Media Trust The Process - A Rookie's Guide For What To Expect When Joining the SFA

[Noobz0r]

Hi Noobz,

Great to know. I too have bees in my head so I feel as though I have something to offer.

Your pal,

Bob.

Hi Bob,

If you have the beez on your mind make sure you write plenty of nice media that sucks big-name dick.

Regards.

Noobz.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hi Bob,

If you have the beez on your mind make sure you write plenty of nice media that sucks big-name dick.

Regards.

Noobz.

Hoboy!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Stay tuned for further updates on what to expect as you progress throughout your rookie season. And if you like what you see of my patented BPMN system then please feel free to like & subscribe to my YouTube channel, I Bob And So Can You.
Until next time...

Thank you TB for not once mentioning the mighty Baghdad Bombers...the destination club.

Nobody has ‘a right’ to join the Baghdad Bombers ...nobody!
What makes you people think the Baghdad Bombers is an equal opportunity employer I hear you ask?

It is very far from it - and for good reasons - let me cite a few:

The Baghdad Bombers uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny campaigners from joining — for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny, too tall or too short. Campaigners are also denied for having flat feet, or for having missing, or additional, fingers.

By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? (sorry ND) Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hearing voices in your head? Self-identification as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair?

Can't run the required course in the required time?
Can't do the required number of push-ups?
Not really a morning person?
And refuse to get out of bed before noon?

All can be legitimate reasons for denial.

The Baghdad Bombers has one job: Winning games. Anything else is a distraction and a liability.
Did someone just scream "that isn't fair?"
The SFA is VERY unfair; there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful.

You must change yourself to meet Bomber standards and not the other way around.
I say again: You don't change the Bombers - you must change yourself.
The Bombers is not about being fair, it is about taking advantage of others and about winning.
The Bombers doesn't need to accommodate anyone with special issues like a recent shitscared Gumbie
The Bombers needs to win games and keep our country safe-period.

If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness or game winning...don't apply.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Awesome stuff Tonga Bob well done.

I love it when a leadership group gets together and ghost writes a thread for a rookie..

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Awesome stuff Tonga Bob well done.

I love it when a leadership group gets together and ghost writes a thread for a rookie..

Someone’s jealous that their club has 10 rookies a season, yet they rarely produce anything worth reading.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thank you TB for not once mentioning the mighty Baghdad Bombers...the destination club.

Nobody has ‘a right’ to join the Baghdad Bombers ...nobody!
What makes you people think the Baghdad Bombers is an equal opportunity employer I hear you ask?

It is very far from it - and for good reasons - let me cite a few:

The Baghdad Bombers uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny campaigners from joining — for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny, too tall or too short. Campaigners are also denied for having flat feet, or for having missing, or additional, fingers.

By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? (sorry ND) Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hearing voices in your head? Self-identification as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair?

Can't run the required course in the required time?
Can't do the required number of push-ups?
Not really a morning person?
And refuse to get out of bed before noon?

All can be legitimate reasons for denial.

The Baghdad Bombers has one job: Winning games. Anything else is a distraction and a liability.
Did someone just scream "that isn't fair?"
The SFA is VERY unfair; there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful.

You must change yourself to meet Bomber standards and not the other way around.
I say again: You don't change the Bombers - you must change yourself.
The Bombers is not about being fair, it is about taking advantage of others and about winning.
The Bombers doesn't need to accommodate anyone with special issues like a recent shitscared Gumbie
The Bombers needs to win games and keep our country safe-period.

If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness or game winning...don't apply.

Hi Norm,

K.

Your pal,

Bob.

ps: see you at Cheers tomorrow arvo

 

[AceAndy]

Someone’s jealous that their club has 10 rookies a season, yet they rarely produce anything worth reading.

Excellent point Mr. NaturalDisaster

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thank you TB for not once mentioning the mighty Baghdad Bombers...the destination club.

Nobody has ‘a right’ to join the Baghdad Bombers ...nobody!
What makes you people think the Baghdad Bombers is an equal opportunity employer I hear you ask?

It is very far from it - and for good reasons - let me cite a few:

The Baghdad Bombers uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny campaigners from joining — for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny, too tall or too short. Campaigners are also denied for having flat feet, or for having missing, or additional, fingers.

By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? (sorry ND) Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hearing voices in your head? Self-identification as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair?

Can't run the required course in the required time?
Can't do the required number of push-ups?
Not really a morning person?
And refuse to get out of bed before noon?

All can be legitimate reasons for denial.

The Baghdad Bombers has one job: Winning games. Anything else is a distraction and a liability.
Did someone just scream "that isn't fair?"
The SFA is VERY unfair; there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful.

You must change yourself to meet Bomber standards and not the other way around.
I say again: You don't change the Bombers - you must change yourself.
The Bombers is not about being fair, it is about taking advantage of others and about winning.
The Bombers doesn't need to accommodate anyone with special issues like a recent shitscared Gumbie
The Bombers needs to win games and keep our country safe-period.

If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness or game winning...don't apply.

Nice melt.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Awesome stuff Tonga Bob well done.

I love it when a leadership group gets together and ghost writes a thread for a rookie..

Delicious Tones, thank you.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Awesome stuff Tonga Bob well done.

I love it when a leadership group gets together and ghost writes a thread for a rookie..

Dear Anthony,

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling campaigners.

Your pal,

Old Man Jenkins.

ps: thanks for the kind words, you were alway my favourite of the 25 Tony Lynns

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Excellent point Mr. NaturalDisaster

Mate your lot may want to start venturing out from a match thread first. Or even posting in one.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Someone’s jealous that their club has 10 rookies a season, yet they rarely produce anything worth reading.

Don't think we have ever had 10 rookies in a season?

 

[Pugsley]

Bob, do you look good in a toga?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Don't think we have ever had 10 rookies in a season?

You are allowed to included delisted/rage quit/perma banned rookies who don't last the season

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You are allowed to included delisted/rage quit/perma banned rookies who don't last the season

Lucky for you blokes then.

 

[JackBero]

i... i... i... I JUST GOT F*CKEN RICKROLLED

new favourite thread

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

You've got some ability Tongs but keep it under your pillow.

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[Marlowe]

The your pal stuff reminds me of some guy but I can't place who.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Lucky for you blokes then.

We sacked our two, yours rage quit!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

We sacked our two, yours rage quit!

You call it a sacking. Having been in the thead with that poster I will call it a mercy killing.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You call it a sacking. Having been in the thead with that poster I will call it a mercy killing.

Which one?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Which one?

I can't even remember what your blokes user name was.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bob, do you look good in a toga?

Hi Waffle,

Yes. Yes I do.

And my rendition of Louie Louie is *chef’s kiss*

Your pal,

Bob.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Nice melt.

^^^ The brain dead response campaigners use when they got nothin' ^^^
C'mon TIF...not even a small sprinkle of salt?

 

[Tonga Bob]

i... i... i... I JUST GOT F*CKEN RICKROLLED

new favourite thread

Hi Jack,

Thank you! Yes it truly is the gift that keeps giving. In my youth I spent three years as an Astleyfarian. Weirdest week of my life.

Your pal,

Bob.