Think Tank Twelve key areas why Carlton's season is over.

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

1. Failure of players to keep their feet
2. Inability to kick a winning score without Charlie Curnow.
3. Failure of coach Voss to bring a sub on when needed.
4. The persistance of the Carlton football club to play a member of the Carlton criminal family which is referring to the criminal Silvagni family.
5. Jacob Weitering's failure to perform under pressure.
6 Adam Cerra's failure to produce when he feels a little puffed out.
7. The coitery group and related mafia connections and their influence.
8. Failure to be beat a bunch of kids when 41 points up.
9. The arrogance of the supporters.
10. The penis of the club president.
11. The fitness staff and their arrogance.
12. Disergard for the AFL draft.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Their total inability to not collapse when the heat is on

Also you can change "season" to "century" in the Fred title

 

[STPer18]

1. They're shithouse

 

[FootySpectre]

Be nice they're starting yet another rebuild tonight that's pretty obvious.

 

[Werewolf]

Twelve key areas... pffft. Two words: Crazy Vossy!

 

[hawthorne00]

The coitery group

This is a fine coinage.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

13. Underworld gangland figures infiltrating the club.