VB's 21st Birthday

[Drummond]

The great and mighty Van Berlo turns 21 today.

 

[PrideOf]

The great and mighty Van Berlo turns 21 today.

Yeah, I saw that star in the east when I woke up this morning.

Better get my camel packed and throw in the frankincense. Who's bringing the gold and myrrh?

 

[Smoooothy]

i'll bring the gold

(insert corporate logo here...)

 

[raikkonen]

Happy Bday NVB from all at The Club - Bay 114

 

[betterthanu]

Merry (real) Christmas everyone

 

[NikkiNoo]

I'll bring the myrrh, just so I can say the word

 

[-VC-]

He keeps it low key as to not overshadow the Queen's birthday. He's humble like that.

 

[AAMI]

Van Berlo doesn't grow old, ....

"insert funny line here".

 

[Mad Dog]

We really need to lobby for another public holiday to mark the occasion.

Has the Great Man seen fit to bestow any honours this year ?

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

I was wondering why this weekend was a public holiday

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

June 6th. On this day:
1716 - 1st slaves arrive in Louisiana
1752 - 3rd great fire in Moscow in 2 weeks; 1/3 of city destroyed
1844 - Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA) forms in London
1850 - Levi Strauss made his 1st blue jeans
1872 - Susan B Anthony is fined for trying to vote
1933 - 1st drive-in theater opens (Camden NJ)
1944 - D-Day: 150,000 Allied Expeditionary Force lands in Normandy, France
1946 - Henry Morgan is 1st to take off shirt on TV
1955 - Bill Haley and Comets, "Rock Around the Clock" hits #1
1962 - Beatles meet their producer George Martin for 1st time, they record "Besame Mucho" with Peter Best on drums
1972 - David Bowie releases "Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust"
1977 - "Washington Post" reports US has developed neutron bomb
1980 - Bjorn Borg beats John McEnroe for Wimbledon title
1986 - Jurgen Schull sets world discus record (74.07 m)
1991 - NBC announces Jay Leno will replace Johnny Carson on May 25, 1992
1992 - David Bowie and model Iman marry in Switzerland
1994 - Brian Lara scores 501 not out for Warwickshire vs Durham

 

[RooDog]

June 6th. On this day:
1716 - 1st slaves arrive in Louisiana
1752 - 3rd great fire in Moscow in 2 weeks; 1/3 of city destroyed
1844 - Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA) forms in London
1850 - Levi Strauss made his 1st blue jeans
1872 - Susan B Anthony is fined for trying to vote
1933 - 1st drive-in theater opens (Camden NJ)
1944 - D-Day: 150,000 Allied Expeditionary Force lands in Normandy, France
1946 - Henry Morgan is 1st to take off shirt on TV
1955 - Bill Haley and Comets, "Rock Around the Clock" hits #1
1962 - Beatles meet their producer George Martin for 1st time, they record "Besame Mucho" with Peter Best on drums
1972 - David Bowie releases "Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust"
1977 - "Washington Post" reports US has developed neutron bomb
1980 - Bjorn Borg beats John McEnroe for Wimbledon title
1986 - Jurgen Schull sets world discus record (74.07 m)
1991 - NBC announces Jay Leno will replace Johnny Carson on May 25, 1992
1992 - David Bowie and model Iman marry in Switzerland
1994 - Brian Lara scores 501 not out for Warwickshire vs Durham

jurgen schull didnt set that record, it was baby nvb minutes after coming out the womb!!

happy birthday big fella!!

 

[KUNG FU]

I thought it was December 25th?

 

[Southerntakeover]

jurgen schull didnt set that record, it was baby nvb minutes after coming out the womb!!

happy birthday big fella!!

That was no discus.

It WAS baby vB coming out the womb.

 

[PrideOf]

June 6th. On this day:
1716 - 1st slaves arrive in Louisiana ... they were told to get on the boat or face VB unarmed
1752 - 3rd great fire in Moscow in 2 weeks; 1/3 of city destroyed ... VB apologises, could have put the fire out himself, but didn't need to take a leak
1844 - Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA) forms in London ... 100,000 members still no match for 1 VB
1850 - Levi Strauss made his 1st blue jeans ... VB told him his other designs were gay and he should consider using denim
1872 - Susan B Anthony is fined for trying to vote ... she doesn't try again after VB tells her to quit while she's ahead
1933 - 1st drive-in theater opens (Camden NJ) ... one customer tells VB to 'sit down in front' and becomes the 1st drive-in theater casualty
1944 - D-Day: 150,000 Allied Expeditionary Force lands in Normandy, France ... their job made a lot easier after VB waterskiied onto the beach and took out 150,000 Nazi soldiers with one roundhouse
1946 - Henry Morgan is 1st to take off shirt on TV ... VB is second, and Mr Morgan takes one look at his abs and tears his own head off
1955 - Bill Haley and Comets, "Rock Around the Clock" hits #1 ... Haley later announces the song was inspired by watching VB have sex for 24 hours straight
1962 - Beatles meet their producer George Martin for 1st time, they record "Besame Mucho" with Peter Best on drums ... Pete Best offers VB his drumsticks and after watching the world's best drum solo, decides never to play the drums again and misses out on being in the Beatles
1972 - David Bowie releases "Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust" ... VB announces 'better drop that white make-up crap Bowie' and it's the last Ziggy Stardust album made
1977 - "Washington Post" reports US has developed neutron bomb ... VB reports eating a slightly dodgy curry the night before
1980 - Bjorn Borg beats John McEnroe for Wimbledon title ... then loses 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 to VB, who plays with both hands tied behind his back
1986 - Jurgen Schull sets world discus record (74.07 m) ... Five minutes later VB throws Jurgen Schull 88.75km
1991 - NBC announces Jay Leno will replace Johnny Carson on May 25, 1992 ... VB unavailable
1992 - David Bowie and model Iman marry in Switzerland ... Iman quoted as saying, 'I'll have to settle for second best. VB turned me down'.
1994 - Brian Lara scores 501 not out for Warwickshire vs Durham ... makes second highest score in first class cricket after VB takes 601 off of one Andrew Flintoff over

 

[RooDog]

June 6th. On this day:
1716 - 1st slaves arrive in Louisiana ... they were told to get on the boat or face VB unarmed
1752 - 3rd great fire in Moscow in 2 weeks; 1/3 of city destroyed ... VB apologises, could have put the fire out himself, but didn't need to take a leak
1844 - Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA) forms in London ... 100,000 members still no match for 1 VB
1850 - Levi Strauss made his 1st blue jeans ... VB told him his other designs were gay and he should consider using denim
1872 - Susan B Anthony is fined for trying to vote ... she doesn't try again after VB tells her to quit while she's ahead
1933 - 1st drive-in theater opens (Camden NJ) ... one customer tells VB to 'sit down in front' and becomes the 1st drive-in theater casualty
1944 - D-Day: 150,000 Allied Expeditionary Force lands in Normandy, France ... their job made a lot easier after VB waterskiied onto the beach and took out 150,000 Nazi soldiers with one roundhouse
1946 - Henry Morgan is 1st to take off shirt on TV ... VB is second, and Mr Morgan takes one look at his abs and tears his own head off
1955 - Bill Haley and Comets, "Rock Around the Clock" hits #1 ... Haley later announces the song was inspired by watching VB have sex for 24 hours straight
1962 - Beatles meet their producer George Martin for 1st time, they record "Besame Mucho" with Peter Best on drums ... Pete Best offers VB his drumsticks and after watching the world's best drum solo, decides never to play the drums again and misses out on being in the Beatles
1972 - David Bowie releases "Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust" ... VB announces 'better drop that white make-up crap Bowie' and it's the last Ziggy Stardust album made
1977 - "Washington Post" reports US has developed neutron bomb ... VB reports eating a slightly dodgy curry the night before
1980 - Bjorn Borg beats John McEnroe for Wimbledon title ... then loses 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 to VB, who plays with both hands tied behind his back
1986 - Jurgen Schull sets world discus record (74.07 m) ... Five minutes later VB throws Jurgen Schull 88.75km
1991 - NBC announces Jay Leno will replace Johnny Carson on May 25, 1992 ... VB unavailable
1992 - David Bowie and model Iman marry in Switzerland ... Iman quoted as saying, 'I'll have to settle for second best. VB turned me down'.
1994 - Brian Lara scores 501 not out for Warwickshire vs Durham ... makes second highest score in first class cricket after VB takes 601 off of one Andrew Flintoff over

had me pissing them sitting here top stuff

 

[-VC-]

1994 - Brian Lara scores 501 not out for Warwickshire vs Durham ... makes second highest score in first class cricket after VB takes 601 off of one Andrew Flintoff over

It was off an Andy Caddick over. Flintoff was in his early teens in 1994 so that couldn't have possibly happened.

 

[PrideOf]

It was off an Andy Caddick over. Flintoff was in his early teens in 1994 so that couldn't have possibly happened.

It was a junior game.

 

[RooDog]

It was off an Andy Caddick over. Flintoff was in his early teens in 1994 so that couldn't have possibly happened.

vb would have only been about 8 in human years though, im not sure what the equates to in vb years