Roast Vent Thread - 2014 Edition

[walken79]

Dangerfield fast becoming a DT crab. Looks like a ventriloquist's dummy too- in the bin.

 

[Crawb]

Tom Mitchell killing me!

 

[Forward Press]

Tom Mitchell killing me!

Psh, I also have Tom Derickx.

 

[Crawb]

Psh, I also have Tom Derickx.

They're scoring about the same...

 

[Sealz]

Did Mitchell get the vest? Killed me!

 

[HenrikLundqvist]

**** you Titch. Piss poor effort from Martin too, premium my ass. At this rate I'll never be able to afford bringing in Riewoldt.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Mitchell you just ruined my week and now I can't eat lunch and probably won't sleep... Ok, bye.

 

[Off The Couch]

Did Mitchell get the vest? Killed me!

Yep


Langford and mcevoy - have them on the bench or so I thought

 

[Torz]

Screw you Enright. If you're not going to play, don't get selected on Thursday.

 

[wilo]

LeCras broken arm i blame you Kim Hagdorn you xxxx

 

[wilo]

now scooter injured the eagles can get f****d

 

[Crawb]

**** YOU CLOKE YOU ****ING PIECE OF UTTER SHIT. YOU CAN GO AND GET ****ED YOU ****ING ****. CHRIS ****ING DAWES COULD PLAY BETTER THAN YOU ARE PLAYING. ****ING PULL YOUR FINGER OUT YOU OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT AND ACTUALLY ****ING DO SOMETHING. ****ING ****ING ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh and **** you SJ, 38 points as Captain at Half Time is ****ing pissweak.

 

[Quokka]

Mitchell and Zorko, **** you both

And a great big **** me because I thought I had switched the C from Pendlebury back to Ablett and have just noticed that I put it on O'mera instead

 

[Yellow Feathers]

F***ing Steve f****ing John*** you c**k sucking f***ing c**t f***.

Six hundred and fifty f***ing grand!! And for what? 69 as captain?

F*** you. St*** J***son. And the whore you rode in on.

 

[tazaa]

I changed my captain from Ablett to Johnson.
Go **** yourself Brisbane for not tagging him. And go **** yourself Macafer you useless ****in plodder campaigner.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

And f*** you, piece of shit iPhone. Meet the wall.

Hedishehaisivebsneisbwozdb!!!!!!!!

 

[Atavistic]

I changed my captain from Ablett to Johnson.
Go **** yourself Brisbane for not tagging him. And go **** yourself Macafer you useless ****in plodder ****.

Yeah, that's what I did too. F***ing Collingwood jerks, tagging SJ when I have him captain.

 

[tazaa]

Yeah, that's what I did too. F***ing Collingwood jerks, tagging SJ when I have him captain.

144 point decision. ****in hell

 

[HenrikLundqvist]

Does Johnson ever do well against the Pies? Never as good as Ablett does statistically against a Brisbane outfit that never tags that's for sure.

Am I really the only one who has Le Cras? **** me dead.

Add in new recruit Zorko and spud Titchell, and my semi-decent start gets grounded. Soft kunts.

 

[RBW_007]

A 56.5 average from my 6 forwards. Thanks a lot douchebags

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

A 56.5 average from my 6 forwards. Thanks a lot douchebags

wow. Just tallied mine and i have an average of 65. And to think i dumped a massive amount of money in the forward line because i didnt rate the forward rookies. I literally have 3 premos and 3 mid-pricers to ensure good scores from my forward line.

So much for that

 

[Shupe]

Am I really the only one who has Le Cras? **** me dead.

I traded Danger to Lecras last week. Now I'm going to lose an absolute ****load.

 

[Off The Couch]

wow. Just tallied mine and i have an average of 65. And to think i dumped a massive amount of money in the forward line because i didnt rate the forward rookies. I literally have 3 premos and 3 mid-pricers to ensure good scores from my forward line.

So much for that

Did mine = 68, throw in pendles as captain and the fact that I have mcevoy on the field with no cover tops off a good weekend

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

Did mine = 68, throw in pendles as captain and the fact that I have mcevoy on the field with no cover tops off a good weekend

no derickx or currie? I thought they were most peoples ruck bench rooks?

oh and a 94 from captain pendles could be a lot worse. I had S.Selwood last week for a whopping 48 points... The only mid premo that comes close to that this week is Stevie J.

So ive had a look around the leagues this week and par seems to be about 2050.

 

[amazingjoshy]

My draft league fwd line resembles a graveyard so far:

Lecras 16
Walters 33
Ballantyne 54
Brown 13

Sorry Roo fans don't expect anything from Leigh Adams against Port