Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[Off The Couch]

I'd like to vent but I don't even know where to start
Got an amazing 1800 - way to start my league

 

[Jessbek]

Vent on how long lockout takes to end. Can't wait to see Zorks get the fuarkkkk out!

 

[CrozaN]

Vent on how long lockout takes to end. Can't wait to see Zorks get the fuarkkkk out!

HAHAHA i am exactly the same bro. Giving my F5 key a smashing! inb4 i break my keyboard.

 

[WCEprod]

**** libba was lazy today.

 

[Krujan]

I'd just like to vent that Kreuz has a broken thumb

 

[Jessbek]

HAHAHA i am exactly the same bro. Giving my F5 key a smashing! inb4 i break my keyboard.

Do it I'm just hoping to give my F5 a smashing, Zorko! Hahah

 

[Krujan]

**** libba was lazy today.

I thought so too.

 

[QS]

FUUUUU just realised Maric got 91 and i traded him out for Kreuzer. Gah.
FMDT

 

[DylanW]

I'd like to vent at myself for ever thinking Tyrone Vickery was a good idea

 

[Jessbek]

I'd like to vent at myself for ever thinking Tyrone Vickery was a good idea

 

[CACA_TAZZA]

I'd like to vent at myself for ever thinking Tyrone Vickery was a good idea

sigh i'm in the same boat, i got him to replace lecras, if only i knew lecras would only be out for a week!

to make things worse vickery would have to stay on for at least another week, since i need to use my trades this week for kreuzer and varcoe. Oh the joy of DT

 

[DylanW]

sigh i'm in the same boat, i got him to replace lecras, if only i knew lecras would only be out for a week!

to make things worse vickery would have to stay on for at least another week, since i need to use my trades this week for kreuzer and varcoe. Oh the joy of DT

I got Vickery in for Lecras too, but luckily I didn't have Kruezer so I can get Lecras back in and be $16,000 the better off for it and not have to worry about Vickery's 71 breakeven next week. I do have a slight Karnezis problem to deal with though

 

[Schulzenfest]

Oh ye of little faith. I think you can lock Westhoff in for an 127 average over the full season.

Ease up Hoff, I was only joking.

 

[Mattrox]

Ease up Hoff, I was only joking.

Quite a start to his season.

 

[Vincent Chase]

Pittard and Stevenson combining for a solid 68 points.

Pair of cum stains.

 

[kaisasosai]

Pittard and Stevenson combining for a solid 68 points.

Pair of cum stains.

BINGO! Seriously Pittard may even get dropped, he was absolutely frickin useless today. I think just about every touch he had ended up in a turnover, he almost single handedly gave the win to Adelaide - but thankfully nothing could stop Mr.Westhoff!! (saved me in my league match since I also have bloody Kreuzer)

 

[QS]

****ing Pittard is a joke. Even Jack Watts may be more valuable come season's end*

*long bow to draw

 

[SlickNick]

I'm raging at myself for not sticking with my gut for the first 3 rounds.

First round, I took C off Ablett last minute, put it on Swan - cost me 12.
Second round, I took C off Stanton last minute, put it on Swan - cost me 25. I also changed my trade of Karnezis --> JJK to Mitchell --> Viney (which meant I put Viney on the field instead of O'Meara), this cost me 133 points.
Third round, I took C off Lids last minute, put it on Swan - cost me 29.

All up, these last minute decisions have cost me 199 points. I just checked then and, but for these decisions, I'd be in 11th place overall.

Inb4 I listen to my gut and it screws me. Anyway, that's my rant. It's probably not healthy to figure out where you would be if you just stayed away from your team in those last ten or so minutes, but I'm too curious not too.

 

[LanLion]

Vent summary:
1. JPK > Moloney. Not the worst idea, but end up -40 points.
2. Beau Waters. seriously, Warm up injury!
3. Kreuz. Nuff said.
4. O'Meara, Pittard, Goodes, Viney all coming back to earth.

End up with 1950. With Waters and Kreuz alone, miss out on roughly 160+. That's not even factoring in my JPK stoopidity or the rookies.
At least I beat Dr Dream Team, so not all is useless. Whoever was willing to send me that wreath, please feel free to hit up Zorko for it

 

[West Coast Weasel]

So I see JPK is doing a Zorko...

 

[Prince St]

JPK is the most frustrating player to watch in DT. So far this season he's been at 90% of contests but he just looks like he's horrible at reading the play. Whenever he plays in front of the ball it goes back, whenever he's behind the ball it goes forward, whenever it's tapped in his direction he can't read the drop.

Was my captain this week in a bid win against a team similiar to mine and I honestly thought he'd get me a solid 120 and I get a 59.

I need Ablett, Watson, JPK (C), Deledio, Rowe and Mayes to beat Franklin, A. Swallow (C), Heppell, M. Murphy, Monfries and Moloney.

Conflict of interests if I put Ablett (C) against Port, think Kane might do a job on him as well.

This is a vent of the highest order

 

[Scotland]

My opponent has a midfield full of Swans with O'Keefe, Jack and Hanneberry.

Couldn't one of those spud it up instead of JPK? Hanneberry was in Bruce Reid mode by the end and still got 100+.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

My opponent has a midfield full of Swans with O'Keefe, Jack and Hanneberry.

Couldn't one of those spud it up instead of JPK? Hanneberry was in Bruce Reid mode by the end and still got 100+.

75 from O'Keefe isn't spudding?

 

[Hawkinspired]

I can top all this. Somehow I selected Robbie Grey on the field without naming an emergency in the forwards. I was camping over the Easter break and didn't have reception to have the final look over the team. An honourable comeback as I'm ranked 3000 now.

 

[CaptScott]

Precautionary pre-vent vent at self.

Traded in Sinclair over Rowe this week, and only just noticed he's listed on the bench, high sub risk. Thought he was listed on field!

Hope he dodges the green!