Mod. Notice Updated - New moderators for West Coast board - Welcome back Keys and Quinz

[larrikin]

With the retirement of Fivey (aka Miguel Sanchez) an opportunity has opened up on the West Coast mod list to bring in some new young talent. However, in line with the club's recent recruitment and development strategy we have instead elected to go back to the well. So with that in mind I'm pleased to announce the new mod for this board is

Keys

In all seriousness, those that have been around for a while no how good at this Keys is.

A huge thankyou to Fivey for all his work and look forward to a bigger and better 2018.

 

[byebyexenxen]

 

[FatPizza]

Was hoping for ep2006...

 

[06Premiers]

Was hoping for ep2006...

I'm sure we were all hoping for Figure09

 

[DivideandMultiply]

Needs to be someone level headed like gunnar, bunsen, E87, 15 year member, greatwhitesharks or alphabet.

 

[WCErevival]

Who?

 

[Hairy Lager]

Circle jerk expected, oh well enjoy your man butter campaigners......

Was hoping for big bootaaaaah to get his game on, tennis girls coulda been a massive highlight....

Here2tellyouwhy even for the larfs, and a few nice bevies, FFS!!!

Disappoint...Thoughts Jackie_Chiles ?

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Circle jerk expected, oh well enjoy your man butter campaigners......

Was hoping for big bootaaaaah to get his game on, tennis girls coulda been a massive highlight....

Here2tellyouwhy even for the larfs, and a few nice bevies, FFS!!!

Disappoint...Thoughts Jackie_Chiles ?

Me a mod

Have you been drinking?
Wait scratch that, silly question.

Me a mod

 

[Hairy Lager]

Me a mod

Have you been drinking?
Wait scratch that, silly question.

Me a mod

Give us a Butler joke campaigner...

 

[sey666]

Great choice - shouldn't go too far the other way.

 

[Dark Sharks]

I suck.

How am I going to be able to post the same tired old joke ad nauseum now

 

[Smeg Head]

Should have been Always Ballin

 

[Always Ballin]

It should have been me.

 

[bzparkes]

Ndot was robbed.

 

[wraglesweb]

Jobs for the boys hey ...........

 

[sey666]

If this was done in the true West Coast Eagles fashion then we would have had someone from North Melbourne board replacing fivestrings.

 

[Yamumluvsbigcox]

I know keys has runs on the board but anyone who has been batting for 80 years would

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Give us a Butler joke campaigner...

Sam the butler had a tremendous command of English but had trouble with French phraseology, one such was the phrase Faux Paix so he decided to ask his Lordship for an analogy.

"Why of course Sam," His Lordship replied "You remember the other week when the Bishop and Lady Soames came to dinner and prior to dinner they were both walking in the garden and the Bishop pricked his finger on one of the rose bushes? Then at dinner whilst you were serving , Lady Soames remarked to the Bishop "how is your prick?" and he said "throbbing" you said "S**t!" and dropped the peas. That was a Faux Paix!!"

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out until quite late.

The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour and a half, the Wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day.

The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people.

So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV.

She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear "Take off my dress". "Now take off my bra."

"Next remove my shoes and stockings."

"Now remove my garter belt and panties"

She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired".

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Einstein's Butler

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakers' circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night, as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his Butler (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making.

"I have an idea, boss," his Butler said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the Butler's black jacket and striped pants and sat in the back of the room. The Butler gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the Butler fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my Butler, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

 

[kane249]

Yet another thing for Ochre to be bitter about

 

[Ochre]

Knowing how bitter Keys has been the past few years despite winning, it'll be interesting to see how bad he gets now he's lost.

So this is how he gets his revenge.

 

[Beutbrute]

If this was done in the true West Coast Eagles fashion then we would have had someone from North Melbourne board replacing fivestrings.

Impunity! likes this

 

[larrikin]

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out until quite late.

The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour and a half, the Wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day.

The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people.

So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV.

She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear "Take off my dress". "Now take off my bra."

"Next remove my shoes and stockings."

"Now remove my garter belt and panties"

She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired".

Excellent. You want to be a mod too?

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Excellent. You want to be a mod too?

No but I'm thinking of sponsoring Keys next year