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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
A dingo didn't eat her baby, Van Berlo did.
A dingo didn't eat her baby, Van Berlo did.
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Those Venn's sure do love their anal broth
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Those Venn's sure do love their anal broth
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
The World War 2 Dambusters story is a much told and loved example of British ingenuity and bravery, with Lancaster bombers dropping a "bouncing bomb" which skidded across the water coming to rest against the wall of the dam and exploding.
It was all a lie.
Recently declassified War Cabinet documents disclose that there was no bouncing bomb or mass Lancaster attack. A single Lancaster was used, parachuting Van Berlo into the Ruhr Valley whereupon he simply went around kicking holes in the walls of three mighty German dams.
He then ran back across Germany and occupied France, swam across the Channel and was back at base in time for breakfast.
The bouncing bomb story was generated to hide the fact that the British had such an awesome weapon.
The World War 2 Dambusters story is a much told and loved example of British ingenuity and bravery, with Lancaster bombers dropping a "bouncing bomb" which skidded across the water coming to rest against the wall of the dam and exploding.
It was all a lie.
Recently declassified War Cabinet documents disclose that there was no bouncing bomb or mass Lancaster attack. A single Lancaster was used, parachuting Van Berlo into the Ruhr Valley whereupon he simply went around kicking holes in the walls of three mighty German dams.
He then ran back across Germany and occupied France, swam across the Channel and was back at base in time for breakfast.
The bouncing bomb story was generated to hide the fact that the British had such an awesome weapon.
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
There have been varying theories from historians as to why Ancient Chinese built the Great Wall of China. Some contest that it was to keep out maurauding enemies....some argue it was to help cope with the rabbit problem.
Recent transcripts have revealed that it was constructed as a skateboard rail for Van Berlo to practice his tricks on between Dynasties.
There have been varying theories from historians as to why Ancient Chinese built the Great Wall of China. Some contest that it was to keep out maurauding enemies....some argue it was to help cope with the rabbit problem.
Recent transcripts have revealed that it was constructed as a skateboard rail for Van Berlo to practice his tricks on between Dynasties.
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Google.com recieves 300 million hits a day. Van Berlo can deliver that many hits in less than a second.
Google.com recieves 300 million hits a day. Van Berlo can deliver that many hits in less than a second.
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Tired of everyone else's slow thinking, Van Berlo invented the micropressor.
He changed the original name microvanberlo because even the latest chips process information at a fraction of the speed of Van Berlo's brain.
Tired of everyone else's slow thinking, Van Berlo invented the micropressor.
He changed the original name microvanberlo because even the latest chips process information at a fraction of the speed of Van Berlo's brain.
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
This thread is GOLD.
This thread is GOLD.
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Van Berlo once worked as a weatherman for 7 news in Adelaide. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Van Berlo is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Van Berlo does not swim. This is because when Van Berlo enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Van Berlo simply walks across the pool floor.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Nathan Van Berlo instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Van Berlo roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
Van Berlo once worked as a weatherman for 7 news in Adelaide. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Van Berlo is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Van Berlo does not swim. This is because when Van Berlo enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Van Berlo simply walks across the pool floor.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Nathan Van Berlo instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Van Berlo roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Van Berlo was the real founder of Microsoft.
Bill Gates - you cheat
Van Berlo was the real founder of Microsoft.
Bill Gates - you cheat
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
When playing in his sandbox one afternoon VB was bored and decided to construct something out of some rocks nearby.
That, my friends, is why the Pyramids in Eqypt were made.
When playing in his sandbox one afternoon VB was bored and decided to construct something out of some rocks nearby.
That, my friends, is why the Pyramids in Eqypt were made.
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Fox Mulder finally found out the secret to the x-files. It was Van Berlo.
Fox Mulder finally found out the secret to the x-files. It was Van Berlo.
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
During the Vietnam War, the Americans dropped tons of Agent Orange on Vietnam. An effective and toxic defoliant, it was manufactued by the Dow Chemical Company and contained dioxin.
This was a ruse to confuse Russian Intelligence.
Only a handful of American generals knew its true code name "Agent Yellow" and it was Van Berlo's urine.
During the Vietnam War, the Americans dropped tons of Agent Orange on Vietnam. An effective and toxic defoliant, it was manufactued by the Dow Chemical Company and contained dioxin.
This was a ruse to confuse Russian Intelligence.
Only a handful of American generals knew its true code name "Agent Yellow" and it was Van Berlo's urine.
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Van Berlo sleeps with a night-light on, not because he's afraid of the dark... but because the dark is afraid of him
In the fine print on the last page of the book of world records it states all records are held by Van Berlo. the people in the book are just the simply the closest anyone has ever gotten
They wanted to put Van Berlo's face on mount Rushmore But the granite wasn’t hard enough....
When Van Berlo was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's
Van Berlo's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Van Berlo sleeps with a night-light on, not because he's afraid of the dark... but because the dark is afraid of him
In the fine print on the last page of the book of world records it states all records are held by Van Berlo. the people in the book are just the simply the closest anyone has ever gotten
They wanted to put Van Berlo's face on mount Rushmore But the granite wasn’t hard enough....
When Van Berlo was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's
Van Berlo's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Southerntakeover
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
Van Berlo is willing to testify that Mary was not infact a virgin.
Van Berlo is willing to testify that Mary was not infact a virgin.
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
I thought I saw Van Berlo one night, but I was wrong, it was only God.
I thought I saw Van Berlo one night, but I was wrong, it was only God.
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
GOLD everything is GOLD
GOLD everything is GOLD
Southerntakeover
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
WWI ended when Van Berlo finished his European vacation. WWII started when he went back for his wallet.
WWI ended when Van Berlo finished his European vacation. WWII started when he went back for his wallet.
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo
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