van Berlo >>>> you

[RoosterLad]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo IS what all women want.

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Pav for AA is what all women NEED

Agreed - a few days a month, Prince Charles style.

 

[plough]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Agreed - a few days a month, Prince Charles style.

Pav tends to swell up every fourth game or so. You may be onto something here.

 

[Rodney18]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Great thread. Congratulations to all involved.

I am a bit spooked though.

As I was reading the last page I received an email from bigfooty.com wishing me a happy birthday.

It's amazing he knew I was reading about him - the great man DOES know everything!!

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Happy Birthday Rodney

Cue X files theme

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Cue X files theme

the great man had a great game on the weekend, lets hope he keeps it up!

no one has Van Berlo in their Dream Team because the computer data base cant keep up with his stats and afl.com simply blows up.

 

[raikkonen]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

you're just jealous that he's too hard to play for your team!

True. Van Berlo>Port Adelaide

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo >>> Cornes.

 

[Delroy]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Whilst reading the advertiser today in the "On this day" section or whatever I read it was Van Berlo's birthday, I immediatly thought of this thread and wondered whether it would have been mentioned, suprised it hasnt been.

Anyway let me be the first one to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAN BERLO.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Whilst reading the advertiser today in the "On this day" section or whatever I read it was Van Berlo's birthday, I immediatly thought of this thread and wondered whether it would have been mentioned, suprised it hasnt been.

Anyway let me be the first one to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAN BERLO.

Technically speaking Van Berlo gave birth to himself.

 

[Crowz Gal]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Happy birthday....
All the good ones are born in June

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Happy Bday VAN BERLO!!!!!!!!

I love you.

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo was born 2 days before me, and in those two days he managed to achieve more than I've achieved in my whole life.

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo was born 2 days before me, and in those two days he managed to achieve more than I've achieved in my whole life.

Dont fret, he also did more in those 2 days than Albert Einstein, Galileo, Newton and Des Cartes all did in their entire lifetimes.
Then he taught himself to walk, run, handpass and kick.

Who knows how much more he could have achieved if he hadn't decided that breastfeeding was more fun than anything else he had tried.

 

[moistie]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Who knows how much more he could have achieved if he hadn't decided that breastfeeding was more fun than anything else he had tried.

And the Swedish bikini team have never been satisfied since.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

20 years of age and 21 games under his belt including a few finals.

Take note VB was born on the 6/06/86.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Happy Birthday Your Superness.

20 Earth Years Yesterday....

so much achieved in so little time...

 

[Armageddon]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Happy b'day NVB. How good are those initials.

 

[-VC-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The great man has been re-stickied.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Haha a ball tearer of a thread for a ball tearer of a player.

I mean this in a literal way, if you look at him the wrong way he will literally tear out your balls!

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I feel sorry for the other players on the crows team, imagine trying to find the perfect gift for Van Berlo, knowing the consequences for the inevitable failure.

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Well maybe if he apologizes VB will only cause his unborn son one birth defect.

Thats not a birth defect - thats a daughter

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Obviously the mods got scared of the repercussions of not having this as a sticky thread.....

i'm sure VB used his telepathic powers to oganise this

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Obviously the mods got scared of the repercussions of not having this as a sticky thread.....

i'm sure VB used his telepathic powers to oganise this

The mods had no say in the matter...

Van Berlo stickying a thread is the equivalent of supergluing it... its never coming unstuck.

 

[bresker]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Happy birthseason, Mr Van Berlo.

(The winter months from May to August are Van Berlo's birthseason. One day doesn't do him justice.)