Roast Umpires thread

[TigerImposter]

He's the emergency. Don't get ahead of yourself just yet.

How many emergencies get named ?

 

[Tforce]

How many emergencies get named ?

One.

 

[smasha]

Was just thinking how many frees we would get if the AFL media umpired our games,would be a World record! -400!

 

[richo's dodgy hammy]

Razor Ray the emergency.. He is on the phone to Tonya Harding as we speak

 

[TigerTime_89]

What was the differential in the free kick count at the end?

 

[Shazza_]

lol...

 

[Baird]

YOu guys would have belted collingwood tonight if not for the maggots

 

[SplintWhisky]

YOu guys would have belted collingwood tonight if not for the maggots

Must be that home ground advantage and the noise of affirmation

 

[HTT]

-16 in free kicks and -5 in contested possessions (once free kicks have been accounted for). And even Whateley and co agreed we were copping it.
A lot of tonight may have been self inflicted but I’d like 5min to be dedicated to asking for a please explain.

 

[Rubber Hips]

9-25

Omg

 

[Shazza_]

the throw by sidearse not being called for a certain richmond goal and then a perfect tap on by vlas at the other end being called a throw just takes the cake

at least try to hide it ?

 

[Dunger]

the throw by sidearse not being called for a certain richmond goal and then a perfect tap on by vlas at the other end being called a throw just takes the cake

at least try to hide it ?

The ball hadnt even hit the ground and the campaigner called it a throw.

Play on when side arse does it. Twice!

Butler gets pushed in the back and hit high in the same tackle. Play on.

Prestia got absolutely reamed every time he went near the ball.

The dodgy calls we got done for and the calls that dont get paid for us is disgraceful from the umps.

We were shit, but the umps just made it worse.

 

[parmy2balmey]

groupie lol

 

[mauricerioli]

Thread needs more razor in a collingwood jumper deep throating cox, or degoey or pendlebury.... or any skunk

 

[damicky]

We were terrible ... but the umpires certainly didn’t help us

 

[biaseddustyfan]

if you're reading this gil i will pay my entire life savings direct to your bank account just to have the umps jerk us off for the next 3 weeks. 3 whole weeks where we get all the bs frees and you don't give the easy ones to the oppos. it doesn't sound like much but the cash will fuel your coke habit for at least 4-5 weeks so i promise it's worth it. please i beg of you gillian i beg

 

[SunshineBoy]

What was the differential in the free kick count at the end?

27-9

 

[parmy2balmey]

balta needs to marry eleni

 

[fleabitten]

27-9

The 9 would include the 3 out of bounds on the full as well right? Lol

 

[biaseddustyfan]

Salty

how many of your training sessions has razor ray showed up to?

 

[Drofder]

9 frees for an entire game of football. We shouldn't be surprised. But we should be surprised at how passive it appears the club is about it. Maybe behind the scenes we're doing something but whatever, nothing is changing.

3 years in a row now we get smashed by the umpires week in and week out. It just can't keep happening. Club has to go public. It has to. There appears no other option.

 

[magpienato]

How about you guys play some high pressure footy and maybe you might get some free kicks next time Instead of blaming the umps who kept you in the game for most of it, how about you cash in that reality check, swallow your pride and admit you were beaten by a superior side.

Do you guys even know what most of those frees were for? Most of them came from YOUR mistakes; high tackles, out on the fulls etc. which was exasperated by our high-pressure style of footy.

But no, continue to shift the blame onto others, I'm sure you'll improve that way.

 

[biaseddustyfan]

How about you guys play some high pressure footy and maybe you might get some free kicks next time Instead of blaming the umps who kept you in the game for most of it, how about you cash in that reality check, swallow your pride and admit you were beaten by a superior side.

umps kept you guys in it for most of it. you got away in the last 10 minutes and you would've been 30 behind at that point without ump assistance

 

[Ocker]

How about you guys play some high pressure footy and maybe you might get some free kicks next time Instead of blaming the umps who kept you in the game for most of it, how about you cash in that reality check, swallow your pride and admit you were beaten by a superior side.

How about you **** off campaigner

 

[Wacko23Jacko]

How about you guys play some high pressure footy and maybe you might get some free kicks next time Instead of blaming the umps who kept you in the game for most of it, how about you cash in that reality check, swallow your pride and admit you were beaten by a superior side.

Sorry mate - sure we didn’t play crash hot footy tonight but don’t pull that line...

We played high pressure footy for the last 24 months and that was supposed to be the reason we got our arses handed to us on the free kick differential tally!!!

Now we are not playing high pressure footy and that’s the reason we didn’t get any frees?

Not saying it would’ve change the W or L but I’m detecting a serious anomaly in your reason and logic section of the cranium!!