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van Berlo >>>> you

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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

I can't beleive that this thread is over 89 pages long.

My god! Hes right! 89 pages is inadequate for the great man. We need to try harder.
 
Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

You call this rubbish a serious discussion?? :)

I've never read so much bull shit in my life.

I can't beleive that this thread is over 89 pages long.
stupid n00b

get a clue

The great man is about to put pen to paper, knowing him he will probably sign his name with his fist into some slate or something.
 

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Nathan has a running order with a specialist firm who produce special carbon fibre biros with diamond ball points and reinforced alloys tips.

The ink is standard until his eyes produce laser beams at ultra high frequency altering the quantum state of the electrons in the covalent bonds of the dye molecules. This is how he can sign his name in the Crows colours with a single pen.
 
This thread becomes unstickied on the day VB/Adelaide come to terms on a new deal?? :thumbsd: I just hope for Richmonds sake that he doesnt find out before Friday nights game......;)
 

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Mount Olympus was once in Turkey.

VB decided it was more productive in Greece.

The great god Zues decided it was better if he lived in the mountains.

VB decided to make up for offending Zues by knocking back aphrodite (as he thought her a tad skankish) he'd give Zues his own mountain.

He carried it there himself.

legend says he walked straight across the sea while carrying Mount Olympus, other legend says the sea parted for him and such is the awe around VB the christians Plagurised parts of his extensive early years.
 
Van Berlo already performed 2 miracles when does he collect his Sainthood?
DC- Thompson handpasses to Saint Van Berlo, Saint Van Belro kicks Looooooong to the Goal Square Welsh marks and goals for Adelaide ahhh I can see it now!
 

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van Berlo may of already chosen his pupil.

I read this on the the great ones Wikipedia web site
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Van_Berlo#_note-0)

"Van Berlo is part of a Chuck Norris-type phenomenon among Internet forums such as BigFooty, where he is referred to as a God-like individual.[1]"

Which got me thinking.... Could this be a clue for the 'second coming'. The AFC NSW Scholarship player, Taylor Walker, is referred to as Walker Texas Ranger ie Chuck Norris :eek::eek:

Scary thought. The master and his apprentice in the one team!
 

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