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CanYouFeelTheSunburn

Sinkin Corona's
Jun 9, 2018
601
1,118
AFL Club
Gold Coast
My wife and I booked flights for the Q clash a couple of weeks back. Given how we’re currently playing I’m now even more PUMPED! As VIC SUNS members what section can we sit in and where is best?
 

JRyan23

Premiership Player
Oct 6, 2016
3,942
4,691
AFL Club
Gold Coast
I know most might not want to look back but was watching this today
The blokes running around in that team, i remember this game, unbelievable. Lots of bedwetters Mr Bods
 

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Phlanispo

Team Captain
Dec 22, 2015
374
408
Perth
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Sup dudes haven't been on here (or paid attention to much footy at all) for years, thought I pop in. Absolutely yonks ago I posted on the Suns forum a bunch of jokey songs for the cheer squad to sing and a couple of unfinished concepts. Don't remember where I posted them but I'm here with another song I threw together in twenty minutes. With so many memes (at least on the Reddit community) about Alex Sexton being a giga chad I made this:


AYY UP SEXTON

ayy up Sexton you’re a giga chaaad
kick their heads in, do it for the laaads
When you kick so straight I want’cha so so baaad
The other teams’ll fear ya and your giant ‘nads

When I see your moustache I cry out with glee
It’s filthy and grungy like a cabbie
oo-ooh Sexton I know ya free-eakyy
But will you be my new daddy?


I felt the song had the perfect amount of homoeroticism.
 

gcsunsfc

Cancelled
Oct 24, 2012
7,619
7,899
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
Milwaukee Bucks
Sup dudes haven't been on here (or paid attention to much footy at all) for years, thought I pop in. Absolutely yonks ago I posted on the Suns forum a bunch of jokey songs for the cheer squad to sing and a couple of unfinished concepts. Don't remember where I posted them but I'm here with another song I threw together in twenty minutes. With so many memes (at least on the Reddit community) about Alex Sexton being a giga chad I made this:


AYY UP SEXTON

ayy up Sexton you’re a giga chaaad
kick their heads in, do it for the laaads
When you kick so straight I want’cha so so baaad
The other teams’ll fear ya and your giant ‘nads

When I see your moustache I cry out with glee
It’s filthy and grungy like a cabbie
oo-ooh Sexton I know ya free-eakyy
But will you be my new daddy?


I felt the song had the perfect amount of homoeroticism.
haha didn't, know that people thought that about Alex, definitely true.
 

kreglze

Brownlow Medallist
Sep 28, 2011
15,002
12,407
Melbourne
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
Arsenal
Slow day, so was looking through the leaders in certain stats after 4 rounds.

Random Stats:
Touk currently with the 5th most tackles in the league with 29, 4 behind the leader Cripps.
Darcy Macpherson currently in 6th with 28 tackles.
Collins 5th in the AFL for Contested Marks.
Sexton 3rd in the goal kicking with 12.
Fiorini 6th in Goal Assists with 5.
Witts leading the hitouts with 176.
 

Young_Guns

Club Legend
Sep 25, 2012
2,034
3,488
Brisbane
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
OKC, Chelsea FC, Raiders
Slow day, so was looking through the leaders in certain stats after 4 rounds.

Random Stats:
Touk currently with the 5th most tackles in the league with 29, 4 behind the leader Cripps.
Darcy Macpherson currently in 6th with 28 tackles.
Collins 5th in the AFL for Contested Marks.
Sexton 3rd in the goal kicking with 12.
Fiorini 6th in Goal Assists with 5.
Witts leading the hitouts with 176.
If we can start to convert Witts’ dominance into clearances then look out. Other teams have been too quick to catch on and use Witts’ hitouts to their own advantage
 

kreglze

Brownlow Medallist
Sep 28, 2011
15,002
12,407
Melbourne
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
Arsenal
If we can start to convert Witts’ dominance into clearances then look out. Other teams have been too quick to catch on and use Witts’ hitouts to their own advantage
I think if we can uncover or bring in that dynamic B+/A grade midfielder at the end of the year who can burst away from the pack then I reckon you see our clearance numbers sky rocket.
 

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Suns of Anarchy

Norm Smith Medallist
Aug 7, 2013
6,450
13,221
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
Rams, 76's, Brewers
Slow day, so was looking through the leaders in certain stats after 4 rounds.

Random Stats:
Touk currently with the 5th most tackles in the league with 29, 4 behind the leader Cripps.
Darcy Macpherson currently in 6th with 28 tackles.
Collins 5th in the AFL for Contested Marks.
Sexton 3rd in the goal kicking with 12.
Fiorini 6th in Goal Assists with 5.
Witts leading the hitouts with 176.
Our 1st quarters we are +43
Our 2nd quarters -43.
 

Big Red Machine

RISE & SHINE
Jul 11, 2006
3,323
3,101
Jacuzzi in Lachie Weller Stand
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Gold Coast
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Ravens, O's, Terps, Mavs & Bremen
Moved from the injuries thread as it was drifting slightly off-topic

Who do you play for?
Oh jeez, Who haven't I played for.

Most famously I won a National Gridiron title playing for NSW many moons ago, These days I'm simply the (co) captain of the 11th best competitive Lasertag team in the southern hemisphere.

Definitely not Halo by any stretch of the imagination.

Are you actually serious :p I think BRM retired after his one game!

He plays a much higher intensity sport than footy
I think I was already semi-retired before you roped me into playing that one game mate.

Don't even get me started on having to play in boots 3 sizes too big, Like I was wearing flippers out there :p
 

Suns of Anarchy

Norm Smith Medallist
Aug 7, 2013
6,450
13,221
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
Rams, 76's, Brewers
I see old microphone head still can’t resist a dig at the Suns on his Twitter
If he wants to discuss a player's worth then he should talk about his draft.
Grant pick 5........... Dangerfield pick 10, Cyril 12, Rance 20, Harry Taylor 21, Callan ward 23 etc etc.

He also defended Setterfield's tackle on Powell too recently. The bloke is a flog. He should be grateful he got $5 for stinking it up in the NEAFL for 2 years
 

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