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Re: ***The Van-Bible***

it took me 8 hours at work to read through this whole thread yesterday. Best $hit i have read, VB is a star


VB>>>>>>>>>>Hasslehoff>>>>>>>>Mark Holden
 
Re: ***The Van-Bible***

He went to my school and used to be sport captain. A kid called Daniel Rich is better now then VB was at school. Watch out for him in about 2009.
So yer i went to school with VB and saw him at a mates place two weeks ago coz my mates older brother's friends with him and i was all like woah all these bigfooty nuts love me and he was all like, "well wouldnt you expect that, after all... I'm VB" So i says, "thats a bit cocky isnt it nathan" and then he said "yer but when your as good as me you can be" so i says "good point...You are bigger then the universe"
true story
 
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medhurstISGOD said:
van berlo is ****
Join Date = Today
Total Posts = 11

You're a complete and utter knob and i sincerely hope it remains at 11.
Vb = decent hard running player. Medhurst = Peice of **** who struggled at WAFL level.... Good luck with him next year.
 
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Vic Crow said:
A Nathan van Berlo tackle makes me sticky.

that would be the fragments of the poor bloke he just tackled splattering all over you.

seriousoly.

did you know that the tsunami from a few years back was nothing more than Van Berlo doing a belly flop off Mt. Everest? The man doesn't know his own strength. :o
 

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Casey said:
Join Date = Today
Total Posts = 11

You're a complete and utter knob and i sincerely hope it remains at 11.
Vb = decent hard running player. Medhurst = Peice of **** who struggled at WAFL level.... Good luck with him next year.

I like this guy.
 
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Sanguinarius said:
that would be the fragments of the poor bloke he just tackled splattering all over you.

seriousoly.

did you know that the tsunami from a few years back was nothing more than Van Berlo doing a belly flop off Mt. Everest? The man doesn't know his own strength. :o

Hehe :D :D :D
 
Re: ***The Van-Bible***

VB is a Hack, an ugly one at that, he is currently renegotiating his personal contract with clearasil, apparentley they want out cause they realise that he is a nobody.

Still reckon rachael mcleod would sleep with him though
 
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knackers27 said:
VB is a Hack, an ugly one at that, he is currently renegotiating his personal contract with clearasil, apparentley they want out cause they realise that he is a nobody.

Still reckon rachael mcleod would sleep with him though

This guy actually loves VB :)
 

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knackers27 said:
Dude get a room,

Vb soft as butter too, who breaks their little arms from tackling someone??
Dry your eyes princess

And that makes carlton soft as what......? :D :D

VB could take on and beat carltons first and second team....singlehandedly, after giving them a 20 goal headstart

"Van berlo in the ruck, taps to, Van Berlo, who gives the handball to Van Berlo, he's brought down, and the ball spills to Van Berlo, who lines up a barrel from the centresquare, and gets the goal...... and pops the ball." ;)
 
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raikkonen said:
And that makes carlton soft as what......? :D :D

VB could take on and beat carltons first and second team....singlehandedly, after giving them a 20 goal headstart

;)

hahahaha thats funny, i believe Carlton would be ahead of adelaide in hardball gets and I know VB doesn't get all of them for your team cause what is he 75kg ringing wet?????

Nobody who will never go anywhere, lucky he plays in a decent team
 
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knackers27 said:
hahahaha thats funny, i believe Carlton would be ahead of adelaide in hardball gets and I know VB doesn't get all of them for your team cause what is he 75kg ringing wet?????

Nobody who will never go anywhere, lucky he plays in a decent team

Hardball gets dont win you matches. Carlton have proven that.

At least you can recognise a decent team though, thought that might be hard for a Carlton fan to work out what one looks like......:D :D
 

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