Roast Vent Thread - 2014 Edition

[LordHaart]

**** Hooker. Average of 92 but seems to score under 50 half the time.
**** Griffiths. Can't believe I haven't traded him out yet.
**** Montagna. Starts playing like a lamb as soon as I bring him in.
**** Johnson. Other people have beaten Crowley before, stop being a goat.
**** Cunningham. Newsflash, I only brought you in because you were cheap and now you ain't so your out.

But most of all, **** posters who score 1888 in a bye round and then come on this thread thinking it's OK to whinge about that.
All said with tongue firmly in cheek, at least the last part.

 

[doona]

unless you are only fielding 10 players next week

My bad. ill shut up then. not many people put there actual scores in this thread...... Barring someone getting dropped I will have 20 next week.......(Still pissed off with my super premo's though!!!)

 

[Schulzenfest]

I had 19 players named in RDT and a bloke with 15 players named beat me. Probably because the combined score of Rockliff, Acres, Zorko, Crouch and Kennedy-Harris (not one of whom was in his side, of course) would've been barely passable for one player, so it was basically 15-all.

 

[CaptScott]

Stevie-effin-J you immature little f-wit. Had to go get your self suspended (for the sixth time in two years) and stuff up my round 10 plans! Well F you #$@%#$!!!!!!

Oh, and you have a small penis.

(inb4 round 11 when I'm in the Kudos thread saying how great he is )

 

[Quazza]

Stevie-effin-J you immature little f-wit. Had to go get your self suspended (for the sixth time in two years) and stuff up my round 10 plans! Well F you #$@%#$!!!!!!

Oh, and you have a small penis.

(inb4 round 11 when I'm in the Kudos thread saying how great he is )

Yup traded him in last week, for that magnificent 57, then he gets suspended. Super.

Right up there with bringing in Luke Hodge for Sam Mitchell a couple weeks ago......

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Johnson, you ****ing prick!

 

[Pea Nut]

good thread !! Could have had plenty of vents this year, but for the moment life is good.

 

[SloppyJoe]

F#*k you Hardwick you gutless f#*k.

Each time the toothless tiges lose to a team they should beat, you react by dropping the young guys (who actually played well in the losses), rather than being a man and holding the more experienced players accountable. You did it to me with McDonough in round 1, and now you've done it again with Lloyd.

Toughen the f#*k up and stop bending over* you spineless simp.

*Unless it's for Cotchin or Martin, keep bending over for them and giving them games and midfield minutes. Oh, and Lennon too.

 

[CaptScott]

F#*k you Hardwick you gutless f#*k.

Each time the toothless tiges lose to a team they should beat, you react by dropping the young guys (who actually played well in the losses), rather than being a man and holding the more experienced players accountable. You did it to me with McDonough in round 1, and now you've done it again with Lloyd.

Toughen the f#*k up and stop bending over* you spineless simp.

*Unless it's for Cotchin or Martin, keep bending over for them and giving them games and midfield minutes. Oh, and Lennon too.

Hardwicks Guide to Coaching

Remove players who weren't in the team last year in the hopes of regaining last years form. Or copy Hawthorn.

 

[CaptScott]

So early last week was feelin' good, 20 players for round 10, 2 up my sleeve in case something goes wrong

Nek Minnit SJ, Lloyd, Crouch...

#@$#@$#@$!!!!!!!!!!

 

[VSTone]

fu... hunter lloyd & lamb...

 

[go you pups]

Blllaaaaaaaa Stevie J passed it onto Gazza this week haha, guess he was due for a s*** one but yeah why in a bye round Gaz?

 

[Off The Couch]

Blllaaaaaaaa Stevie J passed it onto Gazza this week haha, guess he was due for a s*** one but yeah why in a bye round Gaz?

You of all people would of known that Picken would go to gazz

 

[go you pups]

You of all people would of known that Picken would go to gazz

It's still Gaz though, (Picken gets bugger all credit from the media to be honest though, maybe I underestimated him).

 

[russ]

polec u fukn fairy, with hartlett out i fielded u over macrae

 

[beez]

Schulz gets my angst for being such a knob for knocking out the little punk Wingard. I was getting ready to roast the supposed "best younger player in the game" until he got let off the hook. Ya know, coz we're not supposed to troll injured players and all...Although, I deserve all I get considering I brought him in last week - for reasons unbeknownst to myself. Idiot.

 

[Scotland]

My opponent this week has Rockliff and Murphy. I have neither.

Brad Ebert in my DT is frustrating me the way Brad Ebert frustrated me playing for WC.

Prior to Rd 7 I traded out Dom Tyson ($323k) to get Ebert ($589k) in. The bloke who was averaging 118 from 6 games has since delivered two scores in the 60s from 4 games. Tyson - who in the previous 4 weeks had scored 62, 75, 46 and 66 has since scored 99 and 4 scores in the 110s. By the completion of the round Tyson will be $100k+ more than the value I sold him for. Ebert will be close to $100k less. FFFFUUUUU.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

EBERT 66

 

[Tippaz]

Polec

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Wright you shit-eating maggot!!!

I hope you get dropped next week. I hope you get delisted. I hope you don't qualify for the dole and eek out a feeble existence living out of garbage cans and sleeping under bridges!!!

Never again.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

You think you've got it bad, I traded out Robbie Gray for him after Round 3

Oh lord...

 

[Hate]

Let me just write a ****ing book on how bad DT wise this week is going!!!!

So in RDT:
Swan out. POLEC AS MY ****ING VC.
Smiling about Swallow smashing a huge score? YER HE'S ON MY ****ING BENCH.
Dunstan with 92? YES ON MY ****ING BENCH.
Tex going large? ON MY ****ING BENCH.

 

[doona]

flipping Jacobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He better bring it home the useless piece of shite.....a POD that is killing me this week. Now he is subbed off the the useless piece of shite wright!!!!! lucky i dont have him

 

[doona]

Let me just write a ******* book on how bad DT wise this week is going!!!!

So in RDT:
Swan out. POLEC AS MY ******* VC.
Smiling about Swallow smashing a huge score? YER HE'S ON MY ******* BENCH.
Dunstan with 92? YES ON MY ******* BENCH.
Tex going large? ON MY ******* BENCH.

why?

 

[Hate]

why?

I didn't pay DT much attention this week but to get that so ****ing wrong is beyond me.

Danger, Martin, Gunston, Darling, Zorko, Chapman is my FWD line.
Bartel, Simpson Jaensch, Suckling, Pedersen, Kolodsghiy my back six... Probably should have started Swallow.

1.7k looks like it'll be for me lol