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May 27, 2012
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No D33my?
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6 - Round 12 v Collingwood
5 - Round 3 v North
4 - Round 19 v Gold Coast
3 - Round 16 v Freo
2 - Round 1 v GWS

No votes for myself coz, well, I like to pretend to be modest.

Also, I agree that round 3 was very unlucky. d33my 's preview was amazing.(Edit: Updated to include :thumbsu:)

Okay I'm going to have a proper go this time, only I am including Round 3 because if Dogs can win from 7th then I personally think D33my can probably take this from "not actually nominated".

5 - Round 3 v North
4 - Round 16 v Freo
3 - Round 19 v GWS
2 - Round 19 v Gold Coast
1 - Round 8 v Dogs

Benwah unlucky here, but I realised that out of the official nominees he is the only one who managed to cost us the match.

I would also like the mods to note that I award 3 honorary Norm Smith votes to Mr Jason Johannisen... in fond recollection of Topkent

I know. And then Boyd goes on to be a GF hero! :( To counter this, I like to think that my Round 20 preview got us across the line against the Hawks.
 
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MattJones69

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Think of the coincidences Proper Gander. Topkent used to be NickGrant69, this guy is mattjones69. mattjones69 appears right at the time Topkent is suspended AND he replying to a comment that mentioned topkent, responding as if he were replying to it.

I rest my case

If any main board mods are here I have no idea what your talking about
 
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5 - Round 12 v Collingwood
4 - Round 19 v Gold Coast
3 - Round 16 v Freo
2 - Round 1 v GWS

No votes for myself coz, well, I like to pretend to be modest.

Also, I agree that round 3 was very unlucky. d33my 's preview was amazing.



I know. And then Boyd goes on to be a GF hero! :( To counter this, I like to think that my Round 20 preview got us across the line against the Hawks.
Good point. An epic effort. Plus I understand you had a hand in re-signing Hogan but like to keep it quiet.
 
If d33my can actually be voted for I'm with Proper Gander and think he should get my 5 (then just shuffle everyone below down a point and drop off the last from the list). I seriously laughed out loud and rolled on the floor reading that one. Blight in in the bight, don't panic it'll be alright.... classic!!!

All contributions were great so many thanks to all that went to the effort

If D33my cant take the 5 points then .....

5 - Round 19 v Gold Coast
4 - Round 12 v Collingwood
3 - Round 16 v Freo
2 - Round 8 v Dogs
1 - Round 1 v GWS
 
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Topkent just PMed me saying he was voting for Round 19, then daylight, then the rest. I'm quite flattered.
I totally fell for that.

What makes me double stupid is that I thought to myself "hey - I should have thought of pretending that Topkent PM'd me with votes" but somehow still didn't twig.

I'm so slow most days I should open a twitter account as an AFL trade expert
 

Sprout

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That sketch of Jack Watts the detective alone deserves the five votes :thumbsu: Also enjoyed Proper Gander 's account of passers by casting judgement on someone actually sitting down and sketching Jack Watts :D

Sir Hugh Percy runner up.

I'm too lazy to read the other three again to determine votes. But you're all wieners. Uh, winners.
 

Klyntonius

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Think of the coincidences Proper Gander. Topkent used to be NickGrant69, this guy is mattjones69. mattjones69 appears right at the time Topkent is suspended AND he replying to a comment that mentioned topkent, responding as if he were replying to it.

I rest my case

You rest your case?

darthsidusfan: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech.


Does a bear s**t in the Winnipeg snow?

Case closed.
 

Klyntonius

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Some high quality entrants this year.

5 - Round 12 v Collingwood
4 - Round 16 v Freo
3 - Round 1 v GWS
2 - Round 8 v Dogs
1 - Round 19 v Gold Coast
 
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I have the feeling more people would have voted for mine if i had drawn cool pictures with it
No. But I reckon the finishing touch of getting hold of some of Demon13's naked Hogan pictures and shopping them to produce a kind of porn-cyborg would have probably tipped you into timeless classic territory.

Do you think these are all on sale at airports in a 2 for $20 bin with the Booker finalists? Jesse Hogan is probably thumbing a favourite copy from Virgin Business Class right now!
 
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MOD NOTICE

Due to popular demand:

Round 3 v North by d33my has been added to the short-list.

For anyone who has already voted please amend your order from 6 to 1

There will be no more additions.

Thanks. :)
 
May 27, 2012
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No. But I reckon the finishing touch of getting hold of some of Demon13's naked Hogan pictures and shopping them to produce a kind of porn-cyborg would have probably tipped you into timeless classic territory.

Do you think these are all on sale at airports in a 2 for $20 bin with the Booker finalists? Jesse Hogan is probably thumbing a favourite copy from Virgin Business Class right now!
Why do you think the mods are always encouraging us to contribute creative content? They must be making a killing off us #throughthelookingglass
 
Why do you think the mods are always encouraging us to contribute creative content? They must be making a killing off us #throughthelookingglass

Nah it goes to Chief's ivory backscratcher fund
 
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