix, here we come.

LNP policy is based around making people pay extra for inconvenience, its why they privatise everything. People living cheaper lifestyles reduces the potential for profit.

 

[Papa G]

People mock me when I go on about paying cash or not buying everything online. Not being on Facebook. The future is here and you are being completely controlled. It's only going to get worse.

 

[bomberclifford]

Everyday sex is boring, wouldn't it better to just strap you willy in to a automatic flesh light for a minute for the morning release while you flick through through the business insider and sip on some blend 43?

 

[Janus]

If Hillary couldn't beat Trump, why would Bloomberg be able to? He's a far more problematic and difficult to sell candidate, regardless of how much money he's going to be able to pour into advertising. Every Republican vote they lure over will be countered by a progressive vote that stays home on election day.

Sanders is consistently on message and is extending his lead in the polls as he goes on. There might be 5,500,000 millionaires in the US, but there are 27,000,000 people without any sort of health insurance. Sanders' campaign is 100% focused on reaching people at that level.

That’s his problem.

There’s another 300 million people in the country that do have health insurance, and he’s supposed to be representing them as well.

Let me tell you exactly what would happen under a Sanders regime:

All the UHNW and HNW individuals would change their place of primary residence to outside the United States. If you think places like Singapore, the UK, Canada, Australia et al wouldn’t welcome them with open arms, you’re as crazy as Bernie is. Having money means you’ve always got the option to leave.

The wealth tax would serve as a perpetual barrier for any American to join them. The stock market is by far the easiest way to become wealthy as long as you know what you are doing. By putting a tax on trades, Sanders puts a tax on people wanting to better themselves. He also limits the ability of the free market to reject a poor investment they find themselves in for a good one. So Wall Street makes less trades, which limits investment capital flowing to businesses. Instead, they divert that capital to other countries, because money never sleeps.

With no individuals with money and no businesses with money...exactly how do you propose he’s going to pay for his plans? It will come from the middle class. Like it always does in any socialist regime.

Everyone who is wealthy has an exit plan out of the country they live in. Ask yourself why anyone would ask to be taxed more when it was the existing system that enabled them to get where they are today - it’s not because they are altruistic, it’s because they don’t want anyone joining them at the top.

Bloomberg means none of that has to happen. He’ll still lose though, but it will probably legitimise his run for 2024.

 

[bomberclifford]

LNP policy is based around making people pay extra for inconvenience, its why they privatise everything. People living cheaper lifestyles reduces the potential for profit.

You've clearly never ordered Uber Eats.

 

[Magus]

I too feel like we're reaching a point with technology where it's like, what's the point?
Noone is any happier because of it. I realise you can't stop progress but the idea that we're heading into an exciting future because of AI and high speed everything just doesn't seem real.

And yes I see the irony in expressing this on the Interwebs.

 

[edgie]

Riddle me this:

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Where is Australia on this list? We have the largest uranium deposits in the world, being able to be mined at the cheapest price, totalling around 30-33% of the world total, but apparently our strategy is to just keep selling coal until we're not allowed to anymore.

"Gibbons points to the example of Canada for the industry’s benefits. Here, nuclear power generates 60,000 high paying jobs, 15% of the country’s power supply with zero emissions, and provides an industry worth $6.7bn. It is also an example of the kind of competition Australia faces when it comes to this market.

“Australia has the world’s largest deposits of uranium,” says Gibbons. “This should be used as the basis for a global-scale uranium and nuclear industry which includes nuclear medicine, zero emission 24/7 nuclear power and industrial applications like hydrogen production. If Australia is denied these benefits, the nuclear industry in countries like Canada will continue to prosper.”"

I'm looking at shares in a local uranium company that supposed to start operations up again soon after being on some sort of hiatus for nearly a decade.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[edgie]

I too feel like we're reaching a point with technology where it's like, what's the point?
Noone is any happier because of it. I realise you can't stop progress but the idea that we're heading into an exciting future because of AI and high speed everything just doesn't seem real.

And yes I see the irony in expressing this on the Interwebs.

Not as ironic as people I know that post political or social messages on s**t like snapchat or instagram stories.

You know, things that are so meaningful they automatically delete after a day.

Meanwhile, on facebook, where things don't delete, it's just sharing memes.

 

[edgie]

The automatic flesh light will be in the autonomous car & it will be insatiable.

Next thread title pls Ford Fairlane

People mock me when I go on about paying cash or not buying everything online. Not being on Facebook. The future is here and you are being completely controlled. It's only going to get worse.

One thing I don't mock you for. People aren't seeing the forrest from the trees anymore. Society is exactly as they've let it become.

Eg, the amount of bogans upset about Holden that haven't owned one for a decade or more for reasons no better than Aussie sedans weren't trendy anymore. The marketing machine tells them to buy SUV or twin cabs, be a man and put the motorbikes in the back and get away from the daily grind! Scale a mountain to the sounds of someone covering Fleetwood Mac!

 

[Papa G]

Next thread title pls Ford Fairlane



One thing I don't mock you for. People aren't seeing the forrest from the trees anymore. Society is exactly as they've let it become.

Eg, the amount of bogans upset about Holden that haven't owned one for a decade or more for reasons no better than Aussie sedans weren't trendy anymore. The marketing machine tells them to buy SUV or twin cabs, be a man and put the motorbikes in the back and get away from the daily grind! Scale a mountain to the sounds of someone covering Fleetwood Mac!

err what are the things you do mock me for?

 

[DaTBird187]

Seriously how much lamer can the Supercars racing series get now?!