Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[Clint Beastwood]

**** you Daisy you ******* asshat. Are your ankles made of ******* cardboard? **** you.



I'm just kidding, please sign with the Bulldogs as a free agent at the end of the year xoxo

Source? I can't find anything on the AFL or Collingwood sites? Desperately hoping this is not true. Otherwise, f*ck this shit

 

[Willo #6]

Daisy

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Source? I can't find anything on the AFL or Collingwood sites? Desperately hoping this is not true. Otherwise, f*ck this shit

AFL 360 reported it as a 4-8 week injury. FMDT.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

AFL 360 reported it as a 4-8 week injury. FMDT.

FMDT indeed. Traded in Heath Shaw and Daisy last week, now they've gone and f*cked me over. F*ck Collingwood. F*ck Dreamteam

 

[Torz]

Stanton, Cotchin, Gibbs and now Daisy. Too many injuries.

 

[Crawb]

**** you Carlton

 

[mike_]

**** you Carlton

Gibbs would be fine they said.

1-2 weeks they said...

 

[Shupe]

Dafuq is this Gibbs bullshit? Held him thinking one, maybe two weeks. Now they're just taking the farqing piss.

 

[Shupe]

Eat a bag of dicks Gibbs, you farqing pansy.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

Gibbs would be fine they said.

1-2 weeks they said...

Chapman would be fine they said

1-2 weeks they said...

 

[Shupe]

Has Gibbs broken his farqin leg or what?

 

[CaptScott]

Gibbs would be fine they said.

1-2 weeks they said...

It's Franklin all over again!

 

[Shupe]

Hey guys, has anyone mentioned Gibbs yet? Gee, her hamstring must really be sore.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Preemptively venting about having to play Jasper Pittard this week because of Thomas' injury and Shaw's suspension. Bracing for a 33 or some shit.

*Hoping that jinxed him and he'll pull out a 90

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Preemptively venting about having to play Jasper Pittard this week because of Thomas' injury and Shaw's suspension. Bracing for a 33 or some shit.

*Hoping that jinxed him and he'll pull out a 90

Pittard's not playing...

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Pittard's not playing...

Well, looks like it'll have to be Pittard > Thurlow this week instead of next week. Thanks for telling me haha, haven't even looked at the teams yet.

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

oh Maric, how i knew your mullet-head would bite me in the backside when i first selected you.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

did have a giggle at all the people who jumped on port players when they were playing teams like melbourne and gcs

this is the vent thread sunshine! you giggly kind don't fit in round ere i'm afraid

 

[The_Big_Ship]

Pittard, gtfo of my team.

 

[Dularn]

Fantasy Elite vent:

<-- Uses pick four on Dayne Beams a few weeks before round one.

"Dayne Beams (quad) - 1-2 weeks" - From the injury list at the conclusion of round 1.

"Dayne Beams (quad) - 2 weeks" - From the injury list at the conclusion of round 7.

...

 

[West Coast Weasel]

Early sub for Wellingham FMDT

 

[swans4eva]

Screw you Michael Voss putting Mayes the sub. I could've had Caff, Evans or Dwyer on the field. Such a killer.

 

[SureBuddy]

**** me why!?

 

[myyakhasfleas]

Can't wait until the Lions sack Voss.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]