van Berlo >>>> you

[Mentallo]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

You are officially my favourite Carlton supporter.

I can't decide if that is a good thing or not.

 

[raikkonen]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

So how are people spending their "Vanberlomas?" (The Christmas for us followers of Vanberlosim?)

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Obviously I will be spending most of vanBerlomas worshipping the great man for I'd say at least 23 hours on the 25th of Dec.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Technically speaking vanBerlomas isn't until the 6th of June......so I'm looking forward to that time off......

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

A rather serious question to those who actually know, the name Van Berlo...is it Dutch or Belgian or something like that?

 

[westdog54]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Remember a few years ago we were asking "Who let the Dogs out?"

Turns out that Van Berlo went to the lost dogs home, and the energy emanating from the great man shattered the locks on all the cages.

Fortunately, upon catching up with the beleaguered canines, a simple look in the eye was enough to have them whimpering and scampering back to their cages.

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo puts Tippett in a neck brace.

Don't mess with vB.

 

[bresker]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Van_Berlo

Internet phenomenon

Van Berlo is part of a Chuck Norris-type phenomenon among Internet forums such as ****************** & BigFooty, where he is referred to as a God-like individual.[1]

VB s**ts all over your Jebus. It is an insult to compare him to any other deity. If anything, Jebus is Van-Berlo like.

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo >> wikipedia

 

[westdog54]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo >> wikipedia

van Berlo >>>> the internet

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I still think this thread should be called Van Berlo > you

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I still think this thread should be called Van Berlo > you

Agreed.

*Bump*

 

[bresker]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo isn't just training the house down.

Adelaide last week:

Adelaide today:

Van Berlo trained it down.

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo isn't just training the house down.

Adelaide last week:

Adelaide today:

Van Berlo trained it down.

van Berlo just went for a run along the Torrens and look what happens.

 

[emperor]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo isn't just training the house down.

Adelaide last week:

Adelaide today:

Van Berlo trained it down.

I'm assuming VB will be able to train it back 'up' (or has already done so). You can hardly run a footy club with the city in ruins

 

[crowm dome]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Jesus was'nt actually born on 25th December....Van Berlo sent him a birthday card with the wrong date and Jesus was too afraid to tell him.

The 25th December has for ever since been known as Christmas

 

[Adelaide Cows]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo >>>> the internet

He should be he invented it.

 

[bresker]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo is about as corny as that ******** i just took all over the crows shed

I heard a lot of Port Adelaide fans are buying Crows memberships just to watch Van Berlo.

Danielle Pearce has rented a house near Van Berlo and keeps pestering him to train with him down at the local oval. VB thinks it's a waste of time as his sort of skills can't be taught. It's a sort of white magic. It frustrates him to train with lesser mortals.

 

[westdog54]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

He should be he invented it.

Of course. He needed to create a medium for us mere mortals to praise him and his supreme greatness. Stroke of genius if you ask me.

Sidebar- Having read this thread from beginning to end, I agree it should be titled Van Berlo > you

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I heard a lot of Port Adelaide fans are buying Crows memberships just to watch Van Berlo.

Danielle Pearce has rented a house near Van Berlo and keeps pestering him to train with him down at the local oval. VB thinks it's a waste of time as his sort of skills can't be taught. It's a sort of white magic. It frustrates him to train with lesser mortals.

unwise......Van Berlo may train that house down as well............

 

[-CG-]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Excellent choice of players to promote dreamteam though

 

[Melbdave81]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

This thread is gold!!!

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Hahahaha that's gold, van Berlo the face of Dream Team

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo is dreamteam. Pick him as captain, and your team mysteriously wins every week.

 

[Gets!]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo is.