van Berlo >>>> you

[raikkonen]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

How the hell wasn't Van Berlo named AA Captain? Surely he should have been the first picked. May the great man have mercy on all the AA selectors!

Oh well, I hope the Brownlow, premiership medal and Norm Smith are enough to appease him-otherwise, watch out!

He doesn't want to be the AA captain. When you lead the free world, little things like that are irrelevant.

Van Berlo will be the first player to win Brownlow, Norm Smith, Coleman, Tuck and Premiership medal in the same year. That is his calibre.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo will probably even win the Melbourne best and fairest even though he didnt play a game for them

 

[Gets!]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo will probably even win the Melbourne best and fairest even though he didnt play a game for them

True.

Although he did win the game for Adelaide against Melbourne in Carrara due to his last quarter heroics

 

[Dingster]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Hahaha take that! van Berlo deleted it.

Take your van Berlo bashing elsewhere, you're not needed in this thread.

Be gone.

Dingster is Van Berlo.

Agree on the second sentiment. Stop derailing the thread if you've got nothing positive to add.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Dingster is Van Berlo.

Agree on the second sentiment. Stop derailing the thread if you've got nothing positive to add.

Well... if van Berlo is everywhere, there must be some van Berlo inside of you.

 

[GoCROWS!]

Indeed he is...

 

[Kildonan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

426 is coming

I don't want to know how YOU KNOW THAT ! EWW

 

[beartoo]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo will probably even win the Melbourne best and fairest even though he didnt play a game for them

He'll win the Melbourne Cup!

 

[-VC-]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

426 is coming

...into the side to get smashed by Aaron Sandilands?
...into the side for a farewell game?
...behind rookie listed Shane Neaves in the pecking order?

 

[Stiffy_18]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

How the hell wasn't Van Berlo named AA Captain? Surely he should have been the first picked. May the great man have mercy on all the AA selectors!

Oh well, I hope the Brownlow, premiership medal and Norm Smith are enough to appease him-otherwise, watch out!

Van Berlo invented AA, Brownlow and B&F so other players can get some recongnition. He felt sorry for other players so he thought it would be nice to reward the best of the rest.

Van Berlo would take on and easily beat AA side, blindfolded, and with his legs tied together. Van Berlo does it alone, he doesn't need team mates

Those selected in the AA side have the priviledge of being Van Berlo's slaves for 12 months. A job for CHB of this years team is to wipe VB's backside every times he does a number 2. Thats simply to teach him what a "hard ball get" is

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I'm expecting an announcement soon from the AFL on when the AA side will be scheduled to play Van Berlo.

I'm expecting it to be a night game...........with the lights off.........

Hopefully the umpires will just let the game go and not be too quick to report Van Berlo when he takes players out.....

 

[-VC-]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I'm expecting an announcement soon from the AFL on when the AA side will be scheduled to play Van Berlo.

I'm expecting it to be a night game...........with the lights off.........

Hopefully the umpires will just let the game go and not be too quick to report Van Berlo when he takes players out.....

People think it's the draft that evens out the competition.
It's actually the van Berlo vs. All Australian game that does it.

 

[raikkonen]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Seeing this got wiped out last week:

"When God grows up, he wants to be like Van Berlo"

 

[bringbackschwarter5]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Seeing this got wiped out last week:

"When God grows up, he wants to be like Van Berlo"

And this "When Van Berlo grows up he wants to be like 426"

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

And this "When Van Berlo grows up he wants to be like 426"

Van Berlo's pet guinea pig had a crap once...........it grew up to be 426.

 

[Gets!]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

And this "When Van Berlo grows up he wants to be like 426"

There is a reason your other posts were removed. Got the message yet chump?

 

[turbo182]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

And this "When Van Berlo grows up he wants to be like 426"

Honestly, you haven't got anywhere near funny. Your just being a jerk.

Just stop it.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

And this "When Van Berlo grows up he wants to be like 426"

You would have to be the lamest person on this board.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Sad **** is, i still dont know who or what a 426 is.









Other than the amount of goals van Berlo will kick next season.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

In Round 1

 

[JoffaMan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

The Van-Dud will be lucky to play more than 50 games.

 

[Sanguinarius]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

The Van-GOD will be lucky to play more than 50 games.

you're partially right.

Van Berlo does not play games, he plays for keeps

 

[JoffaMan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

you're partially right.

Van Berlo does not play games, he plays for keeps

Wow, re-quoting someone. You're god, aren't you?

Van-dud

 

[mantis]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Wow, re-quoting someone. You're god, aren't you?

Van-dud

Troll

 

[Mr Lizard]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo >>>>>>>>> Gabbo