Roast Vent Thread - 2014 Edition

[Off The Couch]

no derickx or currie? I thought they were most peoples ruck bench rooks?

oh and a 94 from captain pendles could be a lot worse. I had S.Selwood last week for a whopping 48 points... The only mid premo that comes close to that this week is Stevie J.

So ive had a look around the leagues this week and par seems to be about 2050.

I have currie and hampson and thought I had changed my emergency from hampson to currie along with some other changes but when I logged in last night the changes hadn't happened - who knows what I did

 

[LordHaart]

My draft league fwd line resembles a graveyard so far:

Lecras 16
Walters 33
Ballantyne 54
Brown 13

Sorry Roo fans don't expect anything from Leigh Adams against Port

Thanks for making me feel better about mine. I had LeCras and Zorko, but aside from those too not so much to vent about. 1489 from 16+C, not great but not a total disaster.

Actually wait, benching Dunstan and trading our Birchall was ******* dumb by me.

 

[doona]

f#€% barlow, f#€% Enright for not playing and making me use trades on them rather then f#€%ing caddy

Also m.thomas, take a f345ing bow

 

[CaptScott]

Freakin $#@%$ Big Boy McEvoy! In a round when Hawks dominated you had to go withdraw cause your #@#$ little calf hurt. Well boo hoo! Had to bring on Hickey to cover you #!#$@$#@%$#@

Freakin #$@% Hickey, in the one round I need you you go and deliver a #@%$@# 39! #$*@!

 

[daniel23]

thank you mark lecras for a shit score

 

[Fitzey]

R.Shaw, Caddy, Lecras, T.Mitchell, Zorko.... F&$@

Macrae, Gazza, Suckling, Cox, Dunstan and Swallow.

FMDT

 

[Crawb]

My entire forward line. I'm going have to spend the next month trying to fix it!!!

 

[beez]

Clever tactic benching Dunstan this week, dickhead.

 

[CaptScott]

Clever tactic benching Dunstan this week, dickhead.

His avatar makes it even more funny! lol

 

[Plugger35]

Rohan, Hickey, Zorko and Vlastuin can all go and suck a bag of dicks.

 

[tazaa]

I benched Dunstan for Aish. ****in ********er

 

[FlowersByIrene]

**** you fan hub campaigners

I put the captain on gary and saved after pendles missed a few trainings, checked my team today and Pendles is still captain


Cunnnnnnnnnntttttasss fucccckeeedddd

 

[Hank Scorpion]

My forward line.

Dangerfield, a supposed premium, gets 83. Zorko 59 and LeCras 16!

Worst of all, there are few alternatives that inspire confidence. If only Rockliff were still a forward.

 

[Shupe]

I started this week in fine form. After Saturday afternoon, I had monster scores from Rockliff, Ablett (Capt) and very good scores from Hanley and Mitchell.

Next minute - Lecras injured early with 16 points, Rohan is sub (31), Hickey gets dominated (39), Zorko (59), with Zaharakis and Watson spudding big time.

Watson in particular can GAGF.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I started this week in fine form. After Saturday afternoon, I had monster scores from Rockliff, Ablett (Capt) and very good scores from Hanley and Mitchell.

Next minute - Lecras injured early with 16 points, Rohan is sub (31), Hickey gets dominated (39), Zorko (59), with Zaharakis and Watson spudding big time.

Watson in particular can GAGF.

If Jobe's 82 with 8 minutes still to play is "GAGF" worthy I envy your team.

 

[Shupe]

If Jobe's 82 with 8 minutes still to play is "GAGF" worthy I envy your team.

I singled him out because I traded him in this week. Started very slow, his second half has been better.

 

[tazaa]

Dunstan on bench for Aish.
Merrett on bench for Caddy.
Johnson Captain. Ablett Vice.

I dont want to calculate how much I missed out on

 

[Hu$tler]

I pay top dollar for my man SJ and captain him.

Hurts when it's your fav player

Lecca and Tom Mitchell too meant this week was average.

Regretting no Griffiths as well.

 

[West Coast Weasel]

Titchell and Danger... and Zorko... and Caddy... Last year I was struggling to get my defenders in order, now its the forwards turn.

 

[Mattrox]

My entire fwd line in fantasy can go to hell.


Please come back fired up next week.

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[go you pups]

Screw you Enright. If you're not going to play, don't get selected on Thursday.

Geelong are notorious for this, Bartel and SJ have burnt me before. Had an episode with Clarkson over Birchall in 2012 being picked 2 weeks in a row but didn't play.

 

[go you pups]

Titchell, Caddy, Wingard, Danger, Martin, thought my fwdline was looking ok by getting in the best rooks in the midfield to make cash but batting deep in defence and forward. Traded out McDonut and Barlow for Titchell and Tyson then they pump out just 41 and 62. It seems every year there are always better more consistent defensive options than fwd options.


P.S Luke Parker thank you for getting me over the line .

 

[go you pups]

Oh and why no good fwd rookie give us something pleaseeeeeeeeee, why is Ben Griffiths a defender? It's just like Charlie Dixon being a defender last year but this year he's a ruck/fwd, player plays 1 game as a defender, next year complete position change but doesn't play that position at all.

 

[Crawb]

TRAVIS ****ING CLOKE YOU UTTER PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ARE THE ****ING WORST FOOTBALLER IN HISTORY. NO REALLY, THE LIKES OF NICK ****ING GILL AND RELTON ****ING ROBERTS COULD KICK YOUR ARSE RIGHT NOW. YOU ACTUALLY DONT DESERVE TO PLAY AFL, OR V ****ING FL. VFL RESERVES IS ABOUT WHERE YOUR ARE. WILL YOU EVEN ****ING CRACK 30 TONIGHT? NO, PROBABLY NOT. YOU ARE UTTER ****ING RUBBISH. I BARELY WEIGHT 60KG AND RATHER SKINNY BUT I COULD HAVE PLAYED BETTER THAN YOU TONIGHT YOU ****ING OVERRATED w***er. SCORES OF ****ING 35, 75 AND 33 AND NOW THIS SHIT. I PAID 500K FOR YOU, BUT YOU SHOULD ****ING PERSONALLY COMPENSATE ME FOR PICKING YOU WITH REAL ****ING MONEY YOU campaigner. GO AND GET ****ED YOU ****ING PRICK. I'M AMAZED NATHAN ****ING BUCKLEY DIDN'T SUB YOU OFF. QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE TO BE ON A ONE WAY TRIP TO NORTH ****ING KOREA. BUT THEN KIM ****ING JONG ****ING UN WOULD GET MORE TOUCHES THAN YOU. SO WOULD KIM JONG ****ING IL, AND HE IS ****ING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW ****ING ANNOYING YOU ARE, YOU ACTUALLY DONT DESERVE TO PLAY AFL, SO YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR UP YOUR ARSE BECAUSE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE ****ING SAD EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING. AND TO TOP IT OFF, I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE ****ING CHANCE, EVEN THOUGH LAST WEEK WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR ME. IS IT THAT HARD TO ****ING TOUCH THE BALL!!!!!!

sigh


Travis Cloke GO AND GET ****ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!@!!11!!!@@!!!!!~!!!q@!q!q

 

[HammerTime55]

TRAVIS ******* CLOKE YOU UTTER PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ARE THE ******* WORST FOOTBALLER IN HISTORY. NO REALLY, THE LIKES OF NICK ******* GILL AND RELTON ******* ROBERTS COULD KICK YOUR ARSE RIGHT NOW. YOU ACTUALLY DONT DESERVE TO PLAY AFL, OR V ******* FL. VFL RESERVES IS ABOUT WHERE YOUR ARE. WILL YOU EVEN ******* CRACK 30 TONIGHT? NO, PROBABLY NOT. YOU ARE UTTER ******* RUBBISH. I BARELY WEIGHT 60KG AND RATHER SKINNY BUT I COULD HAVE PLAYED BETTER THAN YOU TONIGHT YOU ******* OVERRATED ******. SCORES OF ******* 35, 75 AND 33 AND NOW THIS SHIT. I PAID 500K FOR YOU, BUT YOU SHOULD ******* PERSONALLY COMPENSATE ME FOR PICKING YOU WITH REAL ******* MONEY YOU ****. GO AND GET ****** YOU ******* PRICK. I'M AMAZED NATHAN ******* BUCKLEY DIDN'T SUB YOU OFF. QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE TO BE ON A ONE WAY TRIP TO NORTH ******* KOREA. BUT THEN KIM ******* JONG ******* UN WOULD GET MORE TOUCHES THAN YOU. SO WOULD KIM JONG ******* IL, AND HE IS ******* DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW ******* ANNOYING YOU ARE, YOU ACTUALLY DONT DESERVE TO PLAY AFL, SO YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR UP YOUR ARSE BECAUSE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE ******* SAD EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING. AND TO TOP IT OFF, I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE ******* CHANCE, EVEN THOUGH LAST WEEK WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR ME. IS IT THAT HARD TO ******* TOUCH THE BALL!!!!!!

sigh


Travis Cloke GO AND GET ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!@!!11!!!@@!!!!!~!!!q@!q!q

hahahahaahahahahahhahahaha. Now thats a vent!