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[Nuffy_O'Dwyer]

Old Xavs play Marcellin at Marcellin and St Bernards play SKOBS at the snake pit for round 7 (28th May).

Right you are PJP. I actually wrote down Old Xavs in my diary by mistake last night at umpire training. Guess it wasn't a good idea to see Star Wars for the 4th time on Monday night, because I was very tired and very flat on the track last night.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

If Keunan can get best on for an A-grade side then Campbell could be drafted this year...

Campbell was very good on the weekend, returning from his chronic picnicitis injury.

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

St Kevins were far too strong for the hapless Trinity, running out 50 point winners in perfect conditions at the Righetti. Under 23 squad member Ryan Chard was very good kicking 3 goals, while Matt Shannon spent a lot of time on the bench. Unfortunately Trinity's Kristian Butler had 5 goals kicked on him by Giansiracusa. This week I've got Old Xavs V St Bernards, so I'll report next week on the progress of Andrew Gill, Josh Madden & Chris Keunan (St Bernards) and Cameron Purss & Josh Agius (Old Xavs)

Finally, some A Section information instead of the usual innuendo. Good going.

 

[The OC]

Campbell was very good on the weekend, returning from his chronic picnicitis injury.

I hear that whilst he has recovered from picnicitis, he re-aggrivated his Oesteitis Plumpis injury recently. Any truth to the rumour.

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

that didn't last long, did it?

 

[The Big Pineapple]

I hear that whilst he has recovered from picnicitis, he re-aggrivated his Oesteitis Plumpis injury recently. Any truth to the rumour.

I hear he might be giving up footy to play cricket with a former Australian champion?

 

[The OC]

I hear he might be giving up footy to play cricket with a former Australian champion?

Merv, Boonie, Deano.......?

Dav Whatmore????

 

[The Slitherin' Snake]

Merv, Boonie, Deano.......?

Dav Whatmore????

wouldnt Dav dominate off the field. He's an absolute adonis.

Face Launceston and pray, OC. You may find the answer...

 

[The OC]

wouldnt Dav dominate off the field. He's an absolute adonis.

Face Launceston and pray, OC. You may find the answer...

Are we referring to his new girlfriend.....?

 

[Mobbs]

And On The Seventh Round We Rested

The world was in mourning last night as the Reds dropped the Latte Cup again to Prahran @ Toorak Park. In a catastrophe reminiscent of the 2004 season, the hoodoo of Prahran at their home ground re-asserted itself.

Without warning, the slaughter of recent weeks has abated. The Fitzroy Reds, clearly the greatest current club in the country, and every other club (clearly equal stupidest) and the gap between them, all looked momentarily different.

It is said that a flaw must perforce be placed within every perfection. Perhaps this is that flaw. Prahran at Toorak Park, the day upon which the Roys rested.

PRAHRAN 14 11 95 v FITZROY REDS 12 12 84. I actually picked it. With most folks talking up Old Carey v Fitzroy Reds, this danger game was overlooked.

The Reds are now 6 & 1, trailing Old Carey by 1 win, and equal to Ormond, though with a much superior percentage and far larger johnsons. Prahran are now out of the four by a lazy 4 percent. Between them and the current finallists stand Yarra Valley OB.

Interest is feverish as the Reds will face the Bushrangers this coming week, probably at Punt (sic) Rd. 2nd (sic) v 4th. Old Carey (1st (sic)) and Ormond (3rd) face off at the Gunn reserve, in what shall truly be a gun round.

As Prahran play Bulleen-Templestowe away, they have the chance to take YVOB's spot, but won't find the task an easy one.

Reserves : PRAHRAN 6 3 39 v FITZROY REDS 15 8 98
U19s : FITZROY REDS 7 10 52 v OLD WESTBOURNE 13 9 87
Club XVIII : FITZROY REDS 15 13 103 v OLD TRINITY 8 6 54
Club XVIII 2nds : CAULFIELD GR 13 13 91 v FITZROY REDS (2) 9 9 63

In other news, Banyule continue to impress D1 recruiters.

 

[Deegle]

Just curious fella's, theres rumors floating around that there will be an under 19s VAFA rep match (north vs south)can anyone verify this or is it just a crock of shiit?

 

[Squeak]

From what I hear that is true. What do you think of your teammate David Regan's chances of playing in that game?

 

[Deegle]

From what I hear that is true. What do you think of your teammate David Regan's chances of playing in that game?

Pretty good as he has played a few 1sts games this year. That and he seems to be a lot bigger than a few of his opposition ruckman in the under 19s

I also think Sean Moran and Nick Bogar are a chance to make the team as well. Moran has probably been in the best 5 every game this year while bogars been the premier full forward in our section.

**Keep in mind this is based on our division so i cant really speak for any of the other sections**

You play under 19s squeak?

 

[Squeak]

Nah I actually play for Box Hill North in D4 but I know Dave from elsewhere.

 

[The OC]

Can anybody explain to me what happened to Old Essendon on the weekend???

How can you beat Old Ivanhoe then lose to Melbourne High at home??

 

[The Big Pineapple]

Can anybody explain to me what happened to Old Essendon on the weekend???

How can you beat Old Ivanhoe then lose to Melbourne High at home??

The same thing that happened to The OC... they got bent over, pants pulled down and SPANKED!!!

 

[Scott MacFlaherty]

And On The Seventh Round We Rested

The world was in mourning last night as the Reds dropped the Latte Cup again to Prahran @ Toorak Park. In a catastrophe reminiscent of the 2004 season, the hoodoo of Prahran at their home ground re-asserted itself.

Without warning, the slaughter of recent weeks has abated. The Fitzroy Reds, clearly the greatest current club in the country, and every other club (clearly equal stupidest) and the gap between them, all looked momentarily different.

It is said that a flaw must perforce be placed within every perfection. Perhaps this is that flaw. Prahran at Toorak Park, the day upon which the Roys rested.

PRAHRAN 14 11 95 v FITZROY REDS 12 12 84. I actually picked it. With most folks talking up Old Carey v Fitzroy Reds, this danger game was overlooked.

The Reds are now 6 & 1, trailing Old Carey by 1 win, and equal to Ormond, though with a much superior percentage and far larger johnsons. Prahran are now out of the four by a lazy 4 percent. Between them and the current finallists stand Yarra Valley OB.

Interest is feverish as the Reds will face the Bushrangers this coming week, probably at Punt (sic) Rd. 2nd (sic) v 4th. Old Carey (1st (sic)) and Ormond (3rd) face off at the Gunn reserve, in what shall truly be a gun round.

As Prahran play Bulleen-Templestowe away, they have the chance to take YVOB's spot, but won't find the task an easy one.

Reserves : PRAHRAN 6 3 39 v FITZROY REDS 15 8 98
U19s : FITZROY REDS 7 10 52 v OLD WESTBOURNE 13 9 87
Club XVIII : FITZROY REDS 15 13 103 v OLD TRINITY 8 6 54
Club XVIII 2nds : CAULFIELD GR 13 13 91 v FITZROY REDS (2) 9 9 63

In other news, Banyule continue to impress D1 recruiters.

Forget about the 2005 season now Mobben, Prahran proved you blokes were pretenders. Its how far Old Carey from now on you'd say.

 

[diamond8]

......

 

[The Slitherin' Snake]

Apparently, the Helmet looked disinterested all day against Parade on saturday. Only had a handful of kicks and was a shadow of his former self.

 

[justin timberlake]

I heard that Dawson is "in lockdown" to go into the big brother house as an intruder?

Any truth?

As you predicted Pineapple, Dawson is apparently going into the house Wednesday night. The short clips they showed on the Eviction show mightn't have looked too much like him, but i think its because he had a haircut. He is resending invites for his 21st due to the location change.

 

[twoblues]

Fitzroy - Extinct again?

Go the Two Blues! Saw the game on the weekend - Fitzroy Reds didn't look much.

 

[Mobbs]

Forget about the 2005 season now Mobben, Prahran proved you blokes were pretenders. Its how far Old Carey from now on you'd say.

Hehe hardly. Have a gander at this :
OLD CAREY 14 15 99 v YARRA VALLEY O B 13 10 88

Old Carey look worse winning than the Reds looked losing. Prahran are a far superior club to the Bushrangers.

We always lose to Prahran at Toorak Park. There's just no need to win 'em all.

 

[The OC]

Hehe hardly. Have a gander at this :
OLD CAREY 14 15 99 v YARRA VALLEY O B 13 10 88

Old Carey look worse winning than the Reds looked losing. Prahran are a far superior club to the Bushrangers.

We always lose to Prahran at Toorak Park. There's just no need to win 'em all.

Good sides can play badly and still win. Seems as though the Reds are a pack of frontrunners that can't cut it when it's not all going their way.

 

[Nuffy_O'Dwyer]

I was waving the flags on Saturday for St Bernards V St Kevins down at the Snake Pit. Andrew Gill was very good for the Snow Dogs, while Josh Madden was down on his previous "white hot" form. Chris Keunan would have been beaten by a D4 ruckman on the day and would have been more value serving hotdogs in the canteen. For St Kevins, Ryan Chard continued to impress kicking 4 goals and almost single handedly got St kevins over the line in a 1 point thriller. Matt Shannon again failed to have an impact and can consider himself very lucky to be in such a talented squad of under 23 footballers.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

CONGRATULATIONS to all who have contributed to 500 VAFA posts!!!

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The OC- hard hitting and staight to the point as always.

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Pazza & Nuffy O'Dwyer- our friends from the VAFAUA who always give us the good oil.

Benny MOF- the feral from St Bedes who makes us feel better about ourselves.

Knight Rider- a real loser but we love you anyway! Enjoy Hobart!

Roberta Williams- controversial as always but seems to have gone missing.

Butch McHutcheonce- the real thinker of Big Footy.

TopGun18- struggled early and hasn't been seen since.

There are many others who have made this thread the success that it is today and we thank you for joining us in 500 entertaining posts.

Lets make the next 500 even better!

Keep up the good work guys!