Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[Vincent Chase]

Part 3 has over 1,000 replies, so we are gonna need Part 4 to get us through the rest of the season, especially the next 2/3 weeks.

ENRIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! Your bye isn't this week ********. Your half time interview now makes me want to take my 9 iron to the TV.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Robinson may as well be invisible. He's trying to play a perfect DT **** possession game but is getting ignored. They're not going to kick it to you Robinson, you're a shit kick. Win a hard ball or lay some tackles you faux-tough guy ADD spud. You and Orren managed 13 points in Q2 between you.

EDIT: And now they've provided 24 points between them over Q2 and Q3 combined and Orren has been subbed off. Of course the bye weeks would be the weeks where everyone decides to spud it up.

Secondary, non DT related vent, the umpires in this game can go **** themselves. Paying every tiny little free, but letting blatant thuggery go unpunished.

 

[Sergian]

What sort of *******ity have I invited into my team by trading in Robinson? Why wasn't I warned?

 

[pillager]

Orren, Orren, Orren...

I have had you in my team all year, the one week I need you and you serve up this shit?

Piss off back to the 2's.

 

[quin_stick]

Another ****ing annoying thing about Enright is half of Geelong look like him, from a distance at least. So many ****ing times Duncan/Wojcinski/Corey have taken an uncontested mark and given me a split second of false excitement, only to figure out it's not Enright.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Lol at everyone that played Orren over Redden. What'd you expect against a 206cm opponent (with Kreuzer and Hampson as backup)?

 

[Cameron_K]

Another ****ing annoying thing about Enright is half of Geelong look like him, from a distance at least. So many ****ing times Duncan/Wojcinski/Corey have taken an uncontested mark and given me a split second of false excitement, only to figure out it's not Enright.

Couldn't agree more with this.

Brought in Enright and Robinson this week. FMDT

 

[Plugger35]

Sign me up for the Corey Enright hate group.

He ****ed me over last week with his late withdrawal and has ****ed me over again with 45 tonight.

 

[Ess_don]

What sort of *******ity have I invited into my team by trading in Robinson? Why wasn't I warned?

Lol have you had a look at him? His face should have been sufficient warning.. went absolutely missing when the heat was on.

Chappy should have gotten a decent score, 3 FAs dont help (1 of them was a terrible call though) and if only he kicked it on the siren! A 92 just looks so much better than a 89 for some reason..

 

[Ant85]

I forgot to put my trades in before the lockout.

Living in a different timezone somewhere else in the world and playing DT... hmmmm.

 

[yogibbear]

Traded enright in two weeks ago...

Thanks for your 0 and 45... ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. I traded out Marty Clarke too... GOODBYE FJ CRUISER!

 

[Sergian]

Lol have you had a look at him? His face should have been sufficient warning.. went absolutely missing when the heat was on.

Fair call, accurate call, should have known better call.

 

[QS]

I have zero chance of winning my game this week, so I can sit back relax and not stress.
Thank you Jordan Lewis and Heath Scotland. I'm down to 7 trades now due to all the injuries this season, so I just have to hope and pray my side holds up so I can save them for down the track.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Hahaha, Sandilands subbed out of the game on 10 points, just to make sure I can't even trade him out for anyone good if it requires a trade. Oh my god this week. I've got 4 zeroes and Robinson, Stephenson and Sandilands have scored 103 between all three of them. May as well be 6 zeroes. Of course the bye weeks are when everyone decides to spud it up.

 

[Cynic]

Some bloke was saying he traded McEvoy - McIntosh - Sandilands...I think we'll hear from him soon

 

[Ess_don]

Just brought in Sandi this week.. of course he goes down in the first few minutes. You big lump of fragile ****!
Will plummet in price, dont think I have enough coin to spare to trade him out.

 

[Tippaz]

Traded enright in two weeks ago...

Thanks for your 0 and 45... ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. I traded out Marty Clarke too... GOODBYE FJ CRUISER!

i have had Enright since rd1 !!!

he's been hacking it up all year. yet another premium i'll have to upgrade.

 

[CaptScott]

Non-DT rant:

I swear that umpire has a bet on Richmond. So many dodgy calls this quarter.

errr.... yeah... I'm a dockers supporter...

 

[Benno_900]

Despite scoring 130 from 2 premiums last night, I was pleased that Stephenson had a stinker as I didn't start him when most would have.

And then Sandilands gets injured. *sigh*

 

[Jessbek]

TRADING IN SANDI! ARRGHHHH, CANT GET A SINGLE BREAK ALL YEEAAARRRRR!

 

[Jcpdragonx]

Rhys stanley go **** urself

Brought him in after averaging 80, went on to average under 50 for the month I had him. Comes back and on track for 100.

Beautiful

edit: i have been informed its the stanley from GC! haha oops

 

[yellowandblack21]

Rhys stanley go **** urself

Brought him in after averaging 80, went on to average under 50 for the month I had him. Comes back and on track for 100.

Beautiful

Ummmm ... think you might have your Stanley's mixed up? God knows could I do with Rhys back this week to cover another donut, but alas...

 

[Sergian]

Ablett now afraid to get a kick lest he be called selfish by the media.

Great.

 

[Jimi]

All my opponents have ablett captain so its all good.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Should've known Ablett would play a lesser role after all the media bitching. Isn't even playing as a midfielder. Should've stuck with Beams. **** this game.