Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[Ess_don]

Vent at VS score projections.. apparently I should score 2609 this week and my opponent 2800+.

Can they please stop raising our hopes up every week? Just unrealistic..

 

[W.C. Fry]

******* umpires, bunch of ******* useless sillys taking away Cloke's ton.

Get screwed!

This.

But they weren't the only ones taking away from his ton. Learn2Kick. They said in the post match he had 11 shots at goal. 2 goals 5. **** me, it could have been a massive score.

 

[kaisasosai]

******* umpires, bunch of ******* useless sillys taking away Cloke's ton.

Get screwed!

This. Cloke got screwed for being too good at his job. Yes his stats look bad but they would look a lot better if the awesome marks he took right in front of goal were given to him rather than the pansy he shrugged off.

UMPIRES YOU ARE ALL DUE FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH SPEC SAVERS!!

 

[Jcpdragonx]

This. Cloke got screwed for being too good at his job. Yes his stats look bad but they would look a lot better if the awesome marks he took right in front of goal were given to him rather than the pansy he shrugged off.

UMPIRES YOU ARE ALL DUE FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH SPEC SAVERS!!

piss off. apart from 1 free, the rest which should have gone to cloke were in junk time. umpires didnt pay shit when it mattered.

 

[Schulzenfest]

piss off. apart from 1 free, the rest which should have gone to cloke were in junk time. umpires didnt pay shit when it mattered.

This is the Dream Team board, not the AFL board. Junk time goals are worth just as much as any other goal here.

P.S. You seem mad.

 

[kaisasosai]

piss off. apart from 1 free, the rest which should have gone to cloke were in junk time. umpires didnt pay shit when it mattered.

dear sir you are talking footy not fantasy footy. from a DT perspective it doesn't mean BUGGER ALL whether its in junk time or not. Either way there was 2 goals that belonged to Cloak and 24 + the 6 points subtracted means he was robbed for 30 points.

There is a HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 90 AND 120 POINTS

P.S - GO THE PIES

P.P.S - Adelaide may make finals next year

 

[Spider Klein]

piss off. apart from 1 free, the rest which should have gone to cloke were in junk time. umpires didnt pay shit when it mattered.

I think they were referring to Cloke being stronger then his opponents and throwing them to the ground before taking a mark in front of goal. He then got a free against. Net change -15 points

 

[CaptScott]

How come whenever my opponents have key injuries their player still get good scores (ie danger, barlow, SJ), yet my injuries are always in the 1st qtr (grimes, watson, robbo, varcoe)!

petty rant I know...

 

[Off The Couch]

Forgetting to put captain back on gaz and leaving it on griff

Did my trades, changed my captains, reversed my trades, did new trades and totally forget the reversing clears all moves
Can't even work up a decent rant

 

[LanLion]

Damn Cloke not being a real POD anymore.

Rant > umps screwing Cloke, had the 2 frees against in junk time. My God if he'd kicked straight he could have had 140.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Damn Cloke not being a real POD anymore.

Rant > umps screwing Cloke, had the 2 frees against in junk time. My God if he'd kicked straight he could have had 140.

Yes but he's cloke
Thats like saying
yarran could average a hundred if he put some effort in, or;
Franklin could have score above 60 if he kicked straight, or;
Crowley could have scored if he wasnt a tagger

These things are inherent characteristics of the players

 

[Schulzenfest]

Justin Koschitzke could average 200 if he was the greatest player of all time instead of a useless spud.

 

[lmach]

Justin Koschitzke could average 200 if he was the greatest player of all time instead of a useless spud.

This Justin Koschitzke guy sounds like a player.

 

[terribleflowers]

enright being rested was kinda annoying but whatever, gonna happen at some point and he scores the same vs every team anyway. but now stokes late withdrawal? wtf?????? he's too young to need a rest and was gonna go so huge ffs

 

[Jezza Jenkins]

stokes and franklin late withdrawal giving me a ****ing donut FUFJDSJDFSUIJFGSIJFGSIJGDSJSDSDVJGDGSVJ

 

[Plugger35]

stokes and franklin late withdrawal giving me a ******* donut FUFJDSJDFSUIJFGSIJFGSIJGDSJSDSDVJGDGSVJ

This

Two f***ing late withdrawals in my forwardline and only Neade as an emegency

 

[lmach]

Finally dodged some carnage.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Fuuuuuuark you Geelong and stokes
If i had of known this before the lockout i could have Zorko as cover but instead he's sitting on the mid bench as cover there (playing the statistics with 8) and i have Neade as the sub as my forward cover, fuuuuark.

 

[VSTone]

stokes....noooooooooooooo!

 

[Plugger35]

Neade the sub

Talk about rubbing f***ing salt in the wounds

DT is already over for me this weekend barring a miracle.

 

[Crawb]

Nice 7 point first quarter Mitchell...cmon need more!

 

[btemplar88]

how many free kicks do ya wanna giva away hartlett

 

[Mateyman]

Oh FFS. I bring in Stokes, Buddy to the bench. **** my day

 

[btemplar88]

swallow to s mitchell looking like a dud trade

 

[Crawb]

omfg Mitchell you cun.t