van Berlo >>>> you

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Pathetic.

Motlop didnt miss that goal, VB did.

 

[turbo182]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=players&spg=fanfile&personid=352387

Interesting to note his favourite line to a movie script. Obviously Ivan has felt his wrath.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=players&spg=fanfile&personid=352387

Interesting to note his favourite line to a movie script. Obviously Ivan has felt his wrath.

Favourite movie line:
How would you like a roundhouse to the head wearing a pair of these bad boys?



Thats just greatness.







Im also laughing at the idea of Maric trying to header a VB bouncer, in line with soccer, a 'Croatian' sport.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Favourite movie line:
How would you like a roundhouse to the head wearing a pair of these bad boys?



Thats just greatness.

hahaha that is classic and proof this thread is not about lies

 

[Drummond]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=players&spg=fanfile&personid=352387

Interesting to note his favourite line to a movie script. Obviously Ivan has felt his wrath.

Favourite author:
No time to read books

In 2026, I’ll be:
40

My mates say I look like:
I’m getting bigger

Funniest teammate and why:
Ivan Maric – look at him!

The last time I laughed till I cried was:
Playing cricket with Ivan Maric … it’s not a Croatian sport.

Van Berlo- Champion.

 

[littledemon_5]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

van berlo=HOT

van berlo doesnt sleep...he waits

superman has a pair of van berlo pjs

before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for van berlo

van berlo puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter

 

[littledemon_5]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB= loser

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tsk tsk -If you can see van berlo, he can see you. If you can't see van berlo you may be only seconds away from death.

and also van berlo can slam revolving doors

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB= loser

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Why do people come on this thread and bag it???

If you don't want to add to it, simply don't post

What's wrong with some people? Van Berlo is watching.....

 

[texascat]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Who would win out of VB and Buffy? I'd have to say VB.

 

[Boyler_Room]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=players&spg=fanfile&personid=352387

Interesting to note his favourite line to a movie script. Obviously Ivan has felt his wrath.

The best advice I’ve ever had was:
Never go out with a loaded gun

Is that the analogy from Something About Mary, the gel in the hair prelude. If it is that's classic, the editor didn't pick up on it and Van Berlo basically admitted to the world that he masturbates before going out on dates/to pull chicks.

 

[jo172]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo likes counry music

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=284185

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB has recovered from his "injury" and is straight back into the Adelaide side.

No suprise really.

 

[-VC-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB has decided he wants to come back. The selection committee will not deny him, despite the fact other long term Crows like Perrie, Welsh, Bock and Torney have had to come back after long layoffs through the SANFL.
We will all get the chance to once again marvel at the amazement that is Nathan van Berlo.

 

[Crow-eater]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Judd beware Van Berlo is coming to get you

 

[Eggzoi]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB hit that.

While she was in Sydney, he in his kitchen.

 

[HABIB]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Hey matey

VB is the next Chris Judd... Oh and i'd do his old lady peoweeeeeeeeee

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB is ready to play again and has decided that McLeod should make way.

 

[Rodney18]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB is ready to play again and has decided that McLeod should make way.

LOL

VB said "I want McLeods spot NOW!"

Craigy must of sh1t his pants and said "No worries VB, we will operate on Macca's foot - even if he doesnt need it"

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

LOL

VB said "I want McLeods spot NOW!"

Craigy must of sh1t his pants and said "No worries VB, we will operate on Macca's foot - even if he doesnt need it"

It's a well kept secret that VB actually performed the surgery after training last Monday

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

It's a well kept secret that VB actually performed the surgery after training last Monday

He did it after in an hour too, but he spent the 1st 45 mins doing the dirty with the nurses

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

It's a well kept secret that VB actually performed the surgery after training last Monday

I heard reports that it had to be re-attached, after McLeod questioned why he should make way

At least Dr Van Berlo did the right thing in the end and re-attached it. What am I saying, anything Sir Nathan does is the right thing!

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I heard reports that it had to be re-attached, after McLeod questioned why he should make way

At least Dr Van Berlo did the right thing in the end and re-attached it. What am I saying, anything Sir Nathan does is the right thing!

The irony is that Van Berlo thunk the burser into McLeod's foot a few months ago as pay back for an errant pass at training. Little did he know he would have to clean up his own mess all this time later.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB >>>> Judd.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

VB >>>> Judd.

VB's toe-nail clippings >>>>>> Judd

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo came down and did an interview after the match yesterday at Subi. While he was signing autographs, i asked him if he had heard of Bigfooty, his reply was "oh yeah, i have a fair idea" and I asked if he knew there was a whole 800 pages dedicated to him, and he said "nah, not really"

But judging by responses, he knows its here