van Berlo >>>> you

[thefamilyguy]

20 of VanBerlos wives and partners have gone into labour today.

He impregnated them 9 months ago so that they wouldn't interfere with his GF day, should the Crows make it.

Another 20 are due to go into labour on Sunday.

Van Berlo attends all the births. The maternity wing of the Adelaide Womens Hospital has been renamed the VanBerlo wing. That's where VB spends most of his time these days, attending births.

The Crows are a bit worried about how the public will adjust to 22 players named Van Berlo taking to the field in 25 years time after the father-son rule has been exploited to full effect.

I hear that the AFL is already planning to build a seperate league just for these boys, as they figure it would be too big an advantage to have a team of 22 Van Berlo's.

The Van Ber-League!!

 

[kirbatron]

Has been in my DT all year, love his work. 130 and 91 last 2 weeks!

You beauty.

Has 4 swedish gf's

 

[Coopers]

Scary thought. The master and his apprentice in the one team!

Shit yeah, that's gonna be hella sweet, I hope one of them chooses the double ended lightsaber fighting style, I'd pay to see that.

 

[ams4crows]

22 Van Berlo's in one team it would have to be the best team to ever grace the field!

 

[ams4crows]

Ben Cousins was not on drugs he had to go to a rehabilitation Centre because this happened!

He's still recovery and is too scared to comeback and face the great man Again!

 

[CarnCrows]

Ben Cousins was not on drugs he had to go to a rehabilitation Centre because this happened!

He's still recovery and is too scared to comeback and face the great man Again!

True - they have probably "conveniently" timed his comeback till after that match.

I heard when he ran from the booze bus, he saw the red flashing lights and thought they were the lasers from van Berlos eyes. Must of thought "Shit, Ive been van Berlowed"

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

van Berlo may of already chosen his pupil.

I read this on the the great ones Wikipedia web site
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Van_Berlo#_note-0)

"Van Berlo is part of a Chuck Norris-type phenomenon among Internet forums such as BigFooty, where he is referred to as a God-like individual.[1]"

Which got me thinking.... Could this be a clue for the 'second coming'. The AFC NSW Scholarship player, Taylor Walker, is referred to as Walker Texas Ranger ie Chuck Norris

Scary thought. The master and his apprentice in the one team!

very good point.

I expect a dynasty at the Adelaide Football Club in years to come. You have heard it here first.

 

[raikkonen]

22 Van Berlo's in one team it would have to be the best team to ever grace the field!

There is only one Nathan Van Berlo .

 

[Southerntakeover]

True, unless he decides to name one of his spawnings Nathan Jr.

 

[- PC -]

True, unless he decides to name one of his spawnings Nathan Jr.

The accepted naming rules in Van Berlos world would suggest his son will be called ...... Van Berloson

 

[goal sneak]

van Berlo is always on top during sex because he never F#%ks up!

 

[goal sneak]

van Berlo invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[goal sneak]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for van Berlo

When van Berlo does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

Some kids piss their name in the snow. van Berlo can piss his name into concrete

van Berlo's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools van Berlo

van Berlo once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

van Berlo sleeps with a night light. Not because van Berlo is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of van Berlo

van Berlo doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body

 

[21knights]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for van Berlo

When van Berlo does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

Some kids piss their name in the snow. van Berlo can piss his name into concrete

van Berlo's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools van Berlo

van Berlo once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

van Berlo sleeps with a night light. Not because van Berlo is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of van Berlo

van Berlo doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body

Gold!

 

[CarnCrows]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for van Berlo

When van Berlo does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

Some kids piss their name in the snow. van Berlo can piss his name into concrete

van Berlo's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools van Berlo

van Berlo once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

van Berlo sleeps with a night light. Not because van Berlo is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of van Berlo

van Berlo doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body

I like these types of jokes...

Superman owns a pair of van Berlo pajamas.

van Berlo IS the meaning of life.

Once a deadly spider bit van Berlos' leg. After days of excruciating pain, the spider died.

 

[W. Smithers]

When Van Berlo exercises, the machine gets stonger.

Van Berlo can speak braille.

Van Berlo doesn't believe in New Zealand.

Van Berlo qualified with a top speed of 324 kmh at the Australian Grand Prix, without a car.

Van Berlo could play a whole season for the saints..... without getting a soft tissue injury.

 

[thefamilyguy]

Van Berlo could play a whole season for the saints..... without getting a soft tissue injury.

I'm not even sure Van Berlo could actully...

 

[ams4crows]

I'm not even sure Van Berlo could actully...

Don't you know VB can do anything!!! and everything better than anyone else!!

 

[Crimson Azure]

To VB 6 & 9 are the same number

 

[Crimson Azure]

E=VB2 (Squared)

VB can count to infinity

VB knows what you did last summer

 

[Crimson Azure]

VB knows where the weapons of mass destruction are hidden

VB scored a try playing AFL

 

[Kram]

Van Berlo is the greatest player ever to be picked in a State team that hasn't played.

 

[Crimson Azure]

VB can see dead people

 

[Crimson Azure]

when asked if that is a gun in his pocket or is he happy to see me, VB says "both"

 

[W. Smithers]

VB will never have a heart attack, because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.