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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Colin Sylvia's girlfriend would love to be kicked by Van Berlo because it would mean she would be touching greatness, if only for an instant.

But she damn well wouldn't be getting up afterwards.

Van Berlo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Melbourne
 
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Dandy_GO said:
Colin Sylvia's girlfriend would love to be kicked by Van Berlo because it would mean she would be touching greatness, if only for an instant.

But she damn well wouldn't be getting up afterwards.

Van Berlo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Melbourne
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Harsh, but true my good man.

Could VB also be the first player/AFL CEO? One would say, 'probably'.
 
Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

To borrow a famous Big Footy cliche:

Van Berlo is a dud of the highest order :eek:
 

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Bring-Back-Powell said:
To borrow a famous Big Footy cliche:

Van Berlo is a dud of the highest order :eek:
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Van Berlo has more metal plates in his face than Jeff White, but only because he was born with a titanium skeleton and it is the source of his immense courage. If Steven King kicked Van Berlo in the face then he would break his foot and be out for 3 seasons.
 
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Security are right onto VB everytime we play away; he goes crazy through the airport detectors because he is made of steel.

Circles exist because Van Berlo kicked the crap out of some squares - FACT
 
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Gets! said:
Security are right onto VB everytime we play away; he goes crazy through the airport detectors because he is made of steel.

Circles exist because Van Berlo kicked the crap out of some squares - FACT
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What the hell is so good about him :confused:

Is he leading any media outlets' voting comps??
 
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Bring-Back-Powell said:
What the hell is so good about him :confused:

Is he leading any media outlets' voting comps??
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Why he is so good is the fact that he stitches up opponents, is courageous, has good skills and is only 19.

The only reason he isn't winning any media voting comps is because he is too cool for that.

VB >>>The Media
 
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Daniel Wells 30 possies > VB :thumbsu:
 
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F/D said:
Daniel Wells 30 possies > REST OF KANGAROOS SQUAD :thumbsu:
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I agree.

VB backs into packs more often than Wells backs into carparks.

Wells is a sissy girl who is lightining fast because whenever he runs he just imagines VB is chasing him.
 
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Gets! said:
Why he is so good is the fact that he stitches up opponents, is courageous, has good skills and is only 19.

The only reason he isn't winning any media voting comps is because he is too cool for that.

VB >>>The Media
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He sure did stitch up Wells.


:)
 
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Gets! said:
I agree.

VB backs into packs more often than Wells backs into carparks.

Wells is a sissy girl who is lightining fast because whenever he runs he just imagines VB is chasing him.
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I loved the part where Wells saw Van Berlo and thought.


"You cant catch me, biatch!"

Van Girlo fell over too :(
 

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Gets! said:
I agree.

VB backs into gays.

VB is a sissy girl who is lightining fast because whenever he runs he just imagines VB is chasing him.
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I agree :thumbsu:
 
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Wells >>>>>>>>>>> Chris Knights >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VB


Wells had 30 possies over them all. All. Even stopped the great Macca :)
 
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F/D said:
Wells >>>>>>>>>>> Chris Knights >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VB


Wells had 30 possies over them all. All. Even stopped the great Macca :)
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Possessions dont mean jack. See; scoreboard.

See; VB singing crows song.
 
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Gets! said:
Possessions dont mean jack. See; scoreboard.

See; VB singing crows song.
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See: VB crying when Wells had 30 possies over him.



Even the great McLeod couldnt catch him.


See: Carey trade.
 

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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

this thead shows how stupid South Australians really are, VB is the definition of Dime a Dozen midfielders

Brett Deledio's left arse cheek>>Van Berlo
 
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Coughlan said:
this thead shows how awesome South Australians really are, VB is the definition of a champion.
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Cheers matey.

And won't it be wonderful to watch the bi-annual tiger mauling this weekend.

:D :D
 
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Lets not forget the fact that the lad is also a genius off the field aswell.........one has to wonder how long it is until he adds a nobel prize or 3 to his already impressive list of acheivements:cool:
 
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OUTSTANDING thread. ROLFMAO too much to add anything significant myself, but kudos to all contributors. The essence of Bay 13, surely.

Coopers > VB? Not any more.
 

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