Roast Umpires thread

[Phar Ace]

Were road testing 4 umpires, no doubt better positioned to spot the holds or Perhaps balmeys PowerPoint presentation of umpiring blunders did the trick

What do you reckon is the optimum number of umpires is. It certainly seems to be one of the few professions with real growth

 

[Bojangles17]

What do you reckon is the optimum number of umpires is. It certainly seems to be one of the few professions with real growth

Who knows , an umpire was 3m from Jeremy Cameron running over the mark and didn't see it , 10m from when sheds pinned cunnington for HTB in 2015 elim , what is,optimum

 

[Wackelpudding]

What do you reckon is the optimum number of umpires is. It certainly seems to be one of the few professions with real growth

May as bloody well have 36 umpires - one following around each player.

 

[aislegi]

Thought the centre bounces tonight were farcical. A couple where the ump called play on were so much to the advantage of Goldy that it was simply ridiculous. I think the umps call play on just to avoid the embarrassment of continually having to throw it up.

But - if you're going to bounce the ball, doesn't it follow that you should accept whatever happens next?

 

[Phar Ace]

May as bloody well have 36 umpires - one following around each player.

Was starting to think that but didn't want to appear paranoid on my own

 

[Sterge]

righto which one of you is Simon

 

[Ned_Flanders]

righto which one of you is Simon

noone on this board has $2000

we spend it all on booze, drugs, and short stay hotels

*except Groupie_ who bin scabs half eaten chokitos from the skips behind the Plough

 

[Groupie_]

noone on this board has $2000

we spend it all on booze, drugs, and short stay hotels

*except Groupie_ who bin scabs half eaten chokitos from the skips behind the Plough

wrong i dont like chocito

 

[Sir_Loin]

righto which one of you is Simon

Simons very bullish. It's cute

 

[Sterge]

Simons very bullish. It's cute

I found simon

 

[This Is Anfield]

righto which one of you is Simon

mopsy or TigerImposter obviously.

 

[GoTigers2015]

 

[Punt rd end]

 

[Al Heimer]

I actually like the idea of four umpires in a game. The chance that someone like Deboy or Stevic cheating us out of a win drops by 25%.

 

[Groupie_]

wtf ??? wheres our phone call

 

[banana_bus]

The Cotchin FA in the first half, which then led to a 50m penalty for them... that was a very WTF moment. Seemed absolutely nothing in it.

 

[SunshineBoy]

noone on this board has $2000

we spend it all on booze, drugs, and short stay hotels

*except Groupie_ who bin scabs half eaten chokitos from the skips behind the Plough

its simon beasly

 

[smasha]

Got a feeling Deboy will be raced in for the Swans game.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Got a feeling Deboy will be raced in for the Swans game.

Hes doing the game tomorrow with razor

 

[Helen Wheels]

Got a feeling Deboy will be raced in for the Swans game.

If he' s been to a re-education camp, yeah, OK.

Let's see if the prick knows his place now.

If not ... ???

 

[Boxo004]

Hawks copping some Deboy action. Bloke is a seriously bad umpire

 

[SunshineBoy]

wtf ??? wheres our phone call

If that happened , the phone call , it as an absolute disgrace , it confirms our competition is fixed

 

[Bojangles17]

Just saw the highlights , haw were nutted running over mark, 50m penalty goal to GC , wonder if Schwab comes out with same bs story or are they watching for them NOW after we were stiffed right in front of the dozey umpire,,, the campaigners make me sick

 

[Tiges1229]

If that happened , the phone call , it as an absolute disgrace , it confirms our competition is fixed

It would confirm it is an Amateur sport in disguise as professional.

 

[captain blood 17]

Clarksons commentary towards the umpires was telling in his presser. It was very clear his views.


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