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Up to the challenge

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by Matty411, Aug 13, 2018 at 9:57 AM.

  1. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Dear Sim,

    We've had a rocky relationship over the last 6 months. You've benched me; switched me in the opening minutes; made me work harder than most Qooty players have to; and made me seriously question the 'randomness' of your will.

    This weekend, as we capitulated to the Dragons to go 0-3, I found myself regaining confidence only to be - yet again- savaged in the commentary (In a resume-material performance, xenxen won the bout with Matty411. - 100m from 0 to 100)

    My resume is taking a serious hit and am at risk of losing my spot in the ruck if rumours are true. KohPhi may be able to confirm this.

    I did pick up a quirky trend, however in your facilitation of our contest in Round 3:

    1 : 22.25 {lW} - A poor handpass but Matty411 is up to the challenge.
    2 : 7.45 {rW} - A poor handpass but Matty411 is up to the challenge.
    2 : 8.28 {FB} - A poor handpass but Matty411 is up to the challenge.
    2 : 9.3 {lW} - A poor handpass but Matty411 is up to the challenge.

    So I ask you this, Sim, if I am so 'up to the challenge' then pray tell, why do you punish me so? I'm happy to sacrifice Sterge to your will if this will at all help - do with him what you wish.

    Please hear my message and smile upon the Bombers and myself in S26.

    Yours in pensivity,

    Matty411
     

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  2. TJASTA

    TJASTA Norm Smith Medallist

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  3. spookism

    spookism Premium Platinum

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    Beaten by the Dragons and xenxen ?

    Forget the resume, may as retire.
     
  4. Barrybran

    Barrybran Club Legend

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    At least give him a shot at full back for the Wonders before retiring him.
     
  5. Sterge

    Sterge Moderator

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    Dear Matty411,

    I appreciate that you are still thinking about me 2 weeks after our original meeting, please understand that I do want you as a fan.
    However if the late night phone calls and letters continue I will have to get the sweet FA lawyers to draft a restraining order.

    Regards

    Your Idol

    Sterge

    PS Standing on my lawn in your batman costume late at night is weird mate, please stop

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Let's clear 2 things up:

    1. I'm not a fan - rather an opponent with little respect for your exploits.
    2. It's a Spiderman costume... get it right.
    [​IMG]
     
  7. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Yo KohPhi - what's the record for earliest retirement in SFA history?

    @_cloud?
     
  8. U2tigers

    U2tigers Norm Smith Medallist

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    The stress of not being in 'The Edge' contention is getting to much for some.

    KohPhi please confirm is Matty411 getting the sack?
     
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  9. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Not quite panic stations. But losing patience.
     
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  10. KohPhi

    KohPhi Brownlow Medallist

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    2frnja.jpg
     
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  11. Tigerturbulance

    Tigerturbulance Furies Nuffers Medal & Bullsh!t B&F Chucky Medal

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    Matty411 it saddens me to see a fellow ruck breaking down publicly and resorting to social media to air their grievances. FFS you need to dry your tears and harden the f@ck up and take it out on the field by hurting the opposition. I have included below an extract of what you signed up for, pull yourself together and move past this self pity.

    The characteristics of a successful ruckman are limitless, but the essentials are aggression and physical determination. Other key characteristics are a competitive nature, relentlessness, vocal leadership, and a preparedness to sacrifice for the benefit of the team – speed and agility are a bonus.
    ruckwork - AFL Community
     
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  12. Freakie

    Freakie One man wolf pack

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    *ruours

    Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
     
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  13. 3121 premiers

    3121 premiers fumbler

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    Pathetic.
    Sign on at the wonders chum
     
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  14. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Title of your sex tape:

    3121 Tigers: Pathetic.

    Out now at all incredibly ordinary, back alley adult stores.
     
  15. Yakker

    Yakker Norm Smith Medallist

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    Lol
     
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  16. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Says every board member in living memory, just before the club coach is terminated.
     
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  17. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Glad someone got the added layer.
     
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  18. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Bags are already packed just in case.
     
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  19. spookism

    spookism Premium Platinum

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    thatsthejoke.gif
     
  20. 3121 premiers

    3121 premiers fumbler

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    So you’re saying I done a sex tape?
    Still better than half the others.
     
  21. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Correct. To be fair, probably better than any tape BRAB or BLERN could put together.
     
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  22. 3121 premiers

    3121 premiers fumbler

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    I watched it.
    I had hand sex many times.
     
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  23. Freakie

    Freakie One man wolf pack

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. Matty411

    Matty411 Premiership Player

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    Bit like this?
     
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  25. 3121 premiers

    3121 premiers fumbler

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    Is he looking to see if it grows?

    I look very similar to that when I kick a goal
     
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