Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[mrpig]

Vent at heppell, gibbs, goodes and pittard, if just one of you got a game this week, the hoff would have been gone for SJ, but to avoid a zero, i needed to trade 2 of you. It might of been better to cop a zero in hindsight, depending on what sj gets.

 

[West Coast Weasel]

Stants captain. Stants subbed.

Still outscoring Jobe...

 

[Shupe]

Going to vent at Watson. I have two leagues I care about and neither opponent has him. Call yourself a premium? Well, dickhead, you've got to get these sorts of shitty games out of your system.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

**** you westoff you absolute ****ing useless potato

**** that umpire that hasnt got wines in his dt, that is not holding the ****ing ball

 

[amazingjoshy]

Stanton (c), Geary, Hartlett, Stevenson, Steven....

Delete team looking a seriously good option right now

 

[Phenotype]

Watson (c)
Hoff

 

[lmach]

Goldstein isn't going bad today, but this is something that's really pissing me off:

Let me ask you this, Goldy...

WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU ALWAYS SO SWEATY WHENEVER I SEE YOUR F*CKING DOPEY HEAD???? EVERY CENTRE BOUNCE YOU JUST STAND THERE DRIPPING WITH SWEAT, GO UP FOR A TAP, STICK YOUR ARMS OUT IN AN ATTEMPT TO SHEPHERD (WHICH DOES ABSOLUTELY F*CK ALL), WALK AWAY FROM THE BALL, AND THEN JUST DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH UNTIL THE NEXT BOUNCE??? I SERIOUSLY CAN'T FIND YOU, YOU JUST WALK THE OTHER WAY!! WHERE THE F*CK IS THERE TO EVEN GO??? THEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU; YOU'RE JUST DRIPPING WITH SWEAT AND YOUR HEAD IS REDDER THAN A F*CKING TOMATO!!

 

[swans4eva]

Hartlett... more like Hartless

 

[mrpig]

Time to get on the grog early i think.

Hartlett, heath stevenson, hoff!!!!!! (go get f@&ked) and to a lesser extend wines

Also a vent at the ump
wtf like 30-12 free kicks to NM

 

[stormee]

Geez Hartlett has been horrible. Also epic vent lmach

 

[lmach]

Fking Kommer, he's gone missing.

 

[Torz]

Vent at the commentators who are constantly talking Watson up.

 

[stormee]

What position is Hartlett even playing? Is he even on the ground? Absolutely pissweak, useless. I should have taken Gibbs' zero, probably would have been better for my team. Hamish Hartless.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Lol, ****. I just realised that I was meaning to reverse my trades and go Scotland instead of Hartlett as I had a gut feeling he'd spud it up this week. Completely forgot.

 

[lmach]

Put Westhoff behind the ****ing ball!!

 

[LUKOZADE]

Reversed my trade of Gibbs>Burgoyne right before lockout and got Hartlett instead...

**** this game sometimes!!!!

At least everyone would have 1 of at least Sides, Watson, Stanton or Hartlett's shit scores! Those who took the (C) off Swan for Watson or Stanton may have learnt a lesson...

 

[lmach]

Reversed my trade of Gibbs>Burgoyne right before lockout and got Hartlett instead...

**** this game sometimes!!!!

At least everyone would have 1 of at least Sides, Watson, Stanton or Hartlett's shit scores! Those who took the (C) off Swan for Watson or Stanton may have learnt a lesson...

Nope.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

CAN WESTOFF DO SOMETHING BESIDES SKIP AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF PACKS ON THE BALLS OF HIS FEET, IF YOUVE GOT ENOUGH ENERGY TO PROUNCE AROUND THEN YOUVE GOT ENIUGH ENERGY TO GET IN THERE AND GET THE FUUUUARKING BALL, JUST GO BACK AND GET A ****ING PLUS 12 YOU'LL JUST ABOUT DOUBLE YOUR SCORE

 

[lmach]

CAN WESTOFF DO SOMETHING BESIDES SKIP AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF PACKS ON THE BALLS OF HIS FEET, IF YOUVE GOT ENOUGH ENERGY TO PROUNCE AROUND THEN YOUVE GOT ENIUGH ENERGY TO GET IN THERE AND GET THE FUUUUARKING BALL, JUST GO BACK AND GET A ******* PLUS 12 YOU'LL JUST ABOUT DOUBLE YOUR SCORE

OMG he just touched it!!

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

This thread = .

 

[TedDougChris]

I just saw Westhoff get the ball !!!!!!!

 

[SlickNick]

So much to vent about. I'm playing easily the only bad team in my cash league and I'm now almost certain I'm going to lose.

Stanton (my captain), Stevenson, Heath and Westhoff are all uniques, and my opponent will cop no donuts (I am copping one)

 

[swans4eva]

Nope.

Hoff?
I'm thinking I got off lightly only having to deal with Hartlett and Stevenson's shit.

 

[lmach]

Hoff?
I'm thinking I got off lightly only having to deal with Hartlett and Stevenson's shit.

Hoff, Stevenson, Heath and Kommer.

 

[stormee]

7 disposals in a WHOLE GAME OF AFL FOOTBALL. FROM A GUY AVERAGING 96 POINTS. Suck a fat one Hamish. Absolute spud.