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[Raz]

One qtr wonders

Back to fitness training

I think once again they been reading too much into a good qtr and think it easy

Not chasing , too easy for Geelong to get uncontested marks


Oh well such is life as a dockers fan .

 

[Andy Brennan]

That was weak. Just like 2025 started the year weak as piss and look how it ended. How can this team win a final or finals if it can't stand up after that first quarter. As soon as it got hard we went back to slow jlo footy. Midfield did **** all. Amiss, Wagner, Switkowski, Brayshaw, Voss, chapman, Mcvee all terrible.

Look at the mindset of Geelong, we don't have anything near that.

Honestly we are never gonna win a flag, this team has perennial 5th to 10th and lose in the first week of finals/wildcard round written all over it.

We are gonna be the first team to lose a wildcard game, bookmark it.

And don't give me ooh it's hard to win in Geelong, umps were against us, we didn't play round 0. Don't care, 4 points is 4 points, points and percentage are all that matters. At least we didn't get smashed on percentage

**** you Fremantle fc

 

[swanny1234]

****ing frauds.

 

[Andy Brennan]

Long thought Brayshaw is a gloried B grader. One A grade season and everyone keeps him in that status, but he's truly overrated

So is Serong

 

[noise36]

Here we go again!

 

[Spirit Level]

Looks like another year of being an average team finishing anywhere from 5-10 and making up the numbers if they even make finals.

They've actually gotten worse since 2022, how is that even possible? Isn't a young developing side supposed to get better?

Scott made changes after Q1 and Justin sat on his arse for the rest of the game like a stunned mullet.

It's getting embarrassing for the club, just no one here who knows how to win a premiership

 

[swanny1234]

Looks like another year of being an average team finishing anywhere from 5-10 and making up the numbers if they even make finals.

They've actually gotten worse since 2022, how is that even possible? Isn't a young developing side supposed to get better?

Scott made changes after Q1 and Justin sat on his arse for the rest of the game like a stunned mullet.

It's getting embarrassing for the club, just no one here who knows how to win a premiership

Yep it’s quite clear this will be another season of more of the same, almost a carbon copy of last year.
We’ll win some games and play some decent footy like we saw in Q1, but we aren’t a premiership contender, and never will be under this clown.

 

[hoss]

Yeah, Round 0 and playing an underdone Darcy and Pearce the biggest vents for me.

 

[poshman]

Pearce no longer plays as a lock down defender. He is a rubbish distributor of the ball and costs goals week in and week out. He is a bottom three player in his position league wide. And he is our captain.

We have at least another full season of playing him and carrying him. We are good enough to beat most teams despite him. It will cost us against the best teams.

 

[Andy Brennan]

Have we considered that our list is not actually that good? Would Brayshaw, Serong, Amiss be rated if they weren't top 10 draft picks?

 

[sumavich]

Amiss has the tools, just not being used right imo.
There was a time today when we were kicking right of screen, and he took an eternity to kick it.
He got a behind in the end.
Dunstall was saying that Jackson was all alone in the corridor, and he didn't pass it.
He should be roasted for that!

 

[chaosball32]

Is anyone really surprised? I’m frustrated but definitely not surprised.

We have the exact same coaching set-up as last year, the only thing we changed was our S&C coach, which wasn’t a major problem for us last year apart from the usual injury prone suspects.

The only player out there today who wasn’t on our list last year was McVee (who was crap, but will give him benefit of the doubt as it’s his first game for the club)

This footy club is the embodiment of laurel-resting. We are the least proactive club of all time. All the messaging that has come out of the club is they believe we have the list and coaches to contend. And then when we inevitably fall short every year, they change nothing, then the cycle repeats.

Insert shocked pikachu gif.

 

[Deathly]

Today's result would have been a lot more palatable if it wasn't for what we did in the 1st Quarter. It's what makes today so disappointing. Usually from that point, you grind out the game and hold on for dear life, but we were handling the pressure and responded until we just didn't.

 

[Sean_09]

Today's result would have been a lot more palatable if it wasn't for what we did in the 1st Quarter. It's what makes today so disappointing. Usually from that point, you grind out the game and hold on for dear life, but we were handling the pressure and responded until we just didn't.

We ran out of legs. Games from last round? All died off in the late 3rd and 4th.

Opening Round is such a huge advantage for teams that play fresh teams the following week. If you're going to keep it, then schedule the R1 games against over Opening Round teams.

Unbelievably shit from a professional league.

 

[Sean_09]

I'll be keenly watching how the last 30mins of Collingwood/Adelaide look. Don't rate the pies this year but don't be surprised if the margin gets to single digits.

 

[Dockeroo]

Amiss is hugely concerning now.
There is no “Dawg” in this guy. No fire in his belly. Certainly not near enough to be an AFL standard key forward anyway.
He needs to fight and scrap a lot more. I don’t even know if he’s got it in him to be honest

 

[ImperialPurple]

...

We are gonna be the first team to lose a wildcard game, bookmark it.

...

**** you Fremantle fc

I hadn't thought of that, but you're absolutely right. It must be us. It's just the exact Freo thing to do.

 

[swanny1234]

I hadn't thought of that, but you're absolutely right. It must be us. It's just the exact Freo thing to do.

“Justin lead us to finals for another year and we went close, just falling by 3 points to St Kilda in wildcard round, we feel he can still take us forward so we are re signing him for another year”

- Simon Garlick, 12th of September 2026 (probably)

 

[King Tenz]

I hadn't thought of that, but you're absolutely right. It must be us. It's just the exact Freo thing to do.

And you just know it’d be a home game as well making it even worse

 

[swanny1234]

And you just know it’d be a home game as well making it even worse

We’ll finish 7th and lose to Ross and the Saints that come 10th, we’ll be ahead at 3QT as well.

Bookmark it all.. the only thing that could be worse is if it’s Essendon instead and they finally break their finals win drought, but i think they’re too shit to even get to Wildcard round.

 

[Madas]

Probably should bookmark this thread in case we go deep in September

They were in last years GF FFS and pretty much at full strength on home turf
Good fight by the lads
My only bent is I don’t want to have Round 0 and the uneven playing field as an excuse
Shouldn’t even be in consideration
Pathetic organisation