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Does someone still pay Gossage for his opinions?

Are they aware? Sounds like some kind of Human Resources error. They might need to fix the glitch.

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Is sausage still trying to sell real estate or has he chucked it in?

The only for sale sign I saw his mug on was a place next to riverside gardens in Baysie. After about 6 months the sign had someone else's picture on it and it sold in a matter of days.
 

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People who like to block off an aisle in a supermarket to have a critically important conversation. It’s ok I’ll just wait to get through while you over explain every detail about why your life is so tough at the moment to your ‘friend’ whose face clearly says they don’t give a shit.

There's a variation on this one where the aisle blocker calls or answers a call from someone on a mobile phone and places their trolley sideways across a dozen shelve spaces. For a higher quality pissed off moment they'll be calling a beloved to ask for assistance about their choices from their description of available shelf items.
 
Roota Rita promised voters two elections ago that if they won government she would drag us into at least the twentieth century. Yep, we would join Adelaide albeit twenty years later in allowing motorists to turn left at any time when safe to do so at traffic light controlled intersections.
I can recall the WA police commissioner, Bob Falconer on a radio segment on 6PM in 1988 stating the Government had approved the change and that he envisaged it would be implemented by Christmas.
Now to be fair to Bob, he did not say which Christmas but thirty six is a massive pisstake.
Roota for her part hasn’t said another word about it.
Even Adelaide had this in 1996.
W.A stands for wait awhile.
 
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That reminds me of my favourite motoring peeve. There's a turn off left or right lane ahead at the traffic lights and the lights are green and you want to go straight ahead, but the car ahead of you instead of moving straight into that turning lane will instead meander on driving with half the car in the leaving lane and half into the turn off lane so that you can't pass and the lights change.
 
That reminds me of my favourite motoring peeve. There's a turn off left or right lane ahead at the traffic lights and the lights are green and you want to go straight ahead, but the car ahead of you instead of moving straight into that turning lane will instead meander on driving with half the car in the leaving lane and half into the turn off lane so that you can't pass and the lights change.
Yeah that was essentially my slip road peeve.

On ramp to the freeway has a slip road that can only turn right and another lane that allows you to also turn right or go straight on.

Now there's maybe one or two maybe even three cars in the slip road but some donut wants to be at the front of the line to the on ramp and stays on the straight/turn right lane.

Light for the on ramp stays red while the light for the straight through is green. Now everybody who wants to go straight is banked up behind this peanut waiting for his light to turn green which eventually does, but usually by the time the straight light goes orange or red.

Don't think these idiots don't get a blast of my rarely used horn as I either go past them, or worse, get stuck behind them.

My only regret is I don't have some sort of P.A system on my car so I could let them know why they are getting blasted and the error of their ways because I'm convinced that these stupid toads are too thick to figure it out for themselves.
 

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That reminds me of my favourite motoring peeve. There's a turn off left or right lane ahead at the traffic lights and the lights are green and you want to go straight ahead, but the car ahead of you instead of moving straight into that turning lane will instead meander on driving with half the car in the leaving lane and half into the turn off lane so that you can't pass and the lights change.
These people infuriate me. Really, how hard is it to slide your car into a slip lane and THEN slow down!
 
These people infuriate me. Really, how hard is it to slide your car into a slip lane and THEN slow down!


Gah ! dont get me started ! I have an eye twitch already....
 
I'm not politically correct. I don't try and be PC on here so don't get mashed on just like mesc.

I'd like to think I'm a good person with good values but maybe I'm not in this new day and age

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I'm not politically correct. I don't try and be PC on here so don't get mashed on just like mesc.

I'd like to think I'm a good person with good values but maybe I'm not in this new day and age
The world has gone mad mate. The era of outrage.
 

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Yeah that was essentially my slip road peeve.

On ramp to the freeway has a slip road that can only turn right and another lane that allows you to also turn right or go straight on.

Now there's maybe one or two maybe even three cars in the slip road but some donut wants to be at the front of the line to the on ramp and stays on the straight/turn right lane.

Light for the on ramp stays red while the light for the straight through is green. Now everybody who wants to go straight is banked up behind this peanut waiting for his light to turn green which eventually does, but usually by the time the straight light goes orange or red.

Don't think these idiots don't get a blast of my rarely used horn as I either go past them, or worse, get stuck behind them.

My only regret is I don't have some sort of P.A system on my car so I could let them know why they are getting blasted and the error of their ways because I'm convinced that these stupid toads are too thick to figure it out for themselves.
There is also a flip of this situation on another on ramp where the far right lane goes on to the freeway and second from right can go straight, or turn and then can either go straight on to the freeway or veer left to another road. There are cars merging with the far right lane straight after the insection so being in it when you aren't going on the freeway creates a mess for that whole merging situation. So many people honk their horns at people (stuck at the red turning light) in that straight/right lane but they are actually doing the right thing. If you want to go straight then you should really be in one of the two left lanes and then you'll have no problem. People caught up in their own bubble abusing others who are actually doing the right thing. It's another Perth thing.
 
When I'm sitting by myself at lunch and someone decides to join me. Then won't stop talking, eating loudly, makes a mess and then expects me to hand half of it over...bloody kids.
 

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