Haha!! That Dale Thomas pic was a pisser. Burton is worth a "horrible mention" but without doubt Cameron Ling is the ugliest player in the AFL.. Actually, maybe the whole of Australia. Seriously, what other bloke plays professional sport and spends that much time outside with skin as pale as Ling?? The hair, the freckles, the skin, the teeth... everything. If he wasn't an AFL player there's no way i could see him losing his virginity.