Beauty & Style Turn ons and Turn offs

[BarneyBent]

Don't know if it's been mentioned yet (not reading the entire bloody thread), but skin that is darker than the hair (at least in caucasians) is a bloody turn-off. Streaks that are lighter than the skin is OK, so long as the hair's base colour is darker. But blonde girls who are tanned to shit just look tacky.

 

[the_fresh]

Actually, most of this stuff is pretty reasonable, standard stuff like eye colour, hair colour, etc.

Probably wouldn't mention that horse fetish around the ladies, I know nobody has listed it as a turn off, but...

really? don't mention it? funny cause when I tell females what I do for a living they seem to hang on every word I say. But I go home every night to my girlfriend who happened to be 10 years younger than myself while by the sounds of it you go home dreaming about all the females you should have had that day.

 

[Powerade 08]

I go home every night to my girlfriend who happened to be 10 years younger than myself

Not sure if legal.

 

[the_fresh]

Not sure if legal.

shes 21

 

[ben_09]

really? don't mention it? funny cause when I tell females what I do for a living they seem to hang on every word I say. But I go home every night to my girlfriend who happened to be 10 years younger than myself while by the sounds of it you go home dreaming about all the females you should have had that day.

A photographer?

 

[showdownhero]

This loser bares a striking resemblance to DNine, e-bragging about his missus

 

[BarneyBent]

shes 21

Stone?

 

[Ricketts]

Don't know if it's been mentioned yet (not reading the entire bloody thread), but skin that is darker than the hair (at least in caucasians) is a bloody turn-off. Streaks that are lighter than the skin is OK, so long as the hair's base colour is darker. But blonde girls who are tanned to shit just look tacky.

This is actually an excellent theory. Had never thought of it that way.

 

[AsianWithAFro]

really? don't mention it? funny cause when I tell females what I do for a living they seem to hang on every word I say. But I go home every night to my girlfriend who happened to be 10 years younger than myself while by the sounds of it you go home dreaming about all the females you should have had that day.

Go away stooge. Do you really think we give a damn about you?

Pedo bear is coming for you...

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

really? don't mention it? funny cause when I tell females what I do for a living they seem to hang on every word I say. But I go home every night to my girlfriend who happened to be 10 years younger than myself while by the sounds of it you go home dreaming about all the females you should have had that day.

Lol way to make an utter ****wit of yourself

 

[NMFCMUFC]

Hey the_fresh how big is your **** while we're at it?

 

[JHF1870]

Turn Ons

Fit, Not just slim

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Offs

Heavy drinker
Smoker/Drugs
Fat/Lazy

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Is a crap name a deal breaker for anyone else? Whether it be a tacky bogan name, or even just a name that doesn’t roll off the tongue well, a name is a major part in how attractive I find someone. I was chatting to a girl I met at work, everything was all well and good, then I noticed her name on her order. ‘Tay-Leah’. Completely changed the way I saw her. What a turd of name that is. Even if didn’t have the hyphenation, it just sounds naff.

Another lesser one. Girls being proper stoners is pretty yuck, but I’m cool with a girl who would smoke a joint socially every now and then, without being all ‘omg look guys I’m smoking w33d’. Just casual about it. There’s a fine line between being lame and uptight about weed, and being lame and too proud about weed.

 

[JG22]

Always thought smoking is a complete dealbreaker, now I could kinda live with it but it’s still pretty poor.

 

[Run n Spread]

Always thought smoking is a complete dealbreaker, now I could kinda live with it but it’s still pretty poor.

Deal breaker for me as I'd be tempted to have a couple myself and that's the last thing I need.

 

[M Malice]

Ons- Females.
Offs- Males.

 

[JG22]

Muscular shoulders

 

[Procrastinator35]

Turn Ons:

Nice teeth, sweet smile, bright eyes.

Turn offs:

Loud, obnoxious, conceited.

 

[Herbie_53]

Turn ons: Nice eyes, sense of humour, long hair, pride in appearance.

Turn offs: Tats, smokers,drunks

 

[FRUMPY]

Offs: smoker, tatts, too skinny and too much makeup.

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[Silent Alarm]

Yeah chicks who are loud are the biggest turn-offs. Like anyone who does, they're just screaming for relevance – literally – but their shit sense of humour usually tops it off. Usually the first girl to cry at 11:30 and need her friend to come into the pub toilet to console her and say 'don't worry, you're beautiful! All our boyfriend's are getting their mates interested, promise!'

 

[Billy ray]

I like my women like i like my showers. Hot. Steamy. And able to be turned on with one hand

 

[benji2]

Off: Bleached blonde hair
Fake tan
Saying 'like' every third word
Smokers

On: Piercings, so long as it's not the septum or eyelid and they're not everywhere
Tattoos (so long as they're not everywhere either, especially the face)
Weirdly - pixie cuts

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[Smoooothy]

I like my women like i like my showers. Hot. Steamy. And able to be turned on with one hand

also they don't get cold after being turned on after 15 mins

 

[Scotland]

Went for a walk the other day get lunch. Nice sunny day and plenty of people about. Saw two good looking women 5 minutes apart. Each say an 8/10 to most people. Both of them reached for the handbag and pulled out a cigarette then lit it up. Instant soft-on x 2.