Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t
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van Berlo >>>> you
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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's 
He'll get homesick soon enough.
I mean Adelaide.....yeah.
Then again, maybe, he'll never get homesick.
I mean Adelaide, without a doubt the best city in Australia, if you're of German heritage, enjoy attending mass and fancy your cousin.
He'll get homesick soon enough.
I mean Adelaide.....yeah.
Then again, maybe, he'll never get homesick.
I mean Adelaide, without a doubt the best city in Australia, if you're of German heritage, enjoy attending mass and fancy your cousin.
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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
I know you want VB to play for WCE but it's just not gonna happen.
And thanks for the kind words mate.
section8 said:
I know you want VB to play for WCE but it's just not gonna happen.
And thanks for the kind words mate.
Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
So you are secretly wishing to get Van Berlo.
So you are admitting that Van Berlo >>>>>>>>>>>>> Judd>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousins>>>>>>>>>Kerr!
section8 said:
So you are secretly wishing to get Van Berlo.
So you are admitting that Van Berlo >>>>>>>>>>>>> Judd>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousins>>>>>>>>>Kerr!
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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
Interesting theory
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Interesting theory
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Its well publisized that god created the universe in 7 days. However its often overlooked that it only took Van Berlo 7 seconds to create god.
Its well publisized that god created the universe in 7 days. However its often overlooked that it only took Van Berlo 7 seconds to create god.
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Moderating this board is a thankless task.
Reading this thread has just about made up for all the crud threads.
Good work
Keep going
Moderating this board is a thankless task.
Reading this thread has just about made up for all the crud threads.
Good work
Keep going
Southerntakeover
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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
Despite the trolling of the thread starter the factual statements in this thread justify moving it back to the main board.
StKildonan said:Moderating this board is a thankless task.
Reading this thread has just about made up for all the crud threads.
Good work
Keep going
Despite the trolling of the thread starter the factual statements in this thread justify moving it back to the main board.
Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
We're only doing what Van Berlo would have wanted
StKildonan said:Moderating this board is a thankless task.
Reading this thread has just about made up for all the crud threads.
Good work
Keep going
We're only doing what Van Berlo would have wanted
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Well you should know. You are in the VB zone.
It is well known that Van Berlo is endowed physically with such attributes as to drive women into wild frenzies. Men cower before him.
But it is not so widely known that he is also endowed with superhuman mental attributes. Sure, it is a given that he is the smartest man alive, shaming past greats like Einstein, Newton, Grant Thomas and Gallileo, but his newly discovered psychic powers will soon be common knowledge.
Thats why all of you in Adelaide are aware of his thoughts, he is projecting them throughout what is now scientifically known as the VB zone.
Gets! said:We're only doing what Van Berlo would have wanted
Well you should know. You are in the VB zone.
It is well known that Van Berlo is endowed physically with such attributes as to drive women into wild frenzies. Men cower before him.
But it is not so widely known that he is also endowed with superhuman mental attributes. Sure, it is a given that he is the smartest man alive, shaming past greats like Einstein, Newton, Grant Thomas and Gallileo, but his newly discovered psychic powers will soon be common knowledge.
Thats why all of you in Adelaide are aware of his thoughts, he is projecting them throughout what is now scientifically known as the VB zone.
Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
Especially the mention of Grant Thomas.
At the age of 19, Van Berlo would already have more coaching know-how that him. Actually, probably at birth too. 
Excellent.StKildonan said:
Especially the mention of Grant Thomas.
At the age of 19, Van Berlo would already have more coaching know-how that him. Actually, probably at birth too. Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
The 'VB Zone' is an amazing place to be.
Some talk about 'nirvana', yet there is hardly any mention of the 'VB zone'.
After the Richmond game...people will be talking however.
StKildonan said:
The 'VB Zone' is an amazing place to be.
Some talk about 'nirvana', yet there is hardly any mention of the 'VB zone'.
After the Richmond game...people will be talking however.
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Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's
As a foetus, he had already deduced the existance of subatomic particles and was in the process of developing a unified field theory, when he was rudely interrupted by the birthing process.
Later that morning, he created a new form of mathematics to describe the physics of an event horizon around a black hole....and he discovered that boobs were nice.
Drummond said:Excellent.
Especially the mention of Grant Thomas.
As a foetus, he had already deduced the existance of subatomic particles and was in the process of developing a unified field theory, when he was rudely interrupted by the birthing process.
Later that morning, he created a new form of mathematics to describe the physics of an event horizon around a black hole....and he discovered that boobs were nice.
Southerntakeover
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If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
Van Berlo.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
Van Berlo.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with VB. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
James Cameron wanted VB to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
VB can touch MC Hammer.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with VB. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
James Cameron wanted VB to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
VB can touch MC Hammer.
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VB actually died ten years ago... the grim reaper was too afraid to tell him
VB is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice VB sitting behind him in a lawn chair, a beer in hand, until VB gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.
Every night before the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for VB
VB is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears VB pajamas.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to VB because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of VB's autobiography.
VB does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
When you say "no one's perfect", VB takes this as a personal insult.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but VB beats all 3 at the same time.
VB is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
VB is a Japanese rendition of VB's first visit to Tokyo
VB once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as VB's theme song.
VB does know what Willis is talking about!
VB actually died ten years ago... the grim reaper was too afraid to tell him
VB is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice VB sitting behind him in a lawn chair, a beer in hand, until VB gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.
Every night before the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for VB
VB is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears VB pajamas.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to VB because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of VB's autobiography.
VB does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
When you say "no one's perfect", VB takes this as a personal insult.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but VB beats all 3 at the same time.
VB is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
VB is a Japanese rendition of VB's first visit to Tokyo
VB once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as VB's theme song.
VB does know what Willis is talking about!
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Funniest thread for a while. Thanks to Gets, Drummond, Stkildonan and co for having me in tears....
Word on the street is...that when VB goes down the beach he kicks sand in his own face...that's how tough he is!!!
Funniest thread for a while. Thanks to Gets, Drummond, Stkildonan and co for having me in tears....
Word on the street is...that when VB goes down the beach he kicks sand in his own face...that's how tough he is!!!
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Van Berlo actually lost his virginity before his father.
Van Berlo actually lost his virginity before his father.
