van Berlo >>>> you

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Apparently he didnt even feel it, he was only informed of the injury when it was quite apparent his bone was jutting out of its joint. Apparently he just shrugged and walked back to the interchange gate ready to go again, unfortunately for him the siren went before he had a chance.

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

fracture to the collar bone boys ! hes gone for a few weeks any way

That is what he instructed the club to say: He is actually going to the middle east to clean up the mess

 

[Jumbo]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

fracture to the collar bone boys ! hes gone for a few weeks any way

Soft

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Soft

This isn't a Port thread, we are talking about Van Berlo.

8-10 weeks he is out for apparently

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Soft

Yeah putting your body on the line infront of Mal Michael is soft.

Playing on for a few minutes with a fractured collarbone, getting another touch and being thrown into the ground after the incident is pretty soft.

One word.

Lonie

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo has contacted the make up artists form the movie industry to create a look-alike that can take his place while he is on another mission.
He faked a serious injury to gain this alibi, and apparently has already left the country.

We may never know about this threat that he's responding to, but we can rest assured that the nation, neigh the WORLD is in good hands.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

*******Breaking News********

***Van Berlo In A Commeti-ism***

Port Adelaide having 18 men inside Hawthorn's attacking 40, Commeti told Dermott he could work out how far apart they were mathematically, and a minute after that, he asked Dermott if he had figured it out, and Dermott said nothing much and Dennis simply said, "get Van Berlo on the phone, he could work it out in a second".

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

*******Breaking News********

***Van Berlo In A Commeti-ism***

Port Adelaide having 18 men inside Hawthorn's attacking 40, Commeti told Dermott he could work out how far apart they were mathematically, and a minute after that, he asked Dermott if he had figured it out, and Dermott said nothing much and Dennis simply said, "get Van Berlo on the phone, he could work it out in a second".

Thats for real ey? I thought I heard that!!

 

[goDees22]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

In other news, The Brownlow Medal has been renamed the (Van) Berlow Medal, and awarded to Van Berlo every year for the rest of the history of AFL

 

[MrSquashed]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Well now I got something to aim for, the Berlow Medal!

Can't wait to have a crack at it

 

[-VC-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo out for 8-10 weeks.
As a result of the incident Mal Michael unfortunately died. If the impact was great enough for VB to be out for that long then poor Mal never stood a chance. He had a great career and led a full life. He will be sorely missed by all and I pass on my deepest condolences to his family.

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The fact that Mal Michael wasn't listed on the "casualty list" confirms that Van Berlo is actually faking the injury so that he can save the world again incognito.

 

[Stiffy_18]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Quite obviously VB's enormous guns have become to immense for even himself to carry all day

 

[Stiffy_18]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

*******Breaking News********

***Van Berlo In A Commeti-ism***

Port Adelaide having 18 men inside Hawthorn's attacking 40, Commeti told Dermott he could work out how far apart they were mathematically, and a minute after that, he asked Dermott if he had figured it out, and Dermott said nothing much and Dennis simply said, "get Van Berlo on the phone, he could work it out in a second".

Commeti rises to the challenge

 

[MrSquashed]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Commeti rises to the challenge

We must erect a statue in tribute to our mortal god Van Berlo, and have many a sacrifice for him! hopefully he will bestow us with some similar guns...

 

[Eggzoi]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Just look how much he's hurting.

 

[Drummond]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Gutsy lad. Team first.

Future Captain.

 

[musha_13]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The thread has been un-stickyed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Is this a sign??

 

[jc67]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The injury is a ruse.
He will be hunting osama bin laden over the next 8 weeks, by special order from the UN.

 

[raikkonen]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The thread has been un-stickyed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Is this a sign??

Yes. We will have to do our best to keep it up there (the top) while the great man is off on his top secret mission.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I've just seen secret vision of the incident that caused the injury. Van Berlo's collar bone actually fell off after a collision and was trampled under the pack that formed. A few seconds later his shoulder blade came through his back and damaged tendons. This was all during the warm up before the game. With his collar bone powdered and shoulder blade lying on the ground, one Adelaide trainer suggested he should go to the bench to have it taped up...... After Van Berlo dealt with the trainer - he had a pretty good game until late in the final quarter his arm actually fell off, and was lost for some minutes while Van Berlo created the forward play that ended up sealing the game. Despite severe blood loss and his arm being kicked around by some despondant Brisbane players, the arm was re-attached later Saturday night before The Van Berlo went out hunting chicks.

He is only expected to miss 6 to 8 games.

 

[Kickin_Goals]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo wasn't happy that his thread was at the bottom of the page, so he used his psychic ability to tell me to post

 

[zero]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

bump

ok that was close. do you know what VB will do to us if this goes onto page two.

if it wasnt for me and kicking_goals....well you dont want to know.

honestly, sometimes i think you blokes dont know what you are messing with here.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I've just seen secret vision of the incident that caused the injury. Van Berlo's collar bone actually fell off after a collision and was trampled under the pack that formed. A few seconds later his shoulder blade came through his back and damaged tendons. This was all during the warm up before the game. With his collar bone powdered and shoulder blade lying on the ground, one Adelaide trainer suggested he should go to the bench to have it taped up...... After Van Berlo dealt with the trainer - he had a pretty good game until late in the final quarter his arm actually fell off, and was lost for some minutes while Van Berlo created the forward play that ended up sealing the game. Despite severe blood loss and his arm being kicked around by some despondant Brisbane players, the arm was re-attached later Saturday night before The Van Berlo went out hunting chicks.

He is only expected to miss 6 to 8 games.

if it had happened to any other player, they would have had to immediatley retire from AFL footy, unable to return from such an injury.....

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

if it had happened to any other player, they would have had to immediatley retire from AFL footy, unable to return from such an injury.....

Amputation would be the most likely outcome for anyone else.