Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

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In hindsight that 'extra leg' got him into a lot of trouble!
Apparently when Rolf first went to jail, he collapsed on his cell bed, and burst into tears. Suddenly in the darkness, a voice started singing, "Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my bunk for two......."
 

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Sister Minch drove to "The Big Smoke" yesterday, collected her mother from hospital and drove back to "The Arse End of the Earth" today.

If you wouldn't mind procuring a stiff one for me Uncle Tone, then I think I may be ready for a lay down.
Really sorry to hear that Sister Minch. Give the circumstances Uncle Tony will personally fix you a stiff one from the private cellar!
 
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Do you know this song brother/sister Cloud_ ?

:) my friend used to love singing this song at karaoke
I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.
 

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I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.
I saw your selfie at the colosseum with one of their players :p that's why I thought you might be a sister :p
 
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I saw your selfie at the colosseum with one of their players :p that's why I thought you might be a sister :p
It does have its perks. The gentlemen around here hold open doors, pull out chairs for me at restaurants and buy me free drinks.
 

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I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.
Aren't you a girl? I thought I shagged you once?
 

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So brothers and sisters, been a busy week for Uncle Tony with a lot going on. Who is ready to sink some serious ******* piss!
Busy for Sister Minch too!

Would Manfred, Geeves or PhenomenalV1 fetch me a lovely glass of something dry and white while I'm hard at it in the kitchen?
 
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