VB's wiki page

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_van_Berlo

Haha, who's been playing with VB's wikipedia page?

Van Berlo had played every game until Round 11 when he broke his collarbone in a tackle. A steel rod was implanted through the centre of the bone to hold it together. It was later found out that his collarbone broke as a result of his muscles being too strong for his bones.

 

[earlsta]

haahahahahahaha

 

[Stiffy_18]

Brilliant

 

[betterthanu]

 

[NikkiNoo]

Maybe it was edited for truthiness by the Federal government?

 

[ams4crows]

gun effort to the person he did it!

I also love the bit about farther of Chris Judd and the ROO!

 

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Hahaha, a few subtle updates in the past couple of days. The Judd and Roo thing is new. Also the last line under Cult Following - "frequent acts of heroism" is new too.

 

[kimirocks]

Absolute gold

 

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It's getting better. This under 2006:

"Nathan also led the league for fatalities, one: Dale Thomas. Rhett Biglands was almost added to that list in the finals, for using in Nathan's car park. However, being the team man that Nathan is, he only took Rhett's knee caps as an act of mercy."

 

[Stiffy_18]

It's getting better. This under 2006:

"Nathan also led the league for fatalities, one: Dale Thomas. Rhett Biglands was almost added to that list in the finals, for using in Nathan's car park. However, being the team man that Nathan is, he only took Rhett's knee caps as an act of mercy."

Haha

 

[betterthanu]

Cult Following
Nathan has been subject to an immense cult following, not seen since that of the early days of teammate Andrew McLeod. He is famous for his boyish good looks, gritty determination, daily media appearances and frequent acts of heroism. On his frequent runs, he has been known to lead a group of followers Forest Gump style through the streets of West Lakes. Unlike Forest Gump however he never stops running.

New addition

 

[Antagonist]

New addition

That ones gone now however this is new under 2007:

"In Round 22, Nathan murdered Anthony Rocca for looking at him the wrong way. In doing so, he became the first AFL player to slaughter and consume another on-field."

 

[goodie]

hahahaha, thats very funny lol

 

[ams4crows]

Van Berlo has reportedly turned down the role as playing God in a Hollywood production he was quoted as saying "Why would I want to play Myself?"

priceless!

 

[crowgirl]

Hahaha Gold :d

 

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Van Berlo had played every game until Round 11 when he broke his collarbone in a tackle. A steel rod was implanted through the centre of the bone to hold it together. It was later found out that his collarbone broke as a result of his muscles being too strong for his bones. He resumed playing in Round 17 after missing six weeks. Coincidentally, a six week period nine months later saw a population explosion throughout Adelaide.

Hahahaha, who did that? I've got my suspicions.

 

[jo172]

I showed this to my history class today, i'm quite the hero now

 

[Southerntakeover]

I showed this to my history class today, i'm quite the hero now

Swagger jacker.

 

[betterthanu]

Everything is gone now except the original point that was genius enough to sound real.

 

[ams4crows]

AHHH How can they delete Cult Following!! it's obviously there!

 

[crow87]

Sounds like VB has converted to the dark side

He converted to the Dark Side at the end of the 2004 season, with a very light body but a great fitness level. He played just 11 games in his first season, averaging just over 7 disposals a game.

During this period on the sidelines, Van Berlo converted from the dark side and defeated Darth Vader in a Football death match involving light sabers. He resumed playing in Round 17 after missing six weeks.

 

[ams4crows]

they've taken that away too! There are some spies lurking on Wiki!!

okay fess up who here is the double agent?

 

[KUNG FU]

It's getting better. This under 2006:

"Nathan also led the league for fatalities, one: Dale Thomas. Rhett Biglands was almost added to that list in the finals, for using in Nathan's car park. However, being the team man that Nathan is, he only took Rhett's knee caps as an act of mercy."

Rocca was also mine.