Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

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TheCoach16

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No I can’t do it !
I typed it out, watered it down and it’s just not good. I read it back and I just can’t put those stories in writing. Without tone and inflection, they just look awful.

I’m sorry guys, I can’t post that stuff. If anyone wants to hear those stories, they’ll have to join us next time for dumplings.

Sorry TL. I just can’t...
 

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You need to come to the Swamprats to learn how to handle your liquor :p
Oh..so it's liquor now? When I was there it was just metho and goon sack...now it's all la de dah liquor. I was told money was gone and got paid in bottlecaps...I'm still owed a few huindred bottlecaps at that
 

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Oh..so it's liquor now? When I was there it was just metho and goon sack...now it's all la de dah liquor. I was told money was gone and got paid in bottlecaps...I'm still owed a few huindred bottlecaps at that
We've got classy girls now (stop laughing you bastards!), and we gamble our way to exotic destinations for the end of season trips. And I have a welcoming bosom you can time share with ShaunDuggan. You know you want to....
 

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We've got classy girls now (stop laughing you bastards!), and we gamble our way to exotic destinations for the end of season trips. And I have a welcoming bosom you can time share with ShaunDuggan. You know you want to....
Sounds...enticingly enticing
 

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No I can’t do it !
I typed it out, watered it down and it’s just not good. I read it back and I just can’t put those stories in writing. Without tone and inflection, they just look awful.

I’m sorry guys, I can’t post that stuff. If anyone wants to hear those stories, they’ll have to join us next time for dumplings.

Sorry TL. I just can’t...
Okay Coach, that is fine and I am sure we will get there one day! Next Thursday we may do tales from Tony. Anyone keen on that??? There are some rippers!
 

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We've got classy girls now (stop laughing you bastards!), and we gamble our way to exotic destinations for the end of season trips. And I have a welcoming bosom you can time share with ShaunDuggan. You know you want to....
Did someone mention bosoms?? Swampies sign TL15!!
 

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Sorry that I have a job and actually contribute to society instead of sitting at home on my tax payer funded chair on my tax payer funded computer using my tax payer funded internet to post on bigfooty.
Then why aren't you working instead of wasting your time on social media, fish twat?
 

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Sorry that I have a job and actually contribute to society instead of sitting at home on my tax payer funded chair on my tax payer funded computer using my tax payer funded internet to post on bigfooty.
Go easy on us tax payers Margareto_O, you'll be one one day...sorry for the stutter.
 

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Sorry that I have a job and actually contribute to society instead of sitting at home on my tax payer funded chair on my tax payer funded computer using my tax payer funded internet to post on bigfooty.
I'm the same as the people you're describing. Except I do all that shit at work :D

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