Mrs Asgardian
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I have figured out that when you guys say "USC" you are referring to Carolyn Wilson
but what the hell does "USC" stand for?
but what the hell does "USC" stand for?
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UGLY SL*T CAROLINE
HAHAHAHAHAA
and its so true...i think she tried harder with her makeup last night, but she is still the wrong end of a dog for me..LOL
and its so true...i think she tried harder with her makeup last night, but she is still the wrong end of a dog for me..LOL
So, by calling her a sl*t, you are implying that she is sexualy promiscous, obviously. Ummm...... do you guys even know what the word sl*t means? I don't think they do.
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hmmm Dan has got a crush i think
don't get all defensive dan25.
oh yeah, i know what a sl*t means, and i know what a dickhead is too, and your the latter.
don't get all defensive dan25.
oh yeah, i know what a sl*t means, and i know what a dickhead is too, and your the latter.
HAHAHAHAHA
what type of stats would those be? LOL
what type of stats would those be? LOL
Depends on how many shags she gets from round 1 to round 22 as opposed to the ones during finals. I mean, why should six months of shagging be devalued over just one month....after all, a shag is a shag.....now, if we used my system of shags, she could have her finals shags as well as her home and away shags because there it's unfair that six months of good hard shagging could be thrown away by just one really bad shag because upset shags do happen.........
So by that logic... if you have rooted (sorry, shag just don't cut in in this house) gorgeous blondes for 22 weeks running, and then stick it inside an absolute bushpig, by Dan's logic you would still be a stud.
Hence the question, if you are a stud, then why root the bushpig?
It's performance under pressure isn't it? Let's face it, if you're good enough to pull in 22 blonde babes over 22 weeks, then you should be able to root another 3 in four weeks and get called the Premier Stud.. If you get the, ahem...bushpig.....then obviously you're not as studly as you may have thought.....it just means that you struck it very lucky in those 22 weeks.
Take 1999 for instance. A guy I knew....we'll call him Bomberboy....had a pretty good run with the chicks, but unfortunately woke up one morning with USC beside him.....all very humiliating as you would expect. Another guy took a more smooth and quiet approach.....he was called Kanga because his tools were as long and powerful as a Roo's tail......now, he had been building up over the year....okay looking chicks, but when it counted, that is, three babes in four weeks....he got the supermodels......performance under pressure (oddly enough, the same guy came way too early in '98 and the Stud Crown went to some guys who went as far as giving some Saints a good ol' rooting) and got crowned King Stud, do you know what I mean????
Originally posted by Shinboners
It's performance under pressure isn't it? Let's face it, if you're good enough to pull in 22 blonde babes over 22 weeks, then you should be able to root another 3 in four weeks and get called the Premier Stud.. If you get the, ahem...bushpig.....then obviously you're not as studly as you may have thought.....it just means that you struck it very lucky in those 22 weeks.
Take 1999 for instance. A guy I knew....we'll call him Bomberboy....had a pretty good run with the chicks, but unfortunately woke up one morning with USC beside him.....all very humiliating as you would expect. Another guy took a more smooth and quiet approach.....he was called Kanga because his tools were as long and powerful as a Roo's tail......now, he had been building up over the year....okay looking chicks, but when it counted, that is, three babes in four weeks....he got the supermodels......performance under pressure (oddly enough, the same guy came way too early in '98 and the Stud Crown went to some guys who went as far as giving some Saints a good ol' rooting) and got crowned King Stud, do you know what I mean????
I think I understand.
Another analogy would be that you don't go buying your girlfriend an anniversary present until the week before the big day. I mean, what good is it if you do the deed on her for 50 weeks of the year, and then in the 51st week you die while giving her a bit of a service, when you get a lose pube and start to cough and splutter and eventually you choke.
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OK I will ignore you guys trying to turn every topic into Dan's favourite hobby horse.
Caroline you have no idea of dress sense, every week you are weariNg your husbands black pants & one of his shirts, if you pay me enough I will be your wardrobe advisor, god knows you need one, for starters women of your age need to wear a bra.
Caroline you have no idea of dress sense, every week you are weariNg your husbands black pants & one of his shirts, if you pay me enough I will be your wardrobe advisor, god knows you need one, for starters women of your age need to wear a bra.
How about "UGLY SLAG CAROLINE". Can't split hairs on that one.
