Roast Vent Thread - 2014 Edition

[Plugger35]

Xavier Ellis the sub, just traded him in on Friday.

I've already been screwed over with Robertson being the sub yesterday.

 

[AndysAngels]

lost my match by 1 point, thanks to luke ****ing dunstan who managed a grand total of 5 points in the last quarter. thanks mate

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Elliot you lazy ball watching hoping for a screamer glory seeking waste of space!!!

 

[Off The Couch]

Beams as captain was an inspired selection

 

[doona]

Beams as captain was an inspired selection

have you heard of the bye round loophole?

 

[Off The Couch]

have you heard of the bye round loophole?

Nope

 

[ike2112]

Don't you always VC any player you fancy as captain if they're in an early game, and if they get a great score stick the C onto a bench/DNP/bye player?

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Jackson Merrett. I can't quite find the words to express my anger but I can say this: You are f*cking gone as of Sunday night.

 

[Bluey_McKenna]

Jackson Merrett. I can't quite find the words to express my anger but I can say this: You are f*cking gone as of Sunday night.

Ouch.

I wouldn't mind 40-odd from Aylett.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Jackson ****ing Merret


I brought you in after you demolished the blues in round 3. At that stage you'd had two tons and a 90.
From there i was satisfied with your mid eighty scores, they were passable, but then, you proceed to dish up two thirties and a forty when i needed you most.

Merret you are the most useless player on the planet. You run around, your face puffy and red from you apparent running and yet you never touch the ball. I constantly see the ball pass over your head, as if it hates you as much as i do. Your tiny squinting eyes and in general your ugly features, that are far too small for your big head annoy me everytime i see you seagulling off the back of a pack, or unsuccesffuly trying to rove a mark. When you do get clsoe to the all you fumble and fall over inveitably taking yourself out of the play whilst failing to record a statistic.

You are a poisenned chalice,there is a special place in the depths of hell for you, and that's where you will be goinf after i trade you sunday night.



****ingmother****ignuselesspieceofessenscumshit

 

[Spider Klein]

Mut be the first time my opponent hasn't had McVeigh. 36 at quarter time then complete spudiness after that including -1 in the second quarter.

 

[Butler]

Vent at having to work late yesterday.

Had the VC on Swan with Ellis as captain for the loophole but then I didn't have time yesterday to change the captain off Ellis and onto Ablett. So.. Cheers for the captain score Swanny.....

 

[Forward Press]

Was debating between Lloyd and Ambrose for a starting spot in the forward line. Thought both would have a good chance at the vest, but never thought JKH would get it. I hope Melbourne get pumped.

 

[Torz]

Traded JKH out this week because of his bye next week. Worked out well!

 

[Crawb]

Having my captain in Rockliff and favourite player as a late withdrawal. Wrecked my Fantasy Punt team too

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Brought in Rockliff just this week.

Will go two weeks without him.

 

[Torz]

What's wrong with Rockliff?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Gastro apparently

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Why does this shit always happen on the bye rounds? Every bloody year.

 

[box1]

**** sake why did Rockliff have to get sick

 

[Crawb]

Why does this shit always happen on the bye rounds? Every bloody year.

What, gastro?

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

What, gastro?

No, just random annoying late outs/substitutions killing what little of a team you have left already.

 

[Crawb]

No, just random annoying late outs/substitutions killing what little of a team you have left already.

That awkward moment when someone doesn't get the joke..

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

That awkward moment when someone doesn't get the joke..

Good one, I'm just an idiot.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Dayne Zorko on 11 at half-time .

At least I know who to axe for Dahlhaus


EDIT: And subbed out on 14.