Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[Clint Beastwood]

F*ck Hawthorn. F*ck Dreamteam. F*ck you Pearce Hanley. You better deliver next week. You too Marc Murphy, your a liability if your gonna bang out consistent F*CKING SEVENTIES YOU USELESS C*NT.

 

[walken79]

Don't know who I'm more annoyed at, Buddy or myself.

This dude is still talked about as being the best player in the league? GIMME A BREAK.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Don't know who I'm more annoyed at, Buddy or myself.

This dude is still talked about as being the best player in the league? GIMME A BREAK.

I think he has slipped out of the top 10 players in the league, based on this years form. Wouldn't touch him in DT now... Maybe as a luxury trade late in the season to keep as bench cover?

 

[walken79]

I think he has slipped out of the top 10 players in the league, based on this years form. Wouldn't touch him in DT now... Maybe as a luxury trade late in the season to keep as bench cover?

No way is he top 10. I don't know if he's in the top 50 right now to be honest. He's been amazing in the past obviously but his current form is bum average. I just don't know why this fact is danced around.

Anyway, back to DT talk- IN THE BIN HE GOES...

 

[Ball Hog]

I did not really want Buddy until Leuenberger went down but then again at a price like his I shouldn't really complain too much when he serves up a score only slightly below what would be worthy of his price. Next week I'll get Bartell and once the byes are over Buddy will be demoted to forward 7. Those that have had Buddy from the start are the ones who should be visiting this thread on a weekly basis!

My vent this week is in part at Scotland and at myself. My backline trading in the last 4 weeks has been diabolical!

I've brought in Birchall for 36, 29 (Thurlow's score) & 78, Scotland for 74, 68 & 50 and Beau Waters for 0 (thank **** I traded him the following week to Vlastuin instead of Shaw who I considered)

I should have just ****en kept Goodes & Hartlett and used my trades elsewhere

 

[Tippaz]

Luke Hodge only plays well in big games

 

[Prince St]

This week is a must win for me, opponent had Staker who I thought would outscore Laird and I was in need of a downgrade to get Stevie Johnson in captain for Rockliff (opponent also had Stevie J). Might kill myself.

I had 3 more unique premiums than he did. Nek Minnit my premiums are outscored by Macaffer and B. Kennedy and Terlich.

Head into WCE v Richmond down 31 points with
Cox
JJ. Kennedy

Against
Maric
Shuey
Hutchings

God I hope Hutchings is sub

 

[Makedonija]

FFS!! Was relaxed this morning knowing I was almost certain to win, up by 10 points with a player to spare. Head to the Hawthorn match and relatively content with the scores of Birch, Franklin and Hodge at quarter time. It all went downhill from there. You'd think out of all sides, they'd be able to at least get me 80s all around against the Dees. All of a sudden only 167 up with two players less to play tomorrow. I'll admit it made it hard to enjoy the match today.

 

[walken79]

I don't want to sound dramatic but it's almost as though some players don't give a s#*t that we have selected them. I feel l like a mug sometimes.

PS- Birchall's a crab n all.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

I don't want to sound dramatic but it's almost as though some players don't give a s#*t that we have selected them. I feel l like a mug sometimes.

PS- Birchall's a crab n all.

If youre dream team relevant you should take that as a badge of honour and grind out as many points as you can, there are crabs like nick maxwell who will never be relevant probably dreaming to be as talked about as Hamish Hartlett has been this year.. whoops sorry edit, Hamish Hartless

 

[Spider Klein]

If youre dream team relevant you should take that as a badge of honour and grind out as many points as you can, there are crabs like nick maxwell who will never be relevant probably dreaming to be as talked about as Hamish Hartlett has been this year.. whoops sorry edit, Hamish Hartless

Everyone should aim to be as legendary as Bowden

 

[West Coast Weasel]

Well that sucks...

 

[Hammers_Saints]

TRENT COTCHIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

DRAFT LEAGUE YOU ARE MY CAPTAIN VS DUSTIN MARTIN AND SHANNON HURN WITH 10 MINUTES UP WE LOOK COMFORTABLE. BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO GO GET YOURSELF PINGED HOLDING THE BALL WHEN YOU HAD CLEAR CHANCE TO HANDBALL IT AND THEN GO AND HANDBALL TO DUSTY WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO SCORE A GOAL AND YOU LOSE ME MY MUST WIN LEAGUE GAME BY 6 BECAUSE YOU ARE MY CAPTAIN!

GIVE ME A SPELL

 

[lmach]

+1 for Cotchin.

IF YOUR TEAM'S GOING TO BEAT MY TEAM, AT LEAST TOUCH THE ****ING BALL INSTEAD OF LETTING SPUDS LIKE DANIEL JACKSON AND MATTHEW ****ING WHITE GET TOUCHES AT WILL. YOU WERE SMASHED BY SCOOTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU.

 

[Scotland]

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Well that sucks...

Meh, 3 point loss is a blowout. I lost by 2, watching Matt Priddis (opposition DT) rack up 90 points having zero impact on the game and Dustin Martin (also opposition DT) run around opponentless all night. Fantastic night at the footy.

 

[Makedonija]

Meh, 3 point loss is a blowout. I lost by 2, watching Matt Priddis (opposition DT) rack up 90 points having zero impact on the game and Dustin Martin (also opposition DT) run around opponentless all night. Fantastic night at the footy.

Yeh, I ended up winning by 18 but my opponent had these two. Was giving me the shits how they'd get a bunch of cheap possessions and tackles. It didn't help that in the first half they were playing on each other, so when one got the ball the other would instantly tackle and a handball would be given off = 6 points.

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

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Well that sucks...

strange, i lost my eliminator by 3 points as well. Not having Vlaustin in my team has cost me in more ways than 1 this year.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

strange, i lost my eliminator by 3 points as well. Not having Vlaustin in my team has cost me in more ways than 1 this year.

Try having Toumpas over Wines for the first 3 rounds. Season was doomed by price changes

 

[VSTone]

what's the deal with a blitz rest arrrgh .... gorringe dropped double arrgggh fk

 

[Butler]

**** you Collingwood for not playing Dwyer.

**** you Geelong for resting Blicavs. He has a bye next week and he is young FFS. Rest Bartel or someone.

**** you Lecras. Why is it that a player that is so unique in my team and about 1 week off being traded out has to screw me over first week of the bye rounds.

**** you Melbourne and Viney. I mean how long can one guy be 2-3 weeks away for? Feels like a month they have been saying that.

And finally, **** you AFL for having bye rounds.

 

[Schulzenfest]

**** you Melbourne and Viney. I mean how long can one guy be 2-3 weeks away for? Feels like a month they have been saying that.

Stop your bitching, Jasper Pittard has been 2-3 weeks away since Round 4

 

[Butler]

Stop your bitching, Jasper Pittard has been 2-3 weeks away since Round 4

I also have him on my bench...

Was going to trade him to Thurlow but then I thought to myself "Nah, I don't trust Thurlows JS and I don't want to carry a rookie not playing on my bench through the bye rounds. Plus Pittard should be back for the bye rounds"

Yeh.. that worked well.

 

[Tippaz]

how could they rest Blicavs

HE WAS ALMOST AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE

 

[Clint Beastwood]

how could they rest Blicavs

HE WAS ALMOST AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE

Exactly, as if he needs a rest!

 

[Yellow Feathers]

how could they rest Blicavs

HE WAS ALMOST AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE

The Australian swim team could really use someone with durability and fitness of players like Deledio or Goodes. Not as sexy,though, swimming.