Family & Relationships Turn-offs

[Nibbler_]

Couldn't see this in the search results, so decided to make it.

You know the drill.

For me: smoking, BO, cellulite, cellulitey boobies, plastic surgery, flat chests, Hawthorn supporters, butch hair, 1937473838383839392773 piercings, dry lips, small hips, muscly women, cankles, cougars, mini shorts, gigantic nipples, rangas with red skin, chewed nails, bad tempers, seriousness, duck faces, insecurity, low sex drives, hate for footy, hate for Geelong, dishonesty, hate for Mexican food.

I think that's it. Over to you GD.

 

[Cruyff14]

You honestly wouldn't date someone because of who they supported? Or if they disliked your football team?

My God.

 

[tesseract]

Smoking is the biggest turn-off. Utterly disgusting.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Smoking definitely the biggest one for me. That and bogan faces.

It's hard to describe what a bogan face is, it just is. Generally chicks who smoke also have bogan face. They just look like they are dirty.

 

[half_back_flank]

Bitches who say they will pick me up and don't.

 

[Nibbler_]

You honestly wouldn't date someone because of who they supported? Or if they disliked your football team?

My God.

It was in jest, but whatever floats your boat.

As long as she is a knowledgeable Hawks supporter (that isn't anything like BF posters) and has the physical and mental assets to satisfy me, then sure let's hang out

Bitches who say they will pick me up and don't.

I never actually said I'd pick her up. Biatch.

 

[Cruyff14]

It was in jest, but whatever floats your boat.

As long as she is a knowledgeable Hawks supporter (that isn't anything like BF posters) and has the physical and mental assets to satisfy me, then sure let's hang out

What if she wasn't? But she was amazing in every other aspect?

 

[Nibbler_]

What if she wasn't? But she was amazing in every other aspect?

Sure. If this 8-0 streak continues, it won't be hard to convert her anyway.

 

[Cruyff14]

We still won the game that mattered

 

[quin_stick]

Arm hair. You shave your legs, why not your arms?

 

[Nibbler_]

We still won the game that mattered

What? Afraid I don't know what you're talking about, must have happened a long time ago

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Smoking is the biggest turn-off. Utterly disgusting.

Agree and it doesn't matter how hot she is. Just gross.

 

[hawker92]

Nibbler, if you are a female, men might find your username to be a turn off

 

[Cruyff14]

What? Afraid I don't know what you're talking about, must have happened a long time ago

This

Do you remember now?

 

[Nibbler_]

Arm hair. You shave your legs, why not your arms?

I read somewhere girls aren't meant to shave their arms because it causes skin irritation and it's hard to shave off again until it's grown back fully (it will grow back thicker and the hairs will be sprouting in all directions).

I don't mind a teeny tiny bit of body hair. She doesn't have to be smooth 24/7 imo.

 

[Nibbler_]

Nibbler, if you are a female, men might find your username to be a turn off

LOL true, I'm a guy. That would make it worse though...



...too far?

This

Do you remember now?

Does not compute

 

[Nibbler_]

Agree and it doesn't matter how hot she is. Just gross.

Adriana Lima smokes. Surely she's the exception!

 

[quin_stick]

I read somewhere girls aren't meant to shave their arms because it causes skin irritation and it's hard to shave off again until it's grown back fully (it will grow back thicker and the hairs will be sprouting in all directions).

I don't mind a teeny tiny bit of body hair. She doesn't have to be smooth 24/7 imo.

Well it's still a turn off.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Wow we managed to turn a discussion in GD into another Hawthorn vs Geelong debate

For me
Smoking, fatties, BO, girls being hairy (more than they should. only place i want a girl to have hair is her head), short hair cuts, un woman like things like burping farting etc, overusing swear words, not being able to take a joke

im sure i will be able to think of more. football team does not matter when it come sto being attracted to girls. maybe because the few girls i know who support hawthorn are fugly

 

[MWPP]

As a girl, these things turn me off a guy:

Habits/Appearance
Smoker, moderate/heavy (rather than simply occasional/social) drinker, other drugs, unhealthy weight (especially if overweight/obese), excessive chest and especially back hair, makeup, unibrow, age (looks younger or wayy older), long hair, piercings, tattoos

Personality
On second thoughts, too many to list...

 

[woopedazz]

Penis.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Penis.

set the bar high i see

 

[DiscoBigRig]

Wont Swallow

 

[JapanFootball]

As a girl, these things turn me off a guy:

Habits/Appearance
Smoker, moderate/heavy (rather than simply occasional/social) drinker, other drugs, unhealthy weight (especially if overweight/obese), excessive chest and especially back hair, makeup, unibrow, age (looks younger or wayy older), long hair, piercings, tattoos

Personality
On second thoughts, too many to list...

Hi. I smoke, I drink, I'm pretty solid, I have chest hair that looks like a baby bear is hugging me (which creeps on to my back somewhat), I have tattoos and I am starting to get a receding hairline which makes me look older than I am. Also, I like walks along the beach! How you doin?

 

[DiscoBigRig]

Hi. I smoke, I drink, I'm pretty solid, I have chest hair that looks like a baby bear is hugging me (which creeps on to my back somewhat), I have tattoos and I am starting to get a receding hairline which makes me look older than I am. Also, I like walks along the beach! How you doin?

Shit If You Swallow I'm There lolol