Retiring VALE Dyson vacuum cleaner

[jannissary]

rest in piece, you lasted 3 years longer than you should have

 

[Orange crush]

He hoovered up an extra 3 years of salary

 

[AvantGardener]

He hoovered up an extra 3 years of salary

For what the club did to him cutting his prime with peptides so they should have. In fact Hird should have personally paid 3 years salary to Heppell. Probably the most affected in that time due to coming into his prime.

Now we have his own fans starting Bay 13 freds about him. Pathetic excuse for a football club

 

[jannissary]

For what the club did to him cutting his prime with peptides so they should have. In fact Hird should have personally paid 3 years salary to Heppell. Probably the most affected in that time due to coming into his prime.

Now we have his own fans starting Bay 13 freds about him. Pathetic excuse for a football club

he’s a champion of the game like dusty & porkins he deserves it

 

[AvantGardener]

he’s a champion of the game like dusty & porkins he deserves it

I would say Dyson is on Ed Curnow level. Great workhorse for the club and should be adorned inside the 4 walls, but far from a champion.

 

[jannissary]

I would say Dyson is on Ed Curnow level. Great workhorse for the club and should be adorned inside the 4 walls, but far from a champion.

no he's the GOAT actually

 

[zackah]

For what the club did to him cutting his prime with peptides so they should have. In fact Hird should have personally paid 3 years salary to Heppell. Probably the most affected in that time due to coming into his prime.

Now we have his own fans starting Bay 13 freds about him. Pathetic excuse for a football club

Nice 11 year melt

 

[springvale_mackers]

Did lol at the word champion. **** that shits me that word. Handy player for Bendigo but couldn’t kick far or hurt teams with any aspects of his game. Will be remembered for having shit dreads and an even worse first name. His parents are really to blame here and should probably be deported.

 

[blueboots]

he’s a champion of the game like dusty & porkins he deserves it

They both won flags , Hepp didn't even win a single final!

 

[jannissary]

They both won flags , Hepp didn't even win a single final!

concern trolls will be reported for trolling. be respectful.

 

[AvantGardener]

They both won flags , Hepp didn't even win a single final!

checks Marc Murphy, Kade Simpson etc won a final

**** me how embarrassing for Essendon.

#dreadsoutfordyson

 

[NetworkNerd]

I thought for sure he has the most games without a finals win

.... Enter Chris Newman

Chris Newman

Age

44

Ht

183cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.9

4star

K

10.7

4star

HB

5.3

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

238.4

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.8

4star

 

[AvantGardener]

I thought for sure he has the most games without a finals win

.... Enter Chris Newman

Thoughts Triggering Tiger

 

[NetworkNerd]

Thoughts Triggering Tiger

Nope sorry, Kevin Murray went 333 games without a finals win

 

[Mofra]

Nice guy who was plonked at the club the least suited to his personality

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^Not everyone can be an arrogant narcissist like Lacks Merit


Title should be Dyson Herpes tells * to GAGF 3 years too late - worst captain ever

 

[AvantGardener]

^Not everyone can be an arrogant narcissist like Lacks Merit


Title should be Dyson Herpes tells * to GAGF 3 years too late - worst captain ever

Jobe was also captain. His non-peptide form plus inability to speak up when they were given peptides put him on Dyson levels.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s a valid point but this is Suckbags time to shine

Lacks Merit will be back in the spotlight again when he fails to get his Brownlow returned

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Thoughts Triggering Tiger

Nice AV and sig you have there.

 

[AvantGardener]

Nice AV and sig you have there.

Yes, you've told me that a few times. Alzheimers kicking in?

 

[FISTO]

Vacuums suck

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yes, you've told me that a few times. Alzheimers kicking in?

No, I know it just annoys, btw nice AV and sig you have there.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He’s well suited to the club then

 

[Triggering Tiger]

rest in piece, you lasted 3 years longer than you should have

He had the most shocking dreadlocks we had to endure for so long as well.

 

[Shinboner roo]