Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

****ing lost a QF by 10 points... so many spuds this week but myself as a coach being the biggest spud. Why in holy hell did I think Sandilands would return anywhere near his best when he's a ****ing overgrown mutant potato? If I just left my backup in Grundy to pick up the slack, I win the game.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Eliminated from 2 leagues with a despicable 1958. Luckily scraped over the line in one and finished top four in the other two.
"Premiums" who scored sub 80:

Ablett, Mitchell, Bartel, Jack, Mundy, Gibbs, Shaw, JJK. Bunch of f*ckwits chose one of the worst weeks to spud it up together. Thanks for nothing dickheads.

But West Coast makes it slightly bearable.

 

[RBW_007]

Traded in Hansen so he could get me one of his solid 90's

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Uniques in a crucial Elimination final.

(119) Ellis vs Riewoldt (104) +15 Gooood
(84) Stokes vs Roughead (87) - 3 Close
(97) Henderson vs Hanley (91) + 6 Good
(55) Bartel vs Cotchin (105) - 50 Fuuuark
(55) Grundy vs Minson (100) -45 Fuuuuuark
(57) Jack vs Enright (99) - 42 Fuuuuuark

Where a couple of hundreds too much to ask?

 

[West Coast Weasel]

Premo's hitting cruise control this weekend.

 

[LanLion]

FMDT.

Lost to my gf's team mostly thanks to an almighty cockup by Goldstein. And of course I helped her with her trades...

 

[Bobby P]

FMDT.

Lost to my gf's team mostly thanks to an almighty cockup by Goldstein. And of course I helped her with her trades...

I feel your pain mate!

 

[Spider Klein]

Traded in Hansen so he could get me one of his solid 90's

+1

Also considered Bartel

Or make the trade in my midfield of Titch to Jack

Was absolutely destined to fail this week

 

[Spider Klein]

Oh and McKenzie a few weeks back for his soft draw


**** YOU!!!!!!!! You useless ****en piece of shit.

 

[Lemma]

Lost both finals by four points! FUUUUUU

 

[DylanW]

Trading in Winderlich after he scored 140+ and then not getting a game out of him was my worst DT move ever.

Ruined my strong push home and cost me a finals berth in a couple of leagues

 

[Spider Klein]

EVERY ****EN WEEK!!!!!! Stuck with Priddis and Sam Mitchell cos every week a ****en player gets injured. I know I am not the only one but this is the vent thread and ****en unlucky/shit choices have absolutely come back to jam a 10 foot pole firmly up my rectum

Played Rowe last week to cover for Kreuzer cos I had second chance. Thought maybe only 1 week but **** you Kreuzer and Carlton mild calf strain. Now you have dropped Rowe, even though he was shit so **** you no backup.

**** You McKenzie the ****en shittiest cannon ever. Soft draw and I can't even get rid of you because Henderson has gone down and Clisby the angry **** got suspended. Trent you useless ****knuckle you better pull your finger out this week.

You know what it all comes down to...... **** you crazy Vossy and Brisbane with your 4 ****en weeks with Hanley. This cost me two trades kicking him out and then trading him back in when I could have used those trades to improve my team elsewhere.

I ****ed up and entire season with poor choices and shit information and nothing has been good since choosing Griffen after the Bulldogs bye.

 

[West Coast Weasel]

Grrr to GWS resting players. D.Smith who scored a lovely 101 last week gets rested. So much for uniques...

 

[Hate]

Venting at myself.. Reversed trades and did them again. Didn't change captain bow I've got Montagna as C again, Swan in for a big night. F me.

 

[Hate]

A week after I trade Franklin out, he pumps 73 at HT. FML

 

[Jackizm]

Roughead on 10 at half time
Did someone take a dump in his vagina
Cause he's a shit campaigner!

 

[Jackizm]

Shit campaigner!

 

[Jackizm]

Why does it keep saying silly when I want to say C U N T

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Haha that swear filter

 

[The_Big_Ship]

Opponent has spud Franklin, grrrrrrrrrrreattttttttt.....

 

[Clint Beastwood]

That c*nt Nathan Buckley. Put Heath Shaw on Franklin for most of the night when he is obviously more DT friendly in a run-off role. Selfish f*cking prick

 

[Jackizm]

Roughead still on 10 halfway through the 3rd
This will likely cost me a win
Piss poor effort mate!!!

 

[Plugger35]

Roughead can suck a bag of dicks and Mitchell can join him.

 

[mrpig]

Smith seriously?
Also stat man, missed 3 tackles f this

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Bloody hell Grundy?!!? Where was this effort last week when i fielded you as cover for Krooze
This week i trade Krooze to Minson and you score big on the bench.

Now watch as Bartel who i could have traded to Mayne if i played Grundy will capitulate again this week.


Unless Minson and Bartel go big head will roll